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Man, now every race car driver who has ever appeared on King of the Hill is retired. Fix this in Season 15, tyia.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Every time I see some pearl-clutching puritan whining about "problematic literature" I get one step closer to going absolutely batshit insane and writing the most fucked up thing I can possibly think of.

I'm so tired. I'm so fucking tired of this milquetoast bullshit that doesn't take any risks.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Sixers' injury report for tomorrow:

Embiid (right knee) and George (left knee) still out. Jared McCain on G League assignment.

VJ Edgecombe (back spasm) listed as questionable.

Dominick Barlow (right elbow) not listed, should be available to return.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Far from an original thought at this point but the idea that the "every accusation is a confession" tautology extends as far as "Ran and protected a secret elite pedophile ring," the conspiratorial underpinning of QAnon-is so fucking Shakespearean it makes us feel like we're in a fucking simulation.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The fact I knew who they meant… 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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the incandescent loser energy of Twitter fascists lmao
It’s how you end up with language like “paperwork American” or the idea that Thanksgiving turkey is some sort of natural ethno-national tradition that certain other groups are incapable of ever appreciating
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Jesus Christ, I would have been fired into the sun by the US Attorney if I pulled this shit
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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basic problem is he has nothing to say and so this is just an extended bit of throat clearing
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The damage done by treating Trump's victory as some sweeping mandate in the first eight months of his term really was massive, but ending that collective delusion - i think with the help of last week's elections - really is having profound impacts.
👀 Trump lame duck watch
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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“guy who turns on trump because he thinks trump is part of the deep state out to get MAGA” is absolutely gonna be a type of guy by 2027
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I don't want to read another word about "grooming" ever again from the Republicans. Every time someone posts that word you are morally obligated to share the Megyn Kelly video with them
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Set Piece FC!
Saka's goal for England 🔴⚪
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Larry Summers is a beautiful name. should’ve gone to a better guy
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Sorry, "Foxboro" (because it's not a real town, why bother spelling the name properly, I guess?)
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December matches in Toronto, Montreal, Minneapolis, Chicago, and Foxborough should be interesting.
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.

This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb

More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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the NYT's behavior is indefensible because everyone with a functioning brain knows what they've operated like with regards to democrats and the left for a decade and we now have proof that not only were they choosing to both-sides shit, they were covering up crimes in the process
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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No way on God’s green earth he becomes president
JD Vance would get shanked by the Secret Service in a bathroom in a D.C. Wendy's before he sniffs the Oval Office
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I could absolutely see a Vance-initiated 25th Amendment-ing that resulted in him getting kicked out later that day.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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You don't think the GOP wants to keep a neckbearded couchfucker with all the charisma of a pile of month-old laundry?
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM