I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
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Full blown NAZI dipshite
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Full blown NAZI dipshite
And then it got worse
Venezuela orders police to find, arrest anyone involved in supporting U.S. attack-decree reut.rs/3YYX0I0
Venezuela orders police to find, arrest anyone involved in supporting U.S. attack-decree
The state of emergency put in place by the Venezuelan government since the U.S. attack that ousted President Nicolas Maduro orders police to "immediately begin the national search and capture of everyone involved in the promotion or support for the armed attack by the United States," according to a text of the decree published on Monday.
reut.rs
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
And then it got worse
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It was so cold in Wales that the vowels couldn't get through!!! 😬
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It was so cold in Wales that the vowels couldn't get through!!! 😬
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AS USUAL, "DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK" IS DOING NOTHING TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS — AND HIS STUPID FOREIGN ESCAPADES ARE GOING TO BLOW UP IN HIS BIG DUMB PUMPKIN FACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I CUSS LIKE TWO SAILORS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3YUWdI2
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
AS USUAL, "DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK" IS DOING NOTHING TO IMPROVE LIFE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS — AND HIS STUPID FOREIGN ESCAPADES ARE GOING TO BLOW UP IN HIS BIG DUMB PUMPKIN FACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I CUSS LIKE TWO SAILORS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3YUWdI2
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Because there obviously isn't enough irony in the world
👺 Russia in UN denounces US attack on Venezuela, calls for release of Venezuelan leader
Russia in UN denounces US attack on Venezuela, calls for release of Venezuelan leader
Vasily Nebenzya, Russia's Permanent Representative to the United Nations, has called on the United States to immediately release Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro and his wife, who are being held in cu...
www.pravda.com.ua
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Because there obviously isn't enough irony in the world
Just watched Platoon again for the first time in many years.
Some stellar performances from some incredible actors.
We don't learn, despite how good the lessons are.
War, war never changes...
#Fallout
Some stellar performances from some incredible actors.
We don't learn, despite how good the lessons are.
War, war never changes...
#Fallout
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Just watched Platoon again for the first time in many years.
Some stellar performances from some incredible actors.
We don't learn, despite how good the lessons are.
War, war never changes...
#Fallout
Some stellar performances from some incredible actors.
We don't learn, despite how good the lessons are.
War, war never changes...
#Fallout
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The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.
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Seizing another country's national resources by military force for US oil and mineral companies to plunder while refusing the recognize the opposition leader with zero regard for the well being of the Venezuelan people does not make us the "good guys." bsky.app/profile/atru...
Fetterman on Fox & Friends: "America is a force of good, order, and democracy. And we are promoting these kinds of values. We are the good guys."
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Seizing another country's national resources by military force for US oil and mineral companies to plunder while refusing the recognize the opposition leader with zero regard for the well being of the Venezuelan people does not make us the "good guys." bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Finally now our priority should be, better bloody late than never:
We need INDEPENDENCE from the USA.
That means security independence, economic independence, digital independence.
It isn’t easy but we have no choice.
That should be our number 1 goal.
We need INDEPENDENCE from the USA.
That means security independence, economic independence, digital independence.
It isn’t easy but we have no choice.
That should be our number 1 goal.
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Finally now our priority should be, better bloody late than never:
We need INDEPENDENCE from the USA.
That means security independence, economic independence, digital independence.
It isn’t easy but we have no choice.
That should be our number 1 goal.
We need INDEPENDENCE from the USA.
That means security independence, economic independence, digital independence.
It isn’t easy but we have no choice.
That should be our number 1 goal.
I don't take any pleasure in saying this, but the history of #Venezuela is about to include the words "and then it got worse".
Many Venezuelan-Americans were initially euphoric thinking Trump was liberating Venezuela from Maduro. Now, especially with Trump unceremoniously kicking Machado to the curb, they realize he only intended to liberate them from their assets and resources.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I don't take any pleasure in saying this, but the history of #Venezuela is about to include the words "and then it got worse".
Cold and concise 😂
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Cold and concise 😂
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Just a cute little picture to go with the information below…
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Just a cute little picture to go with the information below…
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Good morning wulferhampton have a magnificent Monday you manic monsters
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Good morning wulferhampton have a magnificent Monday you manic monsters
So, he's going to go after China, is he? Because that's where the Mexican cartels get their precursors from to make methamphetamine.
After the strike on Venezuela, Donald Trump warned other drug-producing nations that he was losing patience over the flow of illegal substances to the US — singling out Colombia's Gustavo Petro over the production and trafficking of cocaine.
Read more: bloom.bg/49o3qWc
📷️: Bloomberg
Read more: bloom.bg/49o3qWc
📷️: Bloomberg
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
So, he's going to go after China, is he? Because that's where the Mexican cartels get their precursors from to make methamphetamine.
If you haven't done so already, deactivate your #Twitter account now.
That platform is a fucking hellhole.
Please remove yourself from it before it becomes the world’s largest evidence exhibit.
Please remove yourself from it before it becomes the world’s largest evidence exhibit.
how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
If you haven't done so already, deactivate your #Twitter account now.
Utter. Fucking. Insanity.
The United States is being run by clowns juggling hand grenades.
The United States is being run by clowns juggling hand grenades.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Utter. Fucking. Insanity.
The United States is being run by clowns juggling hand grenades.
The United States is being run by clowns juggling hand grenades.
🎶 And the beat goes on🎶🙄
UK: Hey EU, we’ve had a great idea.
EU: OK.
UK: We think our national interest suggests we’d be better off in the Single Market.
EU: Don’t say it!
UK: But …
EU: DON’T SAY IT!
UK: Obviously no Freedom of Movement.
EU: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
EU: OK.
UK: We think our national interest suggests we’d be better off in the Single Market.
EU: Don’t say it!
UK: But …
EU: DON’T SAY IT!
UK: Obviously no Freedom of Movement.
EU: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
🎶 And the beat goes on🎶🙄
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In which Mumsnet women persuade each other that voting Reform will give the establishment “a kick in the arse”
Oh well done, you lot. Brexit again. Falling for the con and risking it all, cos that’ll teach them.
It won’t. It’ll just ruin life for everyone. Your children most of all.
(Sunday Times)
Oh well done, you lot. Brexit again. Falling for the con and risking it all, cos that’ll teach them.
It won’t. It’ll just ruin life for everyone. Your children most of all.
(Sunday Times)
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
In which Mumsnet women persuade each other that voting Reform will give the establishment “a kick in the arse”
Oh well done, you lot. Brexit again. Falling for the con and risking it all, cos that’ll teach them.
It won’t. It’ll just ruin life for everyone. Your children most of all.
(Sunday Times)
Oh well done, you lot. Brexit again. Falling for the con and risking it all, cos that’ll teach them.
It won’t. It’ll just ruin life for everyone. Your children most of all.
(Sunday Times)
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If there’s one thing the past six years surviving a global pandemic has taught me, it’s that you can’t rely on some of the people you once thought of as friends. And that you must build resilience on your own if you want to prevail. Hint hint EU.
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 AM
If there’s one thing the past six years surviving a global pandemic has taught me, it’s that you can’t rely on some of the people you once thought of as friends. And that you must build resilience on your own if you want to prevail. Hint hint EU.
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To be clear, we have not forgotten and will not forget about the Epstein files. We can walk and chew gum.
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
To be clear, we have not forgotten and will not forget about the Epstein files. We can walk and chew gum.
Food for thought 🧵👇
A very long and important THREAD -
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Food for thought 🧵👇
Fingers crossed, eh?
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fingers crossed, eh?
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But when did it you said NATO provoked us, said we had "entered" not invaded, didn't even comment on us trying kill/capture Zelensky and called for negotiations..
Bombing a sovereign nation and kidnapping the President is the behaviour of a cowboy state.
The United States’ attack on Venezuela is illegal — and it is utterly shameful that the UK government refuses to condemn this reckless act of war.
The United States’ attack on Venezuela is illegal — and it is utterly shameful that the UK government refuses to condemn this reckless act of war.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
But when did it you said NATO provoked us, said we had "entered" not invaded, didn't even comment on us trying kill/capture Zelensky and called for negotiations..