I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
I assume no news means he’s still alive though?
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
My wife: why are are you screaming
me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING
my body:
my body:
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN
Hell yeah neuroplasticity
Why does astrology have to go so hard
Why does astrology have to go so hard
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
hello my lovies
hello my lovies
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
(I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
I keep checking my phone nervously
I keep checking my phone nervously
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭
IT IS JAN 5
I HAVE LIKE 20 MORE DAYS
STOPPIT 😭