Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️⚧️
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
Devonian born, UK based
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
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Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
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The US will never, ever, fully recover from what is happening there right now.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The US will never, ever, fully recover from what is happening there right now.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
Jesus fucking Christ…
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Jesus fucking Christ…
A lovely evening in Valletta ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A lovely evening in Valletta ☺️
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Pleased to report that Lord SouthHelm’s ‘diplomatic mission’ to Malta is off to a good start.
#Wulferhampton
#Wulferhampton
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pleased to report that Lord SouthHelm’s ‘diplomatic mission’ to Malta is off to a good start.
#Wulferhampton
#Wulferhampton
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The United States government is no longer an ally. It is not neutral.
The United States government is aligned with the enemy.
#Ukraine
#NAFO
#NATO
The United States government is aligned with the enemy.
#Ukraine
#NAFO
#NATO
In plain terms, the United States aligned itself with Russia against Ukraine and NATO. By transmitting Moscow’s surrender terms unedited and pressuring Kyiv to accept them, the Trump Regime effectively sided with Russia in the war and attempted to force Ukraine’s capitulation. It is betrayal.
Russia drafted a 28 point surrender plan, handed it to the Trump team, and the regime delivered it to Kyiv unedited, demanding Zelensky sign it by Thanksgiving or lose all US support. Trump and Vance then promoted the plan exactly as Russia wrote it, verbatim, on TV, online, and in person.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I'm sure this'll pick up if they confiscate vulnerable people's jewelry and threaten to deport children who've lived here for basically their entire lives.
📊 NEW | As Labour announces fresh crackdown on refugees, their approval falls to an all-time low.
✅ Satisfied – 11% (-1)
❌ Dissatisfied – 82% (-)
Via @IpsosUK, 30 Oct - 5 Nov (+/- vs 11-17 Sep)
✅ Satisfied – 11% (-1)
❌ Dissatisfied – 82% (-)
Via @IpsosUK, 30 Oct - 5 Nov (+/- vs 11-17 Sep)
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm sure this'll pick up if they confiscate vulnerable people's jewelry and threaten to deport children who've lived here for basically their entire lives.
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Labour, you must be SO pleased with yourself.
You have the Yaxley-Lennon Endorsement.
@imogenwalker.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @torstenbell.bsky.social
You have the Yaxley-Lennon Endorsement.
@imogenwalker.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @torstenbell.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Labour, you must be SO pleased with yourself.
You have the Yaxley-Lennon Endorsement.
@imogenwalker.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @torstenbell.bsky.social
You have the Yaxley-Lennon Endorsement.
@imogenwalker.bsky.social @darrenpjones.bsky.social @torstenbell.bsky.social
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I like immigrants.
I like their food.
I like their work ethic.
I like it they are different from me.
I can’t be the only Brit who feels this way.
I like their food.
I like their work ethic.
I like it they are different from me.
I can’t be the only Brit who feels this way.
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I like immigrants.
I like their food.
I like their work ethic.
I like it they are different from me.
I can’t be the only Brit who feels this way.
I like their food.
I like their work ethic.
I like it they are different from me.
I can’t be the only Brit who feels this way.
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Nobody should have to live in fear of the life, but there's a certain poetic justice to somebody who has spent her political career harassing others now facing that same harassment.
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Nobody should have to live in fear of the life, but there's a certain poetic justice to somebody who has spent her political career harassing others now facing that same harassment.
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The Paradox of Tolerance is easier to understand as a social contract.
MAGA has shattered the social contract and thus no longer entitled to its protection.
Losing your farm because of tariffs? Too bad.
Family member snatched by ICE? Don't care.
Getting death threats? Sucks to be her.
MAGA has shattered the social contract and thus no longer entitled to its protection.
Losing your farm because of tariffs? Too bad.
Family member snatched by ICE? Don't care.
Getting death threats? Sucks to be her.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Paradox of Tolerance is easier to understand as a social contract.
MAGA has shattered the social contract and thus no longer entitled to its protection.
Losing your farm because of tariffs? Too bad.
Family member snatched by ICE? Don't care.
Getting death threats? Sucks to be her.
MAGA has shattered the social contract and thus no longer entitled to its protection.
Losing your farm because of tariffs? Too bad.
Family member snatched by ICE? Don't care.
Getting death threats? Sucks to be her.
This one popped up on this evening's YouTube playlist.
The second album that I ever bought on CD (The first being the Blues Band's Fat City)
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/DhzhmDQCbQ4?...
The second album that I ever bought on CD (The first being the Blues Band's Fat City)
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/DhzhmDQCbQ4?...
Jimmy Olsen's Blues
YouTube video by Spin Doctors - Topic
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This one popped up on this evening's YouTube playlist.
The second album that I ever bought on CD (The first being the Blues Band's Fat City)
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/DhzhmDQCbQ4?...
The second album that I ever bought on CD (The first being the Blues Band's Fat City)
#NowPlaying
youtu.be/DhzhmDQCbQ4?...
Sunset on Exmouth Beach yesterday evening.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sunset on Exmouth Beach yesterday evening.
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Once again the reactionary & mysteriously funded Restore Trust have been defeated in the National Trust’s memberships elections - a good breakdown of it all here. As ever, despite harrumphing culture warriors of a certain age, Britain is open to discussing our complex history
National Trust council elections saw a defeat for the Restore Trust campaign.
35k members voted to re-elect a slate of council candidates endorsed by the nominations committee
12k - 13.5k voted for candidates on Restore Trust slate
Non-slate candidated
www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
35k members voted to re-elect a slate of council candidates endorsed by the nominations committee
12k - 13.5k voted for candidates on Restore Trust slate
Non-slate candidated
www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Voting results from the AGM
Read about the National Trust's 2025 Annual General Meeting and the results from the day.
www.nationaltrust.org.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Once again the reactionary & mysteriously funded Restore Trust have been defeated in the National Trust’s memberships elections - a good breakdown of it all here. As ever, despite harrumphing culture warriors of a certain age, Britain is open to discussing our complex history
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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
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Congratulations, British Establishment. It only took you sixty three times as long to kick out a nonce as it did to kick out a bloke who married a Black American. Exceptional work.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Congratulations, British Establishment. It only took you sixty three times as long to kick out a nonce as it did to kick out a bloke who married a Black American. Exceptional work.
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“Before the election it promised to ‘remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance.’ But in government it has lined up alongside the Tories and Reform UK at the cruelty Olympics.” – @goodlawproject.org
https://bit.ly/43CpABH
https://bit.ly/43CpABH
91% of UK trans people don't trust the Labour Party, survey reveals
91% of trans respondents in a YouGov poll conducted between July and August, commissioned by the Good Law Project, said they distrust Labour.
www.attitude.co.uk
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Before the election it promised to ‘remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance.’ But in government it has lined up alongside the Tories and Reform UK at the cruelty Olympics.” – @goodlawproject.org
https://bit.ly/43CpABH
https://bit.ly/43CpABH
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Did the late great Jilly Cooper write this? It's spicy as heck.
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Did the late great Jilly Cooper write this? It's spicy as heck.
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I realise everybody with half an education keeps pointing out that Musk is a fucking moron but we really ought to do it more.
Welp
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I realise everybody with half an education keeps pointing out that Musk is a fucking moron but we really ought to do it more.
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When they don't like your message, a character assassination of the messenger seems appropriate.
Now, I'm going to vote for Mr Polanski even though I don't really like his stance on defence, and I'm not too sure about his support for Ukraine.
He's got most of the rest right, though.
Now, I'm going to vote for Mr Polanski even though I don't really like his stance on defence, and I'm not too sure about his support for Ukraine.
He's got most of the rest right, though.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When they don't like your message, a character assassination of the messenger seems appropriate.
Now, I'm going to vote for Mr Polanski even though I don't really like his stance on defence, and I'm not too sure about his support for Ukraine.
He's got most of the rest right, though.
Now, I'm going to vote for Mr Polanski even though I don't really like his stance on defence, and I'm not too sure about his support for Ukraine.
He's got most of the rest right, though.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM