Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️⚧️
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
Devonian born, UK based
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.
Music and book lover - rather introverted.
A good gif can say it all.
Or truly starts WW3.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Or truly starts WW3.
Have you tried only fans?
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Have you tried only fans?
I fucking hate this wretched, backward ass Island to my core (the one I unfortunately have to call home, not the one I’m currently on).
As I have dual citizenship in an EU country, the only things stopping me from going is work needed on my flat, and missing my family.
Fuck this country.
As I have dual citizenship in an EU country, the only things stopping me from going is work needed on my flat, and missing my family.
Fuck this country.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I fucking hate this wretched, backward ass Island to my core (the one I unfortunately have to call home, not the one I’m currently on).
As I have dual citizenship in an EU country, the only things stopping me from going is work needed on my flat, and missing my family.
Fuck this country.
As I have dual citizenship in an EU country, the only things stopping me from going is work needed on my flat, and missing my family.
Fuck this country.
Nicking that 😆😆
a man is dancing in a hallway with the words `` nice meme let me just . ''
ALT: a man is dancing in a hallway with the words `` nice meme let me just . ''
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Nicking that 😆😆
Hope that continues 🤞
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Hope that continues 🤞
Morning kacidama 👋
Hope you are well ☺️
Hope you are well ☺️
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Morning kacidama 👋
Hope you are well ☺️
Hope you are well ☺️
Hey @thetimes.com I’ve got a scoop for you.
Apparently Rachael Reeves once boasted that she’d done a perfect parallel park, when in fact she was 6 INCHES away from the kerb.
Any of your so called ‘journalists’ interested in that one?
Apparently Rachael Reeves once boasted that she’d done a perfect parallel park, when in fact she was 6 INCHES away from the kerb.
Any of your so called ‘journalists’ interested in that one?
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hey @thetimes.com I’ve got a scoop for you.
Apparently Rachael Reeves once boasted that she’d done a perfect parallel park, when in fact she was 6 INCHES away from the kerb.
Any of your so called ‘journalists’ interested in that one?
Apparently Rachael Reeves once boasted that she’d done a perfect parallel park, when in fact she was 6 INCHES away from the kerb.
Any of your so called ‘journalists’ interested in that one?
Hope you can sort that out, Ash. It’s a sodding awful feeling isn’t it?
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Hope you can sort that out, Ash. It’s a sodding awful feeling isn’t it?
Malta is a bit scruffy in places. Adds to the atmosphere for me though.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Malta is a bit scruffy in places. Adds to the atmosphere for me though.
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Morning coffee acquired 👍
Morning coffee acquired 👍
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.
Morning coffee acquired 👍
Morning coffee acquired 👍
Reposted by Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️⚧️
The US will never, ever, fully recover from what is happening there right now.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The US will never, ever, fully recover from what is happening there right now.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
This deluded, traitorous mob has ruined everything for them.
Nice knowing you.
Based on that look you are already dead.
Based on that look you are already dead.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nice knowing you.
Based on that look you are already dead.
Based on that look you are already dead.
I just stepped outside.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just stepped outside.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
Lovely. It’s about 19 degrees.
I am in Malta though.
With you in spirits.
How was his sack?
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How was his sack?
Thank you MC. I really am enjoying it. ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you MC. I really am enjoying it. ☺️
This is a far better local option than cisk, I reckon.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a far better local option than cisk, I reckon.