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Johnny Okraseed
@lrwrp.bsky.social
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Professional button masher, generalist, prefer to listen. Currently spreading okra far and wide.
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Oof. US.
IKEA page showing the dejsa lamp. It is mushroom shaped with a white top and beige base. It costs $89.99.
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I cannot get this post out of my head.
A skeet saying, “Your premise is that "larger" is a concept that can be objectively measured, and one whose referent is universally understood. Those are false premises.” It has three replies and five likes.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Inside you there are two wolves
Is the mahna mahna muppets, they’re pink and furry with yellow O mouths. Their eyes are on top of their head and have long, luscious, lashes.
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Nobody’s gonna see this but Kid Cudi
Mostly green lense flare across the right side. There’s is a man, Kid Cudi, centered in the picture holding a microphone in his right hand and the stand in his left. His shirt appears blue. The rest of the picture is a jumble of equipment and lights of different colors.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If I can see even the suggestion of part of the bike, I count it.

I totally understand your frustration though. They can be quite confusing sometimes. I got this one and apparently the middle left counted. I’d argue you can only say, at best, that’s wheel shaped.
A captcha, that asks to select all of the squares with bicycles. The pictures are arranged in a three by three grid, low quality and indistinct. Two squares with bicycles are selected. There is a third square with what looks like part of a wheel on one edge. It is not selected because not everything with wheels is a bike, and also not everything wheel shaped is a wheel.
August 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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The Farside School for the Gifted comic. It shows a child in a green and white striped shirt at the top of a set of stairs leading up to a brick building with a white door labeled "PULL. The child is leaning in to push hard on a door. There is a sign in the lower right corner that says, "MIDVALE School for the Gifted"
July 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I seent this box turtle.
I think it’s a box turtle. The shell is high domed, and a fat oval in shape. It is darkly colored with small yellowish spots on it. The turtle’s head is out and looks yellow with yellow spots surrounded by black. The turtle is on the ground on top of dirt, pine needles and random forest detritus. The turtle is pictured from a high angle.
June 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This jerk.
Centered in the frame is a bright green horn worm caterpillar, clinging tightly to a long green stalk. It sits proudly examining its work, which is the gnawed stub of a tomato branch. A shoot extends to the right from the end with a cluster of small yellow blossoms. The horn worm is twice as thick as the stalk, with a head that isn’t distinctively different from the body in the picture. Its body swells toward the head making the head look particularly bulbous. The body has diagonal white lines with black spots, and what appear to be holes along its length. There are five sets of legs visible and the tail terminated in a curved brownish orange horn that almost looks like a stinger. The caterpillar looks blissfully unaware it is moments from being yeeted.
June 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I was struggling with the focus and forgot to adjust my exposure, still happy with what I was able to get.
An anole in his brown configuration sitting on faded cedar board dominates the foreground. Broad green leaves are out of focus in the background. The anole is looking over his shoulder with a suspicious squint, and his long thin tail, which is two thirds of his body length is curving down to the bottom of the picture. An anole in his brown configuration sitting on faded cedar board is in the bottom left in foreground. Out of focus in the background are a spray of green and yellow plants rising diagonally from the left to the right. The top left corner is a mix of hard edged black appearing rock, and softer edged, much lighter colored river rocks. The anole refuses to look at you because he's already tried to turn his back to you one time. Why can't you take a hint? The anole is looking over his shoulder with a suspicious squint, and his long thin tail, which is two thirds of his body length is curving down to the bottom of the picture.
May 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Apparently what government needs to improve efficiency is a ketamine fueled racist who posts 24 hours a day.
Poster boy Posts by Elon Musk on Twitter/X, by time Local time zone, California to Dec 2020 then Texas A graph showing Elon Musk posting more and more over time and nearly 24 hours a day recently.
February 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Just a suggestion
Your muted words Trump in text & tags Expires in 7 days Treasury in text & tags Expires in 7 days Musk in text & tags Expires in 7 days Elon in text & tags Expires in 7 days
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A close up of a blue berry bush, two blueberries are roughly centered in the frame. There is a tiny, fuzzy, jumping spider, with black stripes on it's legs, sitting on top of one of the blueberries. The spider is slightly out of focus, sadly. The rest of the frame is filled with branches, leaves and more blueberries from the bush.
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A long haired black cat and an orange tabby laying on a white comforter. The black cat is laying on its side and the orange cat is curled up between the black cat’s front and back paws with his head in the black cat’s belly.
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Here's an example of what I perceive as a casual, ingrained, misogynistic understanding of masculinity from Ed Zitron, who I think is usually really great.

If we treat masculinity as a "male" trait, then femininity and women by comparison would be irresponsible, insincere and dishonest.
Text reading, "It's time to stop pretending that this company was ever something noble, or good, or well-meaning. Mark Zuckerberg is a repressed coward, as far from "manly" as one can get, because true masculinity is a sense of responsibility for both oneself and others, and finding strength in supporting and uplifting them with sincerity and honesty."
January 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Late but, make sure everything is plugged in and turned on (and make sure the plugs all work).
A hand written sign on a piece of white printer paper taped over another hand written sign. Both signs are on the wood grain door of a mini fridge. The bottom sign is obscured but you can see the word Fridge which has been crossed out. The top sign reads, “The fridge LIVES!!! The power strip was faulty… layer 1…
November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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sighting in the wild.
A magazine page reading the following: “HACKER HAPPENINGS Listed here are some upcoming events of interest to hackers. Hacker conferences generally don't cost a fortune and are open to everyone. If you know of a conference or event that should be known to the hacker community, email us at happenings@2600.com or by snail mail at Hacker Happenings, PO Box 99, Middle Island, NY 11953 USA. Please remember that we need sufficient lead time (a minimum of three months) to list events in the magazine. We only list events that have a firm date and location, aren't ridiculously expensive, are open to everyone, and welcome the hacker community. All events are subject to change. October 25-26 SecureWV 15 Charleston Coliseum and Convention Center Charleston, West Virginia www.securewv.org October 25-27 Maker Faire Rome Gazometro Ostiense Rome, Italy makerfairerome.eu November 9-10 Maker Faire Orlando Central Florida Fairgrounds and Expo Halls Orlando, Florida www.makerfaireorlando.com December 27-30 Chaos Communication Congress Congress Center Hamburg Hamburg, Germany www.ccc.de April 4-6 Vintage Computer Festival East Infoage Science and History Museums Wall, New Jersey vefed.org May 16-18 CackalackyCon DoubleTree at Research Triangle Park Durham, North Carolina cackalackycon.org May 30-31 THOTCON 0xD Chicago, Illinois www.thotcon.org August 7-10 DEF CON 33 Las Vegas Convention Center Las Vegas, Nevada www.defcon.org September 6-7”
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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A round sticker on a marble countertop. The image on the sticker is a crayon style drawing of a man riding a white unicorn with a purple mane saying, “I voted early!” The background is roughly colored blue with multicolored stars. There is bottom text that reads “I voted early!”
October 21, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Done
March 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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For real, unless you know exactly what you're doing, you're just growing food for rabbits, squirrels, deer, a billion different insects, mold, fungus, etc.

Then, even if you get a decent crop, hope you have a plan to eat two bushels of tomatoes this week, or know how to store them long term.
A white bunny standing on a stone eating collard greens that have already been decimated by insects.
November 26, 2023 at 7:01 PM