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Łukasz
@maldr0id.bsky.social
Military-grade reverse engineer @ Google, working on Android malware

Got mistaken for a member of Project Zero once.

Everything here is my own opinion

he/him ✨🌈🦄
🥳

(also imagine your country hating your sexual identity so much that they are willing to spend time and money to almost endlessly argue about it in courts)

but still 🥳
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My favourite Polish fact. On the first day of spring kids skip school (sometimes even in a “sanctioned” way) to build a straw impersonation of winter, set it on fire and throw it into a river.

Of course the older you get the more exciting reasons you have to skip school ;)
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
An update: made it!
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What do you call a clickbait that doesn’t work because the answer is so obvious you don’t need to click?
August 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
inb4
August 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I didn’t predict that the Online Safety Act is going to lead to a legal battle between the UK Government and 4chan but it seems like a perfect next step in this saga
August 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Old tweet by @infosecsherpa.bsky.social was shown in Stephen Colbert’s monologue for unrelated reasons (the segment was about Trump cheating at golf) :)

youtu.be/FD7TEBvnkog (@ 3:47)
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
No cheating, post your lock screen.

Mine changes every hour to a random pic I’ve taken while travelling. Bonus OSINT challenge: where is this and what’s the purpose of the pipe on the lower left?
July 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Make United Kingdom Argentina Again
July 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
lol
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Well, LLM has now refused to create any new examples since it's apparently "misinformation" but it can create *plausible* examples, lol
July 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Forbes “30 under 30” has an option to view the profiles “on Blockchain” and its the most 30 under 30 thing that has every 30ested
June 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
AC FTW :)
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
He kept going too, it’s hilarious
June 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The weirdest thing is that it has happened before in so many other countries. It’s so weird to me that the US is currently just this one meme over and over again
June 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🙄
June 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Yes… ha ha ha… yes
June 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Maybe he should’ve asked one of the LLMs.

He actually probably used 4 out of the 5 of these just to post this, impressive.
May 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
And they say that the job market is difficult
May 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Lots of “rogue employees” in xAI lately, weird
May 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I voted in the European Super Sunday, AMA
May 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Very „Angry People in Local Newspapers” @apiln.bsky.social vibe
May 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
May 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ve even heard a rumour that he’s so not „America first” that he decided to run a completely different country on another continent
May 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The class is not, in any way, given by Agatha Christie
April 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM