Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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me: here are all the ways I’ve brainstormed breaking up with my therapist
my son: girl, just tell her you are a bad match and move on, that’s what a mentally healthy person would do
me: well if I HAD A BETTER THERAPIST maybe I’d be more mentally healthy, but here we are
my son: girl, just tell her you are a bad match and move on, that’s what a mentally healthy person would do
me: well if I HAD A BETTER THERAPIST maybe I’d be more mentally healthy, but here we are
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
me: here are all the ways I’ve brainstormed breaking up with my therapist
my son: girl, just tell her you are a bad match and move on, that’s what a mentally healthy person would do
me: well if I HAD A BETTER THERAPIST maybe I’d be more mentally healthy, but here we are
my son: girl, just tell her you are a bad match and move on, that’s what a mentally healthy person would do
me: well if I HAD A BETTER THERAPIST maybe I’d be more mentally healthy, but here we are
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When your brain finally lets you have a sex dream, only it’s 1) with a dude 2) who finds you so repulsive he cries afterwards 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When your brain finally lets you have a sex dream, only it’s 1) with a dude 2) who finds you so repulsive he cries afterwards 🫠
once again asking when someone with REALLY STRONG HANDS and a love affair with deep tissue massage will become obsessed with me
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
once again asking when someone with REALLY STRONG HANDS and a love affair with deep tissue massage will become obsessed with me
Quantum mechanics are a bitch that way and it makes it DIFFICULT to be an ethical storyteller FR
Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quantum mechanics are a bitch that way and it makes it DIFFICULT to be an ethical storyteller FR
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Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
Currently telling my wife about all the times I’m pretty sure I was having seizures as a child and the adults around me made fun of me instead of taking me to the doctor lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Currently telling my wife about all the times I’m pretty sure I was having seizures as a child and the adults around me made fun of me instead of taking me to the doctor lol
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whether or not it’s true, Clinton should casually say something like “Oh yeah, he wasn’t very good at it though”, 50/50 chance we get a Truth Social post like “I give the BESR blowies, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, you can ask many men and they ALL say the SAME THING, sir, tears in their eyes,”
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
whether or not it’s true, Clinton should casually say something like “Oh yeah, he wasn’t very good at it though”, 50/50 chance we get a Truth Social post like “I give the BESR blowies, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, you can ask many men and they ALL say the SAME THING, sir, tears in their eyes,”
I played the piano for the first time in like a year last night. I was afraid how it’d go because I’ve lost so much control over my right hand, but it could have gone worse! I’ve lost some dexterity and some muscle memory, but I was able to play not too badly
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I played the piano for the first time in like a year last night. I was afraid how it’d go because I’ve lost so much control over my right hand, but it could have gone worse! I’ve lost some dexterity and some muscle memory, but I was able to play not too badly
OK but it is a little funny how my insurance was like “oh, you’re depressed? KYS”
ChatGPT ass insurance
ChatGPT ass insurance
Insurance denied my spravato (synthetic ketamine) prescription, cause I guess they’d just rather I’d [redacted]
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
Alt: a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
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November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
OK but it is a little funny how my insurance was like “oh, you’re depressed? KYS”
ChatGPT ass insurance
ChatGPT ass insurance
Insurance denied my spravato (synthetic ketamine) prescription, cause I guess they’d just rather I’d [redacted]
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
Alt: a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Insurance denied my spravato (synthetic ketamine) prescription, cause I guess they’d just rather I’d [redacted]
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
Fuck this system man
Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions
cool cool cool
I just spent 30 minutes doing hard cleaning??? I don’t think I have done this since the stroke
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just spent 30 minutes doing hard cleaning??? I don’t think I have done this since the stroke
This morning my perimenopausal body decided to WAKE ME UP EARLY and I was ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED in sweat and I do think it’s very funny my body is like “no shower? No problem. I can make my OWN shower”
TFW you cough so hard you pee your pants in the car (like PEE them) and when you get home your child is not only in your shower, she stays in it so long, there is no more hot water and the hot water heater is setting off an overheating alarm
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This morning my perimenopausal body decided to WAKE ME UP EARLY and I was ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED in sweat and I do think it’s very funny my body is like “no shower? No problem. I can make my OWN shower”
TFW you cough so hard you pee your pants in the car (like PEE them) and when you get home your child is not only in your shower, she stays in it so long, there is no more hot water and the hot water heater is setting off an overheating alarm
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
TFW you cough so hard you pee your pants in the car (like PEE them) and when you get home your child is not only in your shower, she stays in it so long, there is no more hot water and the hot water heater is setting off an overheating alarm
my therapist thinks I’m “too inwardly focused” and need to “focus on things outside of myself”
I did not tell her to fuck off (out loud)
Plz clap
I did not tell her to fuck off (out loud)
Plz clap
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my therapist thinks I’m “too inwardly focused” and need to “focus on things outside of myself”
I did not tell her to fuck off (out loud)
Plz clap
I did not tell her to fuck off (out loud)
Plz clap
In a weird way, quitting Twitter felt a little like leaving the Mormon church? Because I stayed a lot longer than I should have because I felt like I could change it by staying. And maybe I could for awhile. But then it just ended up hurting me too much and did nothing anyway
And yet?
And yet?
Like I definitely am not going to because my brain cannot handle it, let alone everything else, but
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In a weird way, quitting Twitter felt a little like leaving the Mormon church? Because I stayed a lot longer than I should have because I felt like I could change it by staying. And maybe I could for awhile. But then it just ended up hurting me too much and did nothing anyway
And yet?
And yet?
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I had to try to explain JCO to my mother tonight. She was like "isn't she just an author?" and I was like "no, you don't understand, she's an eldritch poster" and she doesn't know what that means and trying to explain JCO is so difficult
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I had to try to explain JCO to my mother tonight. She was like "isn't she just an author?" and I was like "no, you don't understand, she's an eldritch poster" and she doesn't know what that means and trying to explain JCO is so difficult
does it count as a self harm thought if I want to [redacted] for the sole purpose of forcing some dumbass doctor to actually look inside my stomach where it has been hurting so badly for so long so they can just fucking see what’s there if anything
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
does it count as a self harm thought if I want to [redacted] for the sole purpose of forcing some dumbass doctor to actually look inside my stomach where it has been hurting so badly for so long so they can just fucking see what’s there if anything
Zuck has made me* too powerful by letting me unsend DMs
*my anxiety
*my anxiety
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Zuck has made me* too powerful by letting me unsend DMs
*my anxiety
*my anxiety
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ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage
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made me think of @lunathemoth.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
made me think of @lunathemoth.bsky.social
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Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
Once again the police are on campus trying to recruit, offering a $20K signing bonus, and once again there are zero people at their table ☠️
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Once again the police are on campus trying to recruit, offering a $20K signing bonus, and once again there are zero people at their table ☠️
The weather app said nothing was coming but the grafts never lie lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The weather app said nothing was coming but the grafts never lie lol
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Never pursued my dream of becoming the world’s first forensic sandwich analyst. Really regretting it today.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Never pursued my dream of becoming the world’s first forensic sandwich analyst. Really regretting it today.