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I party so you don't have to. He/him, with notable exceptions. Gay affinity animal: capybara. Opinions are epiphenomena of discourse and power—and also my own.
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Just a reminder to petition signers that one major action is withholding membership renewal dues and end of year donations. Also a reminder to petition haters that anonymous signatories are folks in precarious positions, whose very publicity could be a liability for job security.
Not AMS sending out membership renewal emails NOW, while there’s an open petition and a Chronicle article about it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Not AMS sending out membership renewal emails NOW, while there’s an open petition and a Chronicle article about it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"This is the day I realized Zohran had the sauce because he went in there and he hypnotized the guy."

Ben Collins joins @stephruhle.bsky.social on the #Nightcap to try to explain the unexpected warmth between Donald Trump and Zohran Mamdani at the White House.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The existence of the Levant implies the existence of the Couchant.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m sorry pals, but the best Mamdani-Trump presser takes are over there right now.
Sorry, I’ve been on the bad site gorging myself on memes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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MTG probably “wow Trump incited violence against political opponents (again), wait am I also a political opponent now. I should not be an opponent. I will resign and everything will be okay.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sorry, I’ve been on the bad site gorging myself on memes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.

One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the UK, red-faced gammon nationalists will post hate speech against red-haired people, like they’re a separate racial category. Today, I learned that they think “gingers” are more likely to convert to Islam???

Whiteness really is a moving target.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Few things bug me more than higher ed leaders saying that we lost our mission and lost the trust of the public, when we have actually been the target of a decades-long smear campaign by the right wing that worked. The moment we’re losing our mission is right now, in capitulation.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I…what.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I mean, look,
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m sorry what.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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comrade JCO gets it completely

CHOP FROM THE TOP

(solemn vow never ever to screenshot badsite; solemn exception for this urgent story; rally against these anti-intellectuals detonating public goods for the working people of NJ!)
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Crypto isn’t only for doing crimes! It’s also a way to bring desperate people under the control of gangsters in anarchocapitalist dystopias such as Gaza may become.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM