llamalluv
@llamalluv.bsky.social
Feral Housewife, raising 2 amazing kids. Plant Killer. Fiber/Fabric Crafter. Romance Reader. Prolific Blocker. ADHD/ASD/ND. PPD w/P.
I knew how this was going to go. I've watched season three of Clarkson's Farm.
www.youtube.com/shorts/4y-q6...
www.youtube.com/shorts/4y-q6...
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I knew how this was going to go. I've watched season three of Clarkson's Farm.
www.youtube.com/shorts/4y-q6...
www.youtube.com/shorts/4y-q6...
TIL: Baloney Brain is a race.
These ICE fools are seriously unserious people.
These ICE fools are seriously unserious people.
Such an odd coincidence that the message on the left was pushed out on Insta to ppl thousands of miles from Maryland the very same week that ICE agents started using "blowing whistles is racist" as their go-to talking point 🤔
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
TIL: Baloney Brain is a race.
These ICE fools are seriously unserious people.
These ICE fools are seriously unserious people.
Okay... to whoever is writing this reality, it's a little on the nose (bill?).
RFK Jr.'s new food pyramid announcement was interrupted by his quacking ringtone
gizmodo.com/rfk-jrs-food...
gizmodo.com/rfk-jrs-food...
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Okay... to whoever is writing this reality, it's a little on the nose (bill?).
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
The coyote activity here in the Chicago suburbs has been up. I've seen more coyotes in my neighborhood in the past 2 years than my entire 28 years in the SW US combined.
My hypothesis is the cicada double brood emergence in 24 led to an increase in food for the rats, which are food for the 🐺.
My hypothesis is the cicada double brood emergence in 24 led to an increase in food for the rats, which are food for the 🐺.
I'm not going to get into an indoor vs. outdoor cat debate but I want to point out that Jan - Mar is coyote mating season in North America, which means coyotes are more agitated and territorial and therefore an increased danger to outdoor cats. Make the best decisions you can for your pets, please.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The coyote activity here in the Chicago suburbs has been up. I've seen more coyotes in my neighborhood in the past 2 years than my entire 28 years in the SW US combined.
My hypothesis is the cicada double brood emergence in 24 led to an increase in food for the rats, which are food for the 🐺.
My hypothesis is the cicada double brood emergence in 24 led to an increase in food for the rats, which are food for the 🐺.
Reposted by llamalluv
I'm not going to get into an indoor vs. outdoor cat debate but I want to point out that Jan - Mar is coyote mating season in North America, which means coyotes are more agitated and territorial and therefore an increased danger to outdoor cats. Make the best decisions you can for your pets, please.
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I'm not going to get into an indoor vs. outdoor cat debate but I want to point out that Jan - Mar is coyote mating season in North America, which means coyotes are more agitated and territorial and therefore an increased danger to outdoor cats. Make the best decisions you can for your pets, please.
Reposted by llamalluv
Mating and pup-rearing season are when coyotes become more aggressive with other canids. Outdoor cats are fair game year round, really. Coyotes have learned how to hunt outdoors cats in unique ways.
The primary three prey items for Southern California coyotes are cats, rats, and rabbits.
The primary three prey items for Southern California coyotes are cats, rats, and rabbits.
I'm not going to get into an indoor vs. outdoor cat debate but I want to point out that Jan - Mar is coyote mating season in North America, which means coyotes are more agitated and territorial and therefore an increased danger to outdoor cats. Make the best decisions you can for your pets, please.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Mating and pup-rearing season are when coyotes become more aggressive with other canids. Outdoor cats are fair game year round, really. Coyotes have learned how to hunt outdoors cats in unique ways.
The primary three prey items for Southern California coyotes are cats, rats, and rabbits.
The primary three prey items for Southern California coyotes are cats, rats, and rabbits.
The marching band from Japan* coming right before the Star Trek float carrying George Takei is perfection.🤌
*displaying more American patriotism than the entire MAGA cult combined
*displaying more American patriotism than the entire MAGA cult combined
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The marching band from Japan* coming right before the Star Trek float carrying George Takei is perfection.🤌
*displaying more American patriotism than the entire MAGA cult combined
*displaying more American patriotism than the entire MAGA cult combined
I'm at the Washington Monument. I'm at the Rocket Pop. I'm at the combination Washington Monument Rocket Pop.
(WaMoRoPo)
(WaMoRoPo)
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I'm at the Washington Monument. I'm at the Rocket Pop. I'm at the combination Washington Monument Rocket Pop.
(WaMoRoPo)
(WaMoRoPo)
Pretty much AI tech bros in a nutshell (pun intended)
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Pretty much AI tech bros in a nutshell (pun intended)
I like that the creator recognized that Jessica Rabbit was not born a rabbit, however she did convert after her marriage to Roger.
This video starts out absolutely buckwild and takes at least 10 more turns that I was not expecting
How Zootopia made a whole generation horny: a deep dive
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December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I like that the creator recognized that Jessica Rabbit was not born a rabbit, however she did convert after her marriage to Roger.
ADHD is putting my phone in my back pocket while I carry a bunch of stuff to the basement so I don't lose track of it, and then 20 minutes later hitting a Tile because I lost my phone.
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
ADHD is putting my phone in my back pocket while I carry a bunch of stuff to the basement so I don't lose track of it, and then 20 minutes later hitting a Tile because I lost my phone.
Our 15 year old clothes dryer finally died for good. Even our super awesome repair person Madonna, who somehow made our dead dead refrigerator work again, could not salvage it. So, I guess I am getting a new dryer for Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Our 15 year old clothes dryer finally died for good. Even our super awesome repair person Madonna, who somehow made our dead dead refrigerator work again, could not salvage it. So, I guess I am getting a new dryer for Christmas.
You'll never guess what this was in response to.
I laughed so hard, though.
I laughed so hard, though.
Sesame street
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You'll never guess what this was in response to.
I laughed so hard, though.
I laughed so hard, though.
When I had my kids, I was a size 40K. My titties did not get the memo that they are supposed to provide all the nutrition my kids needed, and as a result, I was slowly starving my first child, which we only figured out at his 2 month appointment when he'd LOST weight since his 1 month appointment.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When I had my kids, I was a size 40K. My titties did not get the memo that they are supposed to provide all the nutrition my kids needed, and as a result, I was slowly starving my first child, which we only figured out at his 2 month appointment when he'd LOST weight since his 1 month appointment.
Monsterfuckers have overrun the internet to the point that now The Grinch is Vanilla.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Monsterfuckers have overrun the internet to the point that now The Grinch is Vanilla.
Every day this week, I have put my daughter on the bus with a hat, and a new pair of gloves. None of them have returned. I am now out of hats and nearly out of gloves. (I buy gloves in bulk at the Dollar Tree on clearance in spring.)
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Every day this week, I have put my daughter on the bus with a hat, and a new pair of gloves. None of them have returned. I am now out of hats and nearly out of gloves. (I buy gloves in bulk at the Dollar Tree on clearance in spring.)
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
"“Our goal is simple: make every interaction feel as natural, helpful, and inspiring as chatting with a friend,” Prat Vemana, EVP and chief information and product officer at Target, wrote in a press statement."
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"“Our goal is simple: make every interaction feel as natural, helpful, and inspiring as chatting with a friend,” Prat Vemana, EVP and chief information and product officer at Target, wrote in a press statement."
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
Also, holy crap, I need to cut back on my book box subs this year.
I'm one middle aged middle class Midwestern housewife.
This year to date, I have spent $2267.82 on reading materials, the vast majority of which were genre romance books in various forms (special edition, paperback, e-book, and audio.)
This year to date, I have spent $2267.82 on reading materials, the vast majority of which were genre romance books in various forms (special edition, paperback, e-book, and audio.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Also, holy crap, I need to cut back on my book box subs this year.
Hey, if you're planning on driving through the middle of the US today, please give yourself twice as long as usual and slow down. These are all from the past 15 miles in Nebraska
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hey, if you're planning on driving through the middle of the US today, please give yourself twice as long as usual and slow down. These are all from the past 15 miles in Nebraska
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who accidentally agreed to spend the day cooking for and eating with your baby sister's super Trump-brained FIL.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who accidentally agreed to spend the day cooking for and eating with your baby sister's super Trump-brained FIL.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Reported for personal attack.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reported for personal attack.
"We bought maximum number of regular eggs."
a rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying heh .
ALT: a rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying heh .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"We bought maximum number of regular eggs."
This isn't new. This is a thing I have ordered in the past by getting a mocha frappuccino (with or without espresso) and added pumps of peppermint syrup.
The desperation is so palpable.
The desperation is so palpable.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This isn't new. This is a thing I have ordered in the past by getting a mocha frappuccino (with or without espresso) and added pumps of peppermint syrup.
The desperation is so palpable.
The desperation is so palpable.
I'm getting really sick and tired of the people who live in my house asking my advice or opinion and then arguing with me about it.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm getting really sick and tired of the people who live in my house asking my advice or opinion and then arguing with me about it.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.