I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
How was the aroma?
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
How was the aroma?
I took this in November 2019. T-shirt weather 😬
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I took this in November 2019. T-shirt weather 😬
They're going to shit themselves when they head about TOR
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They're going to shit themselves when they head about TOR
Governments and IT never go well together.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Governments and IT never go well together.
I went to Venice in August 1981. It smelt like a tramp's shoe.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I went to Venice in August 1981. It smelt like a tramp's shoe.
I'm sorry for the victims, but if you can't outrun a Triffid... Well, y'know
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm sorry for the victims, but if you can't outrun a Triffid... Well, y'know
This is one of the many reasons why I have trust issues.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is one of the many reasons why I have trust issues.
They're doing their best, dagnammit!
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They're doing their best, dagnammit!
This point cannot be stressed enough ☝️
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This point cannot be stressed enough ☝️
Pricks. We've got them down here in Bournemouth, too 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pricks. We've got them down here in Bournemouth, too 🙄
Well, that's just fucking lovely, isn't it?
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well, that's just fucking lovely, isn't it?
Looks like they're all on YouTube. Hadn't watched them in years.
Tony.
Eddie.
Eddie..
... Tony
Tony.
Eddie.
Eddie..
... Tony
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Looks like they're all on YouTube. Hadn't watched them in years.
Tony.
Eddie.
Eddie..
... Tony
Tony.
Eddie.
Eddie..
... Tony