Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy
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Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
I used to say something like "I am history's greatest monster" after making a joke that bad, but I've since learned some more things about history, and I think I'm in the clear,
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Do you know how frickin pissed off you have to make Minnesotans for them to not only NOT help you, but HECKLE you?
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Do you know how frickin pissed off you have to make Minnesotans for them to not only NOT help you, but HECKLE you?
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
For the love of all that is decent and holy: abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
"dominant predator force" is certainly one way to describe an administration that's just a pile of pedophiles, rapists and grifters in a trench coat
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"dominant predator force" is certainly one way to describe an administration that's just a pile of pedophiles, rapists and grifters in a trench coat
I don't know what it says about my algorithm but I get this ad on Instagram like once a week and I laugh every time
Absolutely LOSING MY MIND at this ad
Incredible work, I love humanity
Incredible work, I love humanity
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I don't know what it says about my algorithm but I get this ad on Instagram like once a week and I laugh every time
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Let's walk through why Unwinnable is some of the goodest critical writing you can find today. I'm going through our Genuine Unintelligence issue (April, 2025) story by story to show you the stuff, then at the end you can smash the "subscribe button" up there because you've been blinded by our light.
Oh, it's a new year? Well lemme tell you something: the Unwinnable Year-End Subscription Special only ends when I say it does. So pretend it is still 2025 and grab those 24 issues for 5 bucks. unwinnable.com/subscribe/ @unwinnable.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Let's walk through why Unwinnable is some of the goodest critical writing you can find today. I'm going through our Genuine Unintelligence issue (April, 2025) story by story to show you the stuff, then at the end you can smash the "subscribe button" up there because you've been blinded by our light.
sometimes observable reality is none of my business
Starting to understand people who wear glasses and only use them sometimes. I don’t need to be seeing all this all the time
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
sometimes observable reality is none of my business
bolsonaro, 2 a.m., going back for more Hospital
Bolsonaro fell out of bed last night and hit his head, and (to no one's surprise) is receiving medical attention
🇧🇷 Jair Bolsonaro caiu da cama durante a noite e bateu a cabeça em um móvel da sua cela.
Segundo Michelle Bolsonaro, o ex-presidente “não está bem” e só recebeu atendimento nesta manhã, horas depois do acidente.
Segundo Michelle Bolsonaro, o ex-presidente “não está bem” e só recebeu atendimento nesta manhã, horas depois do acidente.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
bolsonaro, 2 a.m., going back for more Hospital
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
I can't recommend enough that parents avoid "kid music" entirely and just play whatever you already like, kids will get into it. I've caught my 3yo singing the Mountain Goats and Ramones over the past year, and the other day she started singing an Endless Mike and the Beagle Club song at bedtime
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I can't recommend enough that parents avoid "kid music" entirely and just play whatever you already like, kids will get into it. I've caught my 3yo singing the Mountain Goats and Ramones over the past year, and the other day she started singing an Endless Mike and the Beagle Club song at bedtime
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God,Silksong is so good. The first time I tried the Widow boss fight it felt impossible - she moves so fast and it felt like there was nowhere on the screen where I wasn't taking damage. An hour of tries later I can read all the attack patterns and I'm reaching the third phase pretty reliably.
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
God,Silksong is so good. The first time I tried the Widow boss fight it felt impossible - she moves so fast and it felt like there was nowhere on the screen where I wasn't taking damage. An hour of tries later I can read all the attack patterns and I'm reaching the third phase pretty reliably.
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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When another boy has a fifth of scotch
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
When another boy has a fifth of scotch
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Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition