Elana Bryan
@luv2birdie18.bsky.social
Seattle native, now Florida resident.
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Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Update on Boomertifa from the war zone.
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This is lovely. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_yJ...
Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Dear Time (feat. Jackson Browne with Jeff Hanna)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is lovely. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_yJ...
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Every president in US history was a bigger man than Trump: they didn't cry when someone told jokes about them.
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every president in US history was a bigger man than Trump: they didn't cry when someone told jokes about them.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
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When a liberal is murdered, we shouldn’t speculate about the political motives of the killer. When a conservative is murdered, it’s important that we immediately blame the left.
September 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When a liberal is murdered, we shouldn’t speculate about the political motives of the killer. When a conservative is murdered, it’s important that we immediately blame the left.
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Liberals say the Supreme Court had destroyed our democracy. They're wrong—it has destroyed our Republic.
September 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Before the election, my focus group of Trump voters said their top priorities were lowering prices and releasing the Epstein files. Now the same respondents say their top priorities are building a gold ballroom for the White House and putting tariffs on Ford and GM.
What on EARTH is up with this guy's makeup and why doesn't anyone tell him how pathetic this is?
July 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What on EARTH is up with this guy's makeup and why doesn't anyone tell him how pathetic this is?
Picture of health, this one.
July 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Picture of health, this one.
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Just in from the NYT: in 2007, 16 year old Zohran Mamdani went to see the R-rated film SUPERBAD without parental supervision at the AMC Village 7 at 3rd Avenue and E. 11th street.
Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just in from the NYT: in 2007, 16 year old Zohran Mamdani went to see the R-rated film SUPERBAD without parental supervision at the AMC Village 7 at 3rd Avenue and E. 11th street.
Hey @kaitlancollins.bsky.social, why isn't anyone asking about this?
We don’t know what the real name of the Director of White House Personnel is, we don’t know what country he came from, he refuses to turn in background check forms, and nobody will ask the president or press secretary about it.
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey @kaitlancollins.bsky.social, why isn't anyone asking about this?
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Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
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Don't look away, don't normalize: this is the virtually unconstrained leader of the world's most powerful country ambushing the president of South Africa with conspiracy-fueled racist propaganda promoted by his unelected billionaire maybe-appointee who has caused the deaths of children through DOGE.
Trump is now giving the South African president the full Zelenskyy treatment
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
May 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
Okay y'all - if you are moaning about
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
's appearance on the FLAGRANT podcast - watch it and tell me exactly what your problem is. Pete was stellar as usual, and the pod panel asked great questions. It was great.
We need more of this.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
's appearance on the FLAGRANT podcast - watch it and tell me exactly what your problem is. Pete was stellar as usual, and the pod panel asked great questions. It was great.
We need more of this.
April 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Okay y'all - if you are moaning about
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
's appearance on the FLAGRANT podcast - watch it and tell me exactly what your problem is. Pete was stellar as usual, and the pod panel asked great questions. It was great.
We need more of this.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
's appearance on the FLAGRANT podcast - watch it and tell me exactly what your problem is. Pete was stellar as usual, and the pod panel asked great questions. It was great.
We need more of this.
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Elon losing $130 billion dollars because he got Trump elected is the greatest self own in history.
I hope he loses it all. Every damn dime.
I hope he loses it all. Every damn dime.
April 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Elon losing $130 billion dollars because he got Trump elected is the greatest self own in history.
I hope he loses it all. Every damn dime.
I hope he loses it all. Every damn dime.
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Cat standoff! ⚔️
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
Orange thinks he has high ground. He strikes and Gray retreats...
But it's just the opening gambit...
#cats #catsofbluesky #cat #checkmate #4Dchess
March 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Caption this.
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
March 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Caption this.
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
"You can say I lost my faith in the politicians - they all seem like game-show hosts to me." The song is: If I Ever Lose My Faith In You - ~Sting 1993. Seems prescient.
March 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"You can say I lost my faith in the politicians - they all seem like game-show hosts to me." The song is: If I Ever Lose My Faith In You - ~Sting 1993. Seems prescient.
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I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.
March 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.
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Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
USAspending.gov
usaspending.gov
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?
Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.
Very Trump like too.
Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?
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It helps if you imagine auto-correct as a tiny elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is, in fact, quite drunk.
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
It helps if you imagine auto-correct as a tiny elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is, in fact, quite drunk.
Just some words of advice:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol'Lone Ranger
and you don't attempt troll @radiofreetom.bsky.social about USSR/Russia, or world history, or military history.
Just don't. It's folly.
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol'Lone Ranger
and you don't attempt troll @radiofreetom.bsky.social about USSR/Russia, or world history, or military history.
Just don't. It's folly.
December 30, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Just some words of advice:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol'Lone Ranger
and you don't attempt troll @radiofreetom.bsky.social about USSR/Russia, or world history, or military history.
Just don't. It's folly.
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol'Lone Ranger
and you don't attempt troll @radiofreetom.bsky.social about USSR/Russia, or world history, or military history.
Just don't. It's folly.
Great reminder.
So I’ve had my 1st Black History Month event cancellation because of “DEI concerns,” citing a fear of frivolous suits. Funny thing is, I don’t do DEI, I’m a historian of the Black American experience. A reminder that DEI is just a dog whistle about suppressing history, if you need a reminder.
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Great reminder.