llamalluv
@llamalluv.bsky.social
Feral Housewife, raising 2 amazing kids. Plant Killer. Fiber/Fabric Crafter. Romance Reader. Prolific Blocker. ADHD/ASD/ND. PPD w/P.
They rewrote it again! This is too funny!
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They rewrote it again! This is too funny!
We finally decided on a name for the food dehydrator. And by we decided, I mean my husband finally agreed to let me put this label on it so long as it's never out when company comes over. (So of course I'm sharing it on the Internet.)
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
We finally decided on a name for the food dehydrator. And by we decided, I mean my husband finally agreed to let me put this label on it so long as it's never out when company comes over. (So of course I'm sharing it on the Internet.)
We gutted our main floor bathroom to the studs and then rebuilt it because I perceived the loose floor tiles, that actually were caused not by age but by the whole floor sinking because the previous owner cut the flooring joists instead of just making two additional plumbing connections.
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We gutted our main floor bathroom to the studs and then rebuilt it because I perceived the loose floor tiles, that actually were caused not by age but by the whole floor sinking because the previous owner cut the flooring joists instead of just making two additional plumbing connections.
Thank you to my mutual who talked me into talking my ADHD self into finishing this project.
We've got ginger peach jelly to last all year!
We've got ginger peach jelly to last all year!
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thank you to my mutual who talked me into talking my ADHD self into finishing this project.
We've got ginger peach jelly to last all year!
We've got ginger peach jelly to last all year!
Looking at my goodreads books over time chart, I can really see a dramatic drop off. 2019 was a freak year, I was recovering from a major surgery and could do nothing but read, but the drop off after I caught covid the first time is really obvious.
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Looking at my goodreads books over time chart, I can really see a dramatic drop off. 2019 was a freak year, I was recovering from a major surgery and could do nothing but read, but the drop off after I caught covid the first time is really obvious.
I'm using definition 2 here.
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm using definition 2 here.
"I gave a hungry man a fish and he was hungry again the next day! Turns out that food is not the solution to hunger."
August 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I gave a hungry man a fish and he was hungry again the next day! Turns out that food is not the solution to hunger."
Goose Chase Meme Ass Explanation.
August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Goose Chase Meme Ass Explanation.
Cat tax: (she claims Mt Gary every night.)
August 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cat tax: (she claims Mt Gary every night.)
August 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm an industrial cook, I guess
August 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm an industrial cook, I guess
Kenny says, "If I fits, I sits; if I don't fits, I still sits."
July 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kenny says, "If I fits, I sits; if I don't fits, I still sits."
This stupid old joke, but for real:
July 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This stupid old joke, but for real:
I like to teach my kids to be even more annoyingly pedantic and correct them that tomatoes are berries but strawberries are not.
June 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I like to teach my kids to be even more annoyingly pedantic and correct them that tomatoes are berries but strawberries are not.
Remind me again what commemorate means?
Oh, nevermind.
Oh, nevermind.
May 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Remind me again what commemorate means?
Oh, nevermind.
Oh, nevermind.
A lot of people are bringing up the fable of the scorpion and frog, but an important scientific fact to keep in mind as you consider that fable is that scorpions can hold their breath for as long as 6 days.
The needless suffering of others is the point.
The needless suffering of others is the point.
April 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A lot of people are bringing up the fable of the scorpion and frog, but an important scientific fact to keep in mind as you consider that fable is that scorpions can hold their breath for as long as 6 days.
The needless suffering of others is the point.
The needless suffering of others is the point.
I will now be referring to this bomber as the "Enola Lifelong Friends and Travelling Companions."
March 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I will now be referring to this bomber as the "Enola Lifelong Friends and Travelling Companions."
This kid cracks me up sometimes. The so precisely placed dots on her chin had me laughing so hard.
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This kid cracks me up sometimes. The so precisely placed dots on her chin had me laughing so hard.
What is even the point of having an indoor labyrinth if you are going to slap a pool table on top of it?
January 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What is even the point of having an indoor labyrinth if you are going to slap a pool table on top of it?
I love making raffle gift baskets. These came out particularly well, I think. I've been gathering stuff for them since last year's band fundraiser.
December 12, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I love making raffle gift baskets. These came out particularly well, I think. I've been gathering stuff for them since last year's band fundraiser.