Whereas the top wolves are basically just acting like parents and making sure everybody’s got food and letting the cubs crawl all over them.

Honestly, the most wolf-like people around are mom friends and the dads who check your oil and sneak jumper cables into your trunk.

Oh, ALL methods will be over email

JUST ONE GOOD SEX DREAM BRAIN

I KNOW YOU WERE RAISED MORMON BUT DAMN

Idk how normal people do it tbh. My kids get free tuition because of my job. Which all FT university employees get, even janitors. So there is that

She’s doing her Best but the cheese thing looked like it was gonna break her lmao

VERY SUS RIGHT???

JULES

And bonus that is something to keep busy on a plane or car ride etc.

A haystack would be good too tbh

Now I want some funeral potatoes tho

Anyway childhood trauma is fun!

Also maybe there’s a reason I’m bad at going to the doctor idk

When the doctor came back with the X-ray showing I’d broken my arm I was so relieved I started to cry

“ONLY YOU would ‘think the sky tasted green’ before you blacked out and just fell off your bike without hitting anything hahahahahahahahahaha”

I almost didn’t go to the doctor at all, even though I had a broken arm, because if I demanded we go to the doctor and it WASN’T broken, it would be BAD

The funhouse mirror vibe is killing me

It was so surreal when we were in London to be talking to people who’d fled authoritarian regimes all over the world and how they were always like, “wow, it’s so bad there right now, are you OK? It will get better. Can you get out?”

And we were like “we are trying 😭”

The combo of the dark wood of your bed with the green of your walls and the color of your hair is just such perfect color work. 10/10 no notes