Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
No news about whether he’s out of the fire yet
I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
No news about whether he’s out of the fire yet
I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
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Space travel and teleportation are cool and all, but the Star Trek tech I most want is food replicators. Can someone get on that please?
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Space travel and teleportation are cool and all, but the Star Trek tech I most want is food replicators. Can someone get on that please?
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some of y’all didn’t have an Italian Renaissance Poison phase and it really shows
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
some of y’all didn’t have an Italian Renaissance Poison phase and it really shows
*me, in the bathroom, screaming*
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
*me, in the bathroom, screaming*
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
just took a couple pictures of my wife for her dating profile, do I get an A in polyamory lmao
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
just took a couple pictures of my wife for her dating profile, do I get an A in polyamory lmao
me: omg omg I think I’m going to make it through this full moon cycle without shitting myself ONCE
my body:
my body:
a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
me: omg omg I think I’m going to make it through this full moon cycle without shitting myself ONCE
my body:
my body:
my wife: are you DRUNK TEXTING?? Give me your phone. Who are you drunk texting
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
my wife: are you DRUNK TEXTING?? Give me your phone. Who are you drunk texting
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
Had a FANTASTIC realization about my abdominal spasms today (WARNING I’M ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOWELS)
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
Currently battling two pre-full-moon spasms (one abdominal and one in my shoulder)
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Had a FANTASTIC realization about my abdominal spasms today (WARNING I’M ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOWELS)
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
is it pMS or DOES EVERYONE FXKKKKINHGNG SUCCCCKKKKKKK
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
is it pMS or DOES EVERYONE FXKKKKINHGNG SUCCCCKKKKKKK
Full moon on Imbolc lol
Why does astrology have to go so hard
Why does astrology have to go so hard
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Full moon on Imbolc lol
Why does astrology have to go so hard
Why does astrology have to go so hard
no one:
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
no one:
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
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If I say what I’m thinking right now I would get banned from this site. the children belong to all of us and ice belongs in the sun
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
If I say what I’m thinking right now I would get banned from this site. the children belong to all of us and ice belongs in the sun
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We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
'Sinister Minnesotans' T-Shirt
Show your solidarity with the Sinister Minnesotans refusing to back down from the ICE agents currently polluting their great state with brutality, lawlessness, and an obvious dependence on testosteron...
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January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
ghosts are back
hello my lovies
hello my lovies
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
ghosts are back
hello my lovies
hello my lovies
Baby just got back from London and is telling me STORIES
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Baby just got back from London and is telling me STORIES
There was a sad ending today to a really long sad story and I was going to post about it. But it’s the same sad story, and I’m not one of the people he hurt badly. So I’m just… holding it for now.
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
There was a sad ending today to a really long sad story and I was going to post about it. But it’s the same sad story, and I’m not one of the people he hurt badly. So I’m just… holding it for now.
the abdominal Charlie horses I get on my right side (only the right side) are one of my least favorite Post-Neurological-Event ™ side effects tyvm
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the abdominal Charlie horses I get on my right side (only the right side) are one of my least favorite Post-Neurological-Event ™ side effects tyvm
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
Past me VERY STUDIOUSLY brought all her [specific subject matter] books to her office so she could develop her new course… not remembering it is winter break and she would be developing it AT HOME
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Past me VERY STUDIOUSLY brought all her [specific subject matter] books to her office so she could develop her new course… not remembering it is winter break and she would be developing it AT HOME
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update: apparently the class they’re being threatened to be reassigned to is “Ethics for Engineers” and the idea of using that as a threat is so fucking funny
it’s all fun and games insisting colleges Rvturn To Teaching The Foundational Texts Of Western Civilization until those foundational texts are like “straight people come from intersex people being split in half by Zeus”
From an email to one of our faculty members....
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
update: apparently the class they’re being threatened to be reassigned to is “Ethics for Engineers” and the idea of using that as a threat is so fucking funny
What if I have more than 3000 lol
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
What if I have more than 3000 lol
Why do I feel like something is happening right now
I keep checking my phone nervously
I keep checking my phone nervously
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Why do I feel like something is happening right now
I keep checking my phone nervously
I keep checking my phone nervously
WHY DO SO MANY STUDENTS KEEP MESSAGING ME ASKING WHEN I’M GOING TO BE IN MY OFFICE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MEET
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
WHY DO SO MANY STUDENTS KEEP MESSAGING ME ASKING WHEN I’M GOING TO BE IN MY OFFICE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MEET
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭