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lunathemoth.bsky.social
Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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Found my place
RSD is fun because you can be the one to send a polite message to a woman to tell her you’re not in a good place to date right now and she can very politely reply neither am I but you’re so delightful, we’ll keep being friends. But you will spend the next 24 hrs feeling like unlovable garbage
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My wife: the base is flared

me: NO
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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wait wait wait I’m sorry what was the sex pest’s name?
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
why are we shame spiraling brain?? wtf
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
some of you will never understand the satisfaction of your fart just being a fart and it shows
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Was trying to text “I love you” and my phone kept trying to correct it to “I love toys??”

Like

ok phone wow
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Idk how to respond to people who place a great deal of self worth in their physical accomplishments as someone who’s undergone a catastrophic neurological injury. It’s like… you’re proud and happy for yourself so I guess I am too? It’s weird tho? Like watching people brag about functional GI systems
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Whereas the top wolves are basically just acting like parents and making sure everybody’s got food and letting the cubs crawl all over them.

Honestly, the most wolf-like people around are mom friends and the dads who check your oil and sneak jumper cables into your trunk.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
me: here are all the ways I’ve brainstormed breaking up with my therapist

my son: girl, just tell her you are a bad match and move on, that’s what a mentally healthy person would do

me: well if I HAD A BETTER THERAPIST maybe I’d be more mentally healthy, but here we are
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When your brain finally lets you have a sex dream, only it’s 1) with a dude 2) who finds you so repulsive he cries afterwards 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
once again asking when someone with REALLY STRONG HANDS and a love affair with deep tissue massage will become obsessed with me
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Quantum mechanics are a bitch that way and it makes it DIFFICULT to be an ethical storyteller FR
Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Currently telling my wife about all the times I’m pretty sure I was having seizures as a child and the adults around me made fun of me instead of taking me to the doctor lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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whether or not it’s true, Clinton should casually say something like “Oh yeah, he wasn’t very good at it though”, 50/50 chance we get a Truth Social post like “I give the BESR blowies, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, you can ask many men and they ALL say the SAME THING, sir, tears in their eyes,”
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I played the piano for the first time in like a year last night. I was afraid how it’d go because I’ve lost so much control over my right hand, but it could have gone worse! I’ve lost some dexterity and some muscle memory, but I was able to play not too badly
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
OK but it is a little funny how my insurance was like “oh, you’re depressed? KYS”

ChatGPT ass insurance
Insurance denied my spravato (synthetic ketamine) prescription, cause I guess they’d just rather I’d [redacted]

Fuck this system man

Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions

cool cool cool
a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
Alt: a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
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November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Insurance denied my spravato (synthetic ketamine) prescription, cause I guess they’d just rather I’d [redacted]

Fuck this system man

Gotta come up with 12 x $450 to pay out of pocket for a round of regular infusions

cool cool cool
a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
Alt: a poster with a mountain and the words god bless america on it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just spent 30 minutes doing hard cleaning??? I don’t think I have done this since the stroke
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This morning my perimenopausal body decided to WAKE ME UP EARLY and I was ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED in sweat and I do think it’s very funny my body is like “no shower? No problem. I can make my OWN shower”
TFW you cough so hard you pee your pants in the car (like PEE them) and when you get home your child is not only in your shower, she stays in it so long, there is no more hot water and the hot water heater is setting off an overheating alarm
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
TFW you cough so hard you pee your pants in the car (like PEE them) and when you get home your child is not only in your shower, she stays in it so long, there is no more hot water and the hot water heater is setting off an overheating alarm
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my therapist thinks I’m “too inwardly focused” and need to “focus on things outside of myself”

I did not tell her to fuck off (out loud)

Plz clap
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In a weird way, quitting Twitter felt a little like leaving the Mormon church? Because I stayed a lot longer than I should have because I felt like I could change it by staying. And maybe I could for awhile. But then it just ended up hurting me too much and did nothing anyway

And yet?
Like I definitely am not going to because my brain cannot handle it, let alone everything else, but
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM