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lywinis.bsky.social
Sam
@lywinis.bsky.social
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Author, sarcastic old fuck.

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catsofyore.bsky.social
Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
Vintage illustrated postcard with a drawing of a medium haired cat tangled up in string with a bandage around its head looking quite pathetic. Text on it says I have troubles of my own. Don’t mention yours.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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bibiblossoms.bsky.social
It cost 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.

Store: Bibipins.com
Walking sticks in Strawberry, Galaxy and Bats patterns
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social
Helios - sun
Illustration of the sun from our solar system inside two large gold rings. The rings resemble biblical angels.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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saturdaychillin.bsky.social
Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
KISSES!! A wolf’s love can be a bit…much.
Digital art, my work. A werewolf and a human skeleton
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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scalzi.com
I did a cover of Adele's "Someone Like You" but did NOT sing on it, singing like her is hard, who knew, but the instrumental track is nice and calm and pretty, so maybe you'll like it.

youtu.be/893PG-69v_I
Someone Like You (Instrumental, Adele Cover)
YouTube video by John Scalzi
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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rattleplank.bsky.social
Jump in puddles.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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rincewind.run
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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katarinahunt.bsky.social
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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dagmartoons.bsky.social
fellas is it gay to smile while you strangle your partner in crime with a garrote wire
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lywinis.bsky.social
AdHoc why are you making me choose between two weirdly aggressive and off-putting women who I don't want when that sweet cupcake Herman is right there. This is a fucking travesty.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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paultobin.bsky.social
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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rincewind.run
Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us

but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend
luriethereal.bsky.social Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 28d
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
B A N G E R ALERT

Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to

Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes

src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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bbygrl74.bsky.social
Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
pretty worrying how predictive Peacemaker turned out to be.
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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metavenhorst.bsky.social
It is PUMPKIN SEASON, my dudes (gn). Here are a few of my favorites that I’ve carved so far this year! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
Spongebob Squarepants jack o’lantern. He is smiling and riding a little pod of jellyfish Looney Tunes jack o’lantern featuring the main cast popping out of the “That’s All Folks” background below the Looney Tunes title Scully and Mulder from the X-Files jack o’lantern. A detailed close up of their faces pressed together at the cheek as they dramatically look at something off to the side Iconic film still of police chief Margie Gunderson (played by the incomparable Francis McDormand) from the movie Fargo (1996) jack o’lantern
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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m.pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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clever-reports.bsky.social
We report: the dregs of the evening pass us by, quiet, flat sound waves reverberating across the fields. Our expert dropped their keys as they took their hands out of their pockets, and we are now hunched over the ground with our torch lights, looking for a glint in the grass.
Digital painting of a dusk sky, shades of purple and dark blue, long, dark wispy clouds obscuring the lower half of the sky. There are lamp posts on the horizon, with phone lines stretched between them, a few trees, and the silhouette of a sign post, all of them dark in the evening light.
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Two fun new bumper stickers!

Find them here: buff.ly/lGvAVs5
Two bumper stickers. the top one is black with white text that arches slightly up like a shallow rainbow: Keep Honking! I'm listening to my weird little podcasts. On the right is a dog sitting but it's head is the horn of a record player. On the other side is a record player but instead of a horn on top is a dog's head. The bottom bumper sticker is in shades of purple. The text takes up most of the space with a purple galaxy of stars behind it and a transparent Night Vale eye on the right. The eye is almond shaped with a crescent moon in the iris. The text is a very light violet and says: be proud of your place in the cosmos. it is small and yet it is.
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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picardtips.bsky.social
Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.
August 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM