I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
Read this. It's a work of art.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Read this. It's a work of art.
I took this in November 2019. T-shirt weather 😬
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I took this in November 2019. T-shirt weather 😬
Venice: the Birmingham of Italy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Venice: the Birmingham of Italy.
That was Cuddling Pandas with "Always Look Forward".
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That was Cuddling Pandas with "Always Look Forward".
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
No pasta for you!
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
No pasta for you!
What's the point in anything?
Anyway, I'm off to the pub for a massive Sunday lunch.
Anyway, I'm off to the pub for a massive Sunday lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
What's the point in anything?
Anyway, I'm off to the pub for a massive Sunday lunch.
Anyway, I'm off to the pub for a massive Sunday lunch.
It's a tradition
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's a tradition
Breaking News: Toff uses pleb bog.
"He's just like us!" said no one, ever
"He's just like us!" said no one, ever
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Breaking News: Toff uses pleb bog.
"He's just like us!" said no one, ever
"He's just like us!" said no one, ever
"His mechanism's gone!"
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"His mechanism's gone!"
What does she fucking expect?!
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What does she fucking expect?!
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic
Heretic!
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Heretic!
"His mechanism's gone!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"His mechanism's gone!"
Corporate wants you to find the difference...
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Corporate wants you to find the difference...
Why we don't go to the zoo
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Why we don't go to the zoo
Looks like someone's been kicked in the head by a horse...
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Looks like someone's been kicked in the head by a horse...
Morning, all 👋🌞
Not doing too well today. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.
Still, you've got to have something to look forward to
Not doing too well today. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.
Still, you've got to have something to look forward to
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Morning, all 👋🌞
Not doing too well today. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.
Still, you've got to have something to look forward to
Not doing too well today. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.
Still, you've got to have something to look forward to
I can't tell if he had a stroke writing this, or I had one reading it...
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can't tell if he had a stroke writing this, or I had one reading it...