Lola Ebola
@lolaura55.bsky.social
Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. I’ve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!
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celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
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Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster
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The underlying principle of the Trump presidency is that rules are merely instruments of power with no inherent legitimacy. If Clinton or Obama had done this the GOP would have howled for impeachment, and they'd have been right.
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The underlying principle of the Trump presidency is that rules are merely instruments of power with no inherent legitimacy. If Clinton or Obama had done this the GOP would have howled for impeachment, and they'd have been right.
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So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
We really are not a very good-natured country.
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I don't have time for this bullshit!
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I don't have time for this bullshit!
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These have to be made-up numbers. 33K is more kids than the largest school district in MN
Tom Homan is given free rein to just say stuff on Fox & Friends: "President Trump has already found 145,000 children. In Minnesota alone, only 33,000 missing children we found that the last administration wasn't even looking for."
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
These have to be made-up numbers. 33K is more kids than the largest school district in MN
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there should be an uber for people who will come and run you over
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
there should be an uber for people who will come and run you over
Happy Vanity 6 Day!
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Happy Vanity 6 Day!
Happy Vasectomy Day!
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Happy Vasectomy Day!
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Bluesky merch store: forever 38
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Bluesky merch store: forever 38
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
Annual exam at the gynecologist is like getting an emissions test: gotta make sure she’s still street legal and not damaging the environment with noxious fumes.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Annual exam at the gynecologist is like getting an emissions test: gotta make sure she’s still street legal and not damaging the environment with noxious fumes.
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At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference
Happy Valvoline Day!
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Happy Valvoline Day!
Happy Vaseline Day! Show your sweetie you love them by smacking them right in the junk and saying MINE MINE MINE!!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Happy Vaseline Day! Show your sweetie you love them by smacking them right in the junk and saying MINE MINE MINE!!!
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I’d prefer my country not be a place where a woman needs more paperwork to vote than a man needs to buy a gun.
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I’d prefer my country not be a place where a woman needs more paperwork to vote than a man needs to buy a gun.
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Let's be clear.
If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA.
You are a traitor.
Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.
If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA.
You are a traitor.
Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.
February 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Let's be clear.
If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA.
You are a traitor.
Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.
If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA.
You are a traitor.
Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.
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Raw Story: ICE finally identified a line they crossed that is a bridge too far. ICE Director Todd Lyons admitted that two agents lied that a Minneapolis shooting incident in January was carried out in self-defense and said they could face prosecution.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Raw Story: ICE finally identified a line they crossed that is a bridge too far. ICE Director Todd Lyons admitted that two agents lied that a Minneapolis shooting incident in January was carried out in self-defense and said they could face prosecution.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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If you gave someone $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus Christ, they'd have about $741 billion.
But that's still less than Elon Musk, who's currently worth $841 billion, according to Forbes.
But that's still less than Elon Musk, who's currently worth $841 billion, according to Forbes.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If you gave someone $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus Christ, they'd have about $741 billion.
But that's still less than Elon Musk, who's currently worth $841 billion, according to Forbes.
But that's still less than Elon Musk, who's currently worth $841 billion, according to Forbes.
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another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
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On February 14, 1912, President Taft signed the final documents transforming the #Arizona Territory into our Great State 48‼️
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February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
On February 14, 1912, President Taft signed the final documents transforming the #Arizona Territory into our Great State 48‼️
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Has anyone considered a couples' nickname for Kristi Noem and Cory Lewandowski?
Maybe Whory?
Maybe Whory?
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Has anyone considered a couples' nickname for Kristi Noem and Cory Lewandowski?
Maybe Whory?
Maybe Whory?