Paul Taffin' Coldman
@luap.bsky.social
Totally just a human dude. Nothing sinister. Not an octopus. At all. 🐙
Geeked about all manner of sneaky games/immersive sims.
Pro-labour, Anti-billionaire, undecided on best Starburst flavour.
Geeked about all manner of sneaky games/immersive sims.
Pro-labour, Anti-billionaire, undecided on best Starburst flavour.
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Someone make a Thief-like or Dishonored-like immersive sim RIGHT NOW OR ELSE
It's starting to feel like that era between when Thief: Deadly Shadows and Dishonored where basically zero games came out to scratch that itch, and I'm gonna lose it.
It's starting to feel like that era between when Thief: Deadly Shadows and Dishonored where basically zero games came out to scratch that itch, and I'm gonna lose it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone make a Thief-like or Dishonored-like immersive sim RIGHT NOW OR ELSE
It's starting to feel like that era between when Thief: Deadly Shadows and Dishonored where basically zero games came out to scratch that itch, and I'm gonna lose it.
It's starting to feel like that era between when Thief: Deadly Shadows and Dishonored where basically zero games came out to scratch that itch, and I'm gonna lose it.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
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Only 99 cents? That's a good deal.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Only 99 cents? That's a good deal.
Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow was such a great experience as a relative VR newbie, but dyed-in-the-wool Taffer from the old days. I wish it was longer, and of course there are a lot of things I'd add if I could.
Thank you @maze-theory.bsky.social @vertigo-games.bsky.social for everything. MORE! 😁
Thank you @maze-theory.bsky.social @vertigo-games.bsky.social for everything. MORE! 😁
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow was such a great experience as a relative VR newbie, but dyed-in-the-wool Taffer from the old days. I wish it was longer, and of course there are a lot of things I'd add if I could.
Thank you @maze-theory.bsky.social @vertigo-games.bsky.social for everything. MORE! 😁
Thank you @maze-theory.bsky.social @vertigo-games.bsky.social for everything. MORE! 😁
Already put a few hours in. Congratulations on the release, and thanks to everyone involved in bringing it to Taffers everywhere
You’ve waited in the dark long enough. #ThiefVR is OUT NOW on #MetaQuest, #PSVR2 and #SteamVR. Keep low, move quick, and don’t get caught. Tonight, the city belongs to the shadows.
Get #ThiefVR NOW ⬇️
vrt.gg/ThiefVR
Get #ThiefVR NOW ⬇️
vrt.gg/ThiefVR
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Already put a few hours in. Congratulations on the release, and thanks to everyone involved in bringing it to Taffers everywhere
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
Me, waiting for Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow to unlock this morning.
It's Taffer Christmas.
It's Taffer Christmas.
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me, waiting for Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow to unlock this morning.
It's Taffer Christmas.
It's Taffer Christmas.
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
Just an utterly ridiculous creature.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just an utterly ridiculous creature.
Only 9 days left until I get to return to The City.
To say I'm anticipating this is a massive understatement. The wait is taffin' killing me. Hopefully its unlock time is based on ET so I can get my hands on it the night of Dec 3rd. Or...get at me @vertigo-games.bsky.social 😜
To say I'm anticipating this is a massive understatement. The wait is taffin' killing me. Hopefully its unlock time is based on ET so I can get my hands on it the night of Dec 3rd. Or...get at me @vertigo-games.bsky.social 😜
Get a brand-new look at gameplay from #ThiefVR: Legacy of Shadow on #MetaQuest. See Magpie in action as you sneak past guards, strike with your blackjack, loot with precision, and uncover hidden secrets. Launching December 4
Wishlist #ThiefVR ⬇️
vrt.gg/ThiefVR
vrt.gg/Gameplay-THFMQ
Wishlist #ThiefVR ⬇️
vrt.gg/ThiefVR
vrt.gg/Gameplay-THFMQ
Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow - Meta Quest Gameplay | Coming Dec 4 [ESRB]
Get a first look at authentic Meta Quest gameplay of Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow in this new video. See Magpie in action as you sneak past guards, take down enemies with your blackjack, pickpocket and lockpick with precision, use a variety of specialized arrows, and uncover hidden secrets with glyph vision, all in immersive VR on Meta Quest.
vrt.gg
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Only 9 days left until I get to return to The City.
To say I'm anticipating this is a massive understatement. The wait is taffin' killing me. Hopefully its unlock time is based on ET so I can get my hands on it the night of Dec 3rd. Or...get at me @vertigo-games.bsky.social 😜
To say I'm anticipating this is a massive understatement. The wait is taffin' killing me. Hopefully its unlock time is based on ET so I can get my hands on it the night of Dec 3rd. Or...get at me @vertigo-games.bsky.social 😜
Cause I'm a creature of the night (mmhmhm)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact
That I'm a half-horse, half-man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half-horse, half-man?
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact
That I'm a half-horse, half-man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half-horse, half-man?
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cause I'm a creature of the night (mmhmhm)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact
That I'm a half-horse, half-man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half-horse, half-man?
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact
That I'm a half-horse, half-man
How could she ever understand
That I'm a half-horse, half-man?
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“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
Halo being 24 is kinda trippy, but it doesn't feel as crazy as some of the stuff that's come before. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I was already a grown adult when it came out, so the "where I was" isn't much different. No idea wtf is happening. Struggling to pay rent. Baked. Same same.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Halo being 24 is kinda trippy, but it doesn't feel as crazy as some of the stuff that's come before. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I was already a grown adult when it came out, so the "where I was" isn't much different. No idea wtf is happening. Struggling to pay rent. Baked. Same same.
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Hotel Transylvania (1966)
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hotel Transylvania (1966)
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sent me running to premiere
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
sent me running to premiere
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
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Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.
As this vote moves to the House, I stand with Democratic leadership as they refuse to rubber stamp the full-scale Republican assault on Americans’ health care and I am proud of the majority of Senate Democrats who opposed this vote.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.
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DNC: We're going to fight to the very end to save healthcare for all Americans!
GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid.
DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight!
GOP: Millions will starve.
DNC: Do your worst, we won't give!
GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late.
DNC: We unconditionally surrender.
GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid.
DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight!
GOP: Millions will starve.
DNC: Do your worst, we won't give!
GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late.
DNC: We unconditionally surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
DNC: We're going to fight to the very end to save healthcare for all Americans!
GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid.
DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight!
GOP: Millions will starve.
DNC: Do your worst, we won't give!
GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late.
DNC: We unconditionally surrender.
GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid.
DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight!
GOP: Millions will starve.
DNC: Do your worst, we won't give!
GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late.
DNC: We unconditionally surrender.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Post you from a different era