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Lucas Hartmann
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To maximize kindness, you first need power 🦋.
“Don’t run from ICE.”

If this woman has a baby at home, she MUST run from them.

Citizen or noncitizen(shouldn’t f-ing matter), she has no reason to believe these losers won’t detain her.
"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.

“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”

She screamed “Leave me alone...”

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Engineering classes that should be taught to all high-schoolers:

Statics
Materials Science

Both are far more useful in everyday life than Calculus or Chemistry.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The task for us all

is to mark down for history

what HUGE LOSERS built the MAGA cult.

Take their power; they don’t have as much as they pretend.
Literally a participation trophy.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Someone needs to 3d print a

“FIFA Peace Prize” night light

And start selling them.

💡
Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Fascism creates problems that only Fascism can solve.

Its the arsonist-fireman at a global scale.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Pro tip:

Use Amazon to find what you want, then go buy it directly from the brand’s website.

👍
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If a case is dismissed as vindictive prosecution, seems like prosecution should be forced to pay damages?

Losing in good faith is one thing; this is not that.

SOMEONE should have to pay the cost of bad faith, and obvi not the victim.

open.substack.com/pub/harrylit...
“There is no indictment”
Lindsey Halligan — and the Comey Prosecution — Enter Free Fall
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Lucas Hartmann
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.

By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A perfect encapsulation of non-equivalence.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
…and if they could, had a look around the empty house that remained, to take what they wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Lucas Hartmann
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Its fairly easy to live without Amazon.

Try it for a month.

Then two.
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
2025, Republican speaker of the house:

“Extra judicial murder creates peace thru strength.”
KARL: Don't you have questions about Venezuela?

JOHNSON: What about it?

K: The targeting of these boats. You have no questions about how they're doing it?

J: No. I believe in peace through strength. You take out one boat full of fentanyl, you save hundreds of thousands of American lives
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"In an authoritarian context, all journalism will tend toward propaganda unless it is explicitly formulated as anti-authoritarian. Unless an institution is explicitly designed to counter authoritarianism, it will end up aiding the authoritarians."
The Washington Post and CBS News are dying. The Bulwark is the future.
We drink their milkshake.
www.thebulwark.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by Lucas Hartmann
This Is Fascism
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is Authoritarianism.
🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨

People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend.

Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Two steps from instituting “Donald Trump Thought.”
1. The Superintendent of Public Schools in Oklahoma announces a partnership to establish a Turning Point USA chapter in every Oklahoma high school.
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words”

17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
Charlie Kirk in His Own Words
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
zeteo.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM