Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️⚧️
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
Devonian born, UK based
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Morning coffee acquired 👍
Morning coffee acquired 👍
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Morning coffee acquired 👍
Morning coffee acquired 👍
I just stepped outside.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just stepped outside.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
This is a far better local option than cisk, I reckon.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a far better local option than cisk, I reckon.
A lovely evening in Valletta ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A lovely evening in Valletta ☺️
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Pleased to report that Lord SouthHelm’s ‘diplomatic mission’ to Malta is off to a good start.
#Wulferhampton
#Wulferhampton
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pleased to report that Lord SouthHelm’s ‘diplomatic mission’ to Malta is off to a good start.
#Wulferhampton
#Wulferhampton
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
I often wondered what the Bretwalda did with all those potatoes that he hoards.
I often wondered what the Bretwalda did with all those potatoes that he hoards.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
I often wondered what the Bretwalda did with all those potatoes that he hoards.
I often wondered what the Bretwalda did with all those potatoes that he hoards.
F***ing spam.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
F***ing spam.
Happy peelings Popetato
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Happy peelings Popetato
Good Morning (just) Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Late sleep in after a busy week, and a late breakfast at a local cafe here.
Late sleep in after a busy week, and a late breakfast at a local cafe here.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good Morning (just) Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Late sleep in after a busy week, and a late breakfast at a local cafe here.
Late sleep in after a busy week, and a late breakfast at a local cafe here.
Sunset on Exmouth Beach yesterday evening.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sunset on Exmouth Beach yesterday evening.
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
Other unicorns are available:
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Other unicorns are available:
This will work. Available for hire*
*Cone not included.
*Cone not included.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This will work. Available for hire*
*Cone not included.
*Cone not included.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
A busy, and tiring few days here. Hope we are all ok.
A busy, and tiring few days here. Hope we are all ok.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
A busy, and tiring few days here. Hope we are all ok.
A busy, and tiring few days here. Hope we are all ok.
I’m working on the box set right now.
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m working on the box set right now.
Good afternoon Ash and all of Wulferhampton. I’m in deepest Cornwall this evening. The Mead Hall fayre is rather nice.
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good afternoon Ash and all of Wulferhampton. I’m in deepest Cornwall this evening. The Mead Hall fayre is rather nice.
Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Happy rainy Sunday morning!
Happy rainy Sunday morning!
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Happy rainy Sunday morning!
Happy rainy Sunday morning!
Good morning all you Wulferhampton mad people.
Be careful out there…
Be careful out there…
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Good morning all you Wulferhampton mad people.
Be careful out there…
Be careful out there…