I am Ian. I battle robots.
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Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
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I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
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Read this. It's a work of art.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Read this. It's a work of art.
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This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
Venice: the Birmingham of Italy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Venice: the Birmingham of Italy.
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“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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This is essential reading shedding light on what is a far-right attack on the BBC as a public broadcaster
🧵On our revelations today about the BBC Coup and the Prescott Dossier.
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
The leaked ‘BBC Bias’ memo Trump used to attack the BBC was authored by Michael Prescott — a Hanover lobbyist paid by US tech/media giants tied to Trump. Full story: bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b... 1/12
'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants
The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President
bylinetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This is essential reading shedding light on what is a far-right attack on the BBC as a public broadcaster
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
Tell that to the five men who went to Vietnam instead of him
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tell that to the five men who went to Vietnam instead of him
Don't believe anything until Boris Johnson denies it
Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Don't believe anything until Boris Johnson denies it
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Well that's me absolutely cock-a-hoop and over the moon.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well that's me absolutely cock-a-hoop and over the moon.
The three greatest moments in television.
David Attenborough meeting the gorillas.
"Good luck, everyone."
That bit in Spaced when Tim says "Jar Jar Binks makes The Ewoks look like... Fucking Shaft!"
David Attenborough meeting the gorillas.
"Good luck, everyone."
That bit in Spaced when Tim says "Jar Jar Binks makes The Ewoks look like... Fucking Shaft!"
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The three greatest moments in television.
David Attenborough meeting the gorillas.
"Good luck, everyone."
That bit in Spaced when Tim says "Jar Jar Binks makes The Ewoks look like... Fucking Shaft!"
David Attenborough meeting the gorillas.
"Good luck, everyone."
That bit in Spaced when Tim says "Jar Jar Binks makes The Ewoks look like... Fucking Shaft!"
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Classic TV
Ripping Yarns Season 2 Episode 1-Winfrey's Last Case
YouTube video by Ashim K
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Classic TV
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Looking to chat to graduates who finished uni this year about job hunting - good or bad experiences. Drop me an email - felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looking to chat to graduates who finished uni this year about job hunting - good or bad experiences. Drop me an email - felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk
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Maybe the BBC might now realise that Farage, who they have championed so devotedly, is merely a thankless, backstabbing Janus-faced opportunist, who would see them destroyed and would dance on the grave?
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Maybe the BBC might now realise that Farage, who they have championed so devotedly, is merely a thankless, backstabbing Janus-faced opportunist, who would see them destroyed and would dance on the grave?
That was Cuddling Pandas with "Always Look Forward".
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That was Cuddling Pandas with "Always Look Forward".
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
*Arnold Rimmer has entered the chat*
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*Arnold Rimmer has entered the chat*
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The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
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Caught two minutes of the BBC stuff on the news and feel sick at the idea of this pillar falling. Farage and the other cunts chomping at the bit will take the NHS next and we'll be sat listening to Third Reich FM hoping our minor injury infections take us sooner than later.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Caught two minutes of the BBC stuff on the news and feel sick at the idea of this pillar falling. Farage and the other cunts chomping at the bit will take the NHS next and we'll be sat listening to Third Reich FM hoping our minor injury infections take us sooner than later.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge
YouTube video by DrMabuse05
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Wasn't Victorian Principles in "Dallas"?
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wasn't Victorian Principles in "Dallas"?
Victoria appears to have some unresolved issues.
Puritanical Prudishness would be my best guess.
Puritanical Prudishness would be my best guess.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Victoria appears to have some unresolved issues.
Puritanical Prudishness would be my best guess.
Puritanical Prudishness would be my best guess.
"All for us, and fuck everyone else!"
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"All for us, and fuck everyone else!"