Not Maggie Mack !
@maggiechamberlain.bsky.social
After relinquishing Meta platforms I am forced to stalk my middle school classmates on LinkedIn. So happy for Brittany from 7th grade Spanish, she just got promoted to assistant director of marketing.
February 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
After relinquishing Meta platforms I am forced to stalk my middle school classmates on LinkedIn. So happy for Brittany from 7th grade Spanish, she just got promoted to assistant director of marketing.
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Sorry I never messaged you back. I didn't think society was going to last this long.
January 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Sorry I never messaged you back. I didn't think society was going to last this long.
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“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
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i miss arguing over if a dress was blue or gold or whether or not white people wash their legs in the shower instead of *gestures at everything*
January 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i miss arguing over if a dress was blue or gold or whether or not white people wash their legs in the shower instead of *gestures at everything*
If you see me driving like a maniac, it’s because I spend 2 hours a day commuting because I can’t afford to live in the city I work. #americandream
January 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you see me driving like a maniac, it’s because I spend 2 hours a day commuting because I can’t afford to live in the city I work. #americandream
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This is the trans athletic scare that has half the nation in a tizzy. It’s manufactured fear, playing off of ignorance and bigotry.
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This is the trans athletic scare that has half the nation in a tizzy. It’s manufactured fear, playing off of ignorance and bigotry.
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how your email finds me
December 19, 2024 at 1:06 PM
how your email finds me
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Brief thread on how we got here: Since the GOP won control of the House 2 years ago they have not passed a single appropriations package into law. Government has operated at funding levels set by Dems 2 years ago via continuing resolutions every few months. This is not normal.
December 19, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Brief thread on how we got here: Since the GOP won control of the House 2 years ago they have not passed a single appropriations package into law. Government has operated at funding levels set by Dems 2 years ago via continuing resolutions every few months. This is not normal.
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Getting death threats on the anime message board for saying I like small boobs
December 9, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Getting death threats on the anime message board for saying I like small boobs
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they don’t always tell you this but when you go on a hayride they’ll usually let you eat as much hay as you want
December 5, 2024 at 10:34 PM
they don’t always tell you this but when you go on a hayride they’ll usually let you eat as much hay as you want
The woman sitting next to me is reading a romance novel while waiting for Celtic Woman to perform. I think she has hacked SAD.
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
The woman sitting next to me is reading a romance novel while waiting for Celtic Woman to perform. I think she has hacked SAD.
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[the robe store]
me: is this a good one for getting the morning paper
salesperson: yes and, you’re gonna love this, it’s our top rated robe for frantically taking the garbage out because you hear the truck coming
me: (hiding my excitement) really
me: is this a good one for getting the morning paper
salesperson: yes and, you’re gonna love this, it’s our top rated robe for frantically taking the garbage out because you hear the truck coming
me: (hiding my excitement) really
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
[the robe store]
me: is this a good one for getting the morning paper
salesperson: yes and, you’re gonna love this, it’s our top rated robe for frantically taking the garbage out because you hear the truck coming
me: (hiding my excitement) really
me: is this a good one for getting the morning paper
salesperson: yes and, you’re gonna love this, it’s our top rated robe for frantically taking the garbage out because you hear the truck coming
me: (hiding my excitement) really
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There is nothing, I mean NOTHING in this world a crab boil couldn’t fix
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
There is nothing, I mean NOTHING in this world a crab boil couldn’t fix
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Bad news for clams, I woke up (not metaphorical clams, literal clams)
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Bad news for clams, I woke up (not metaphorical clams, literal clams)
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It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
I’d like to clear up a rumor: turtleweed was NOT my nickname in high school
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I’d like to clear up a rumor: turtleweed was NOT my nickname in high school
Writing my senators begging them to reveal the secrets of the oarfish.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Writing my senators begging them to reveal the secrets of the oarfish.
Bad news for clams, I woke up (not metaphorical clams, literal clams)
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Bad news for clams, I woke up (not metaphorical clams, literal clams)
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Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Me: do you think I’ll get my harmonica back after the trial?
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
My Lawyer: I told you ten times not to bring it.
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We all know how well marky mark is doing but I’m a bit concerned about the funky bunch
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
We all know how well marky mark is doing but I’m a bit concerned about the funky bunch
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If you die in the IKEA showroom, you die in real life. Be careful out there.
November 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
If you die in the IKEA showroom, you die in real life. Be careful out there.
We are all calling them males now, right?
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
We are all calling them males now, right?