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Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
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Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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@jblainefoster.bsky.social HELP
itsbethbooker * 3h RE: Bubba. I can't stop thinking about the @johnmulaney bit about there being a horse in a hospital. swilua_ now STAHHHHHHHHHP
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The weather app said nothing was coming but the grafts never lie lol
I got a severe weather alert
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I’m sorry lol, but this list of “pleasurable” activities my therapist sent me is sending me

Jogging???
Hiking???
Swimming???

I CANNOT USE THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BODY AND EVEN IF I COULD THOSE WERE NEVER “pleasurable”

LMAOOOO
THE BIG LIST OF PLEASURABLE ACTIVITIES • Talk to a friend on the telephone. • Go out and visit a friend. • Invite a friend to come to your home. Text-message or email your friends. • Organize a party. 口 Exercise. • Lift weights. • Do yoga, tai chi, or Pilates, or take classes to learn. Stretch your muscles. Go for a long walk in a park or someplace else that's peaceful. • Go outside and watch the clouds. Go jog. • Ride your bike. • Go for a swim. J Go hiking. I Do something exciting, like surfing, rock climbing, skiing, skydiving, motorcycle riding, or kayaking, or go learn how to do one of these things. your emotions. Get out of your house, eve sit outside. • Go for a drive in your car on public transportation. Plan a trip to a place you' before. 口 Sleep or take a nap. Eat chocolate (it's good fo something else you really Eat your favorite ice crean • Cook your favorite dish or • Cook a recipe that you've • Take a cooking class. • Go out for something to e • Go outside and play with • Go borrow a friend's dog the park. • Give your pet a bath. • Go outside and watch the animals. Go to your local playground and join a game being played or watch a game. Go play something you can do by yourself if no one else is around, like basketball, bowling, handball, miniature golf, billiards, or hitting a tennis ball soninet 口 Find something funny to a funny video on YouTub Watch a funny movie (sta funny movies to watch w
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The “due to recent activity” has me cackling
WellSpan Health: Your balance has changed to $766.03 due to recent activity.
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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btwn my wife’s heart failure & brain surgery & my stroke (or whatever tf, doctors cannot agree), our house has been a DISASTER but my ex-hus somehow found these ladies who speak next to no Eng & who you can never predict when they will come, so you just always have to have $250 cash in case but 😭😭
They left my toilet paper roll so fancy 😭
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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souperism (uncountable) English Wikipedia has articles on: souperism and Protestant Ascendancy 1. (historical, derogatory) During the Irish Potato Famine, the setting up of schools by non-Roman Catholic Bible societies in which starving Catholic children were fed but were subjected to Protestant religious instruction at the same time.
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I added the text “hey kids you do not have to be good” onto OP’s goose picture as a nod to Mary Oliver’s poem Wild Geese
October 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Counterpoint
justjhanjhan 1d * Stop telling people not to put their drama on Threads. I like reading it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Timeline delivers
The post below says: I despise sports betting. Always have.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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HEY GOOD NEWS WE ARE TRENDING DOWN NOW
Fever down to 101
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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It’s fine
Temp is 102.9° now
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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WTF man
Now my temp is 102.4°F. This is a pic of the thermometer
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I am the United States of America
My wristband says “Fall Risk”
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Want to see what TNK does to your bruises?

This WAS an almost healed quarter sized bruise and now it’s bigger than a silver dollar and nasty lol
A nasty bruise
October 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Adding Jane to my Close Friends list in case she’s the shadow next to my bed and that’s what she wants why not
I added Jane Goodall to my close friends list
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Look at my gremlin brain, it’s kind of cute
A slice of my MRI that looks like a couple of gremlins living in my skull
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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cute paramedic tried to show off after she touched my boobs and my wife clocked her at 104mph
Me and the cute paramedic
October 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Am I the United States of America
Your Hospital Stay You're here for Acute right-sided weakness
October 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Samhain Full moon tradition lol
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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busted
Someone replied to my story telling me to get off the internet now lol
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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All I’m saying is I’ve been compared to Nicole Kidman by multiple people 🤷🏼‍♀️
Daily Mail CELEBRITY Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up
October 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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My toxic trait is I love to add very serious colleagues to my “close friends” list and then post unhinged content to my story so they respond to it with my name in all caps
A very serious historian responding to my story with my full name
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Live Photo of my brain
An ice “ghost apple” that’s empty because the meat has rotted away and only a fragile shell is left
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Had brunch this morning with a friend and when we got there they were cheerfully chattering with someone while making frantic eye contact trying to get us to read our text messages and anyway that’s how we found out about the existence of a trans-guy cuck circuit
Don't know the person I'm talking to. Please find out their name
October 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Really unfortunate ad placement in an article about someone who died while working at 91!
Jane Goodall Dies at 91 While on Speaking Tour: She Was a 'Tireless Advocate' for Nature THE FAMED ETHOLOGIST AND CONSERVATIONIST DID GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH ON CHIMPANZEES By KC BAKER Updated on October 1, 2025 The as says should you really retire at 65?
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM