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I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
Read this. It's a work of art.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I took this in November 2019. T-shirt weather 😬
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Venice: the Birmingham of Italy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
That was Cuddling Pandas with "Always Look Forward".
Up next, we're in session with Shonen Knife.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No pasta for you!
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What's the point in anything?
Anyway, I'm off to the pub for a massive Sunday lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's a tradition
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Breaking News: Toff uses pleb bog.
"He's just like us!" said no one, ever
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"His mechanism's gone!"
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What does she fucking expect?!
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Heretic!
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Agreed
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"His mechanism's gone!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Corporate wants you to find the difference...
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Why we don't go to the zoo
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Looks like someone's been kicked in the head by a horse...
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Morning, all 👋🌞
Not doing too well today. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.
Still, you've got to have something to look forward to
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I can't tell if he had a stroke writing this, or I had one reading it...
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM