Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
Former journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy
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Luke
@luckwillows.bsky.social
· Jan 28
I used to say something like "I am history's greatest monster" after making a joke that bad, but I've since learned some more things about history, and I think I'm in the clear,
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
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" The dachshund" looks nice and the girls seem to have finished their beef meatballs for dogs
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
" The dachshund" looks nice and the girls seem to have finished their beef meatballs for dogs
Imagining a Chicago guy with a thick Bridgeport accent who calls Burrito Jalisco "Burrito Jewel Osco"
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Imagining a Chicago guy with a thick Bridgeport accent who calls Burrito Jalisco "Burrito Jewel Osco"
clicking this so fast I sprain every tendon in on my hand
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
clicking this so fast I sprain every tendon in on my hand
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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why is it so funny that it's lunch
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
why is it so funny that it's lunch
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This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall
I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall
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I don't want any part of this. Whatever it is.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don't want any part of this. Whatever it is.
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Kids play Call of Duty. Millennial adults play Pokémon. Perfect placement if you think about it.
Feels a little bit odd(?) to walk into a branch of the UK’s biggest toy store and through a big stand for the 18 rated Call of Duty.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Kids play Call of Duty. Millennial adults play Pokémon. Perfect placement if you think about it.
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Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished
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I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
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It’s being reported that Greg Bovino and 250 of his goons will be leaving Chicago. But it’s also being reported that he’ll be back, in larger numbers. But Chicago is a boxer, tired but unbowed. I wrote about how we’ll be ready. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s being reported that Greg Bovino and 250 of his goons will be leaving Chicago. But it’s also being reported that he’ll be back, in larger numbers. But Chicago is a boxer, tired but unbowed. I wrote about how we’ll be ready. dansinker.com/posts/202…
more foods should be labeled to let you know they're better when you're Loaded
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
more foods should be labeled to let you know they're better when you're Loaded
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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like you have to read this stuff and realize that you are their actual audience. if everybody stopped sharing thomas chatterton williams' college application-ass essays tomorrow he would disappear from his french cottage at midnight leaving only a rat in a rumpled Charles Tyrwhitt linen ensemble
August 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
like you have to read this stuff and realize that you are their actual audience. if everybody stopped sharing thomas chatterton williams' college application-ass essays tomorrow he would disappear from his french cottage at midnight leaving only a rat in a rumpled Charles Tyrwhitt linen ensemble
me, putting guacamole into my cart at the grocery store
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
me, putting guacamole into my cart at the grocery store
damn now AI is automating the time-honored role of Delinquent Older Kid
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
damn now AI is automating the time-honored role of Delinquent Older Kid
White House to issue landmark "Shut Up Everything Is Great" report
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
White House to issue landmark "Shut Up Everything Is Great" report
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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former barista here (‘01-07) urging anyone who still gets their coffee at starbucks to find a different spot and support the striking workers. don’t cross the picket line! #nocontractnocoffee
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
former barista here (‘01-07) urging anyone who still gets their coffee at starbucks to find a different spot and support the striking workers. don’t cross the picket line! #nocontractnocoffee
sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
sometimes in order to make friends with a big monster you gotta kick its ass a little after an hour of attempts at a boss fight
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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