Johnny Okraseed
banner
lrwrp.bsky.social
Johnny Okraseed
@lrwrp.bsky.social
Professional button masher, generalist, prefer to listen. Currently spreading okra far and wide.
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Going to take a deep breath and hold it in anticipation of this wonky policy expert’s plan to reduce healthcare costs.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
NC Gov. Josh Stein talks about possible Border Patrol plans for Charlotte. Stein said if 'they are targeted in what they do, we will thank them. If they come in and wreak havoc and cause chaos and fear, we will be very concerned.' (Via Ryan Oehrli) www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n... #ncpol
NC Gov. Josh Stein talks about possible Border Patrol plans for Charlotte
Federal immigration agents who were in Chicago are prepping for a stint in Charlotte, according to national news reports.
www.newsobserver.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I swear to god I will run away into the woods never to be seen again.
New from 404 Media: the future of advertising is AI generated ads that are directly personalized to you. We're already basically seeing this with the same AI Ticketmaster ads being tweaked to different sports teams etc. Meta is pushing for this AI personalization

www.404media.co/the-future-o...
The Future of Advertising Is AI Generated Ads That Are Directly Personalized to You
"Advertisers are increasingly just going to be able to give us a business objective and give us a credit card or bank account, and have the AI system basically figure out everything else."
www.404media.co
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
The capacity to normalize this shit is sociopathic.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
We didn’t dodge a bullet or just whistle past the graveyard higher education is cooked, or legal apparatus is cooked, corporate America is cooked, we’re directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths as a result of their decision to collaborate
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
We’re already seeing the collaboration of institutions and individuals being reframed as a fear or season of mass fervor and I really want us to remember they chose this.
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When I am king, gas powered leaf blowers will be outlawed.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh shit I finished all of Discworld now what?
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Gawd the bluesky app is broken as hell now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Little known fact, this in part of the F/A-18 mating ritual.

F/A-18s do this to demonstrate their fitness as a potential parter to create strong, healthy offspring.

Nature is truly amazing.
Fuel probe, air brake, and tailhook test on an F/A-18.
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I cannot get this post out of my head.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
«A resource hub for at-risk Americans seeking safety abroad»
www.helpmeleave.us
Help Me Leave
www.helpmeleave.us
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I would turn a stadium (maybe the Cowboys stadium?) into a ball pit and then stage naval battles with inflatable boats crewed by elementary school aged children.

Admission to spectate would be free and it would be broadcast worldwide at the same time as the Super Bowl.
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.

ko-fi.com/fooneturing
Support Foone Turing ❤️
Become a supporter of Foone Turing today!
ko-fi.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Incidentally, I learned the word quaestuary from Terry Pratchett last night.
September 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
chris, call your senator!
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@abrahamalexander.bsky.social

Listening to you open for Trombone Shorty, you sound great
September 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
well the only people actually threatening them with meaningful consequences are the fascists
The largest owner of ABC affiliates will run a state-TV style Charlie Kirk Memorial instead of Kimmel this Friday and throughout the weekend:
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by Johnny Okraseed
I just canceled my Disney+ and Hulu subscription, and cited ABC's decision to censor @jimmykimmel.com as the reason. Will resubscribe when ABC's parent company shows that they are willing to resist Trump's fascist regime

#CancelDisney #CancelHulu
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Quit giving these companies that are rolling over for fascists your money, if you can. They mistakenly think they can avoid the administration, by capitulating Let them know they can’t avoid you. They act like it’s BAU because we spend like it’s BAU. Time to change that.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM