You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit

basic problem is he has nothing to say and so this is just an extended bit of throat clearing

Sorry, "Foxboro" (because it's not a real town, why bother spelling the name properly, I guess?)

the NYT's behavior is indefensible because everyone with a functioning brain knows what they've operated like with regards to democrats and the left for a decade and we now have proof that not only were they choosing to both-sides shit, they were covering up crimes in the process

No way on God’s green earth he becomes president

I could absolutely see a Vance-initiated 25th Amendment-ing that resulted in him getting kicked out later that day.

You don't think the GOP wants to keep a neckbearded couchfucker with all the charisma of a pile of month-old laundry?