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lisamims.bsky.social
@lisamims.bsky.social
dog person, loves caffeine, corgis and books. poetry poster. Very into sunscreen.

https://mastodon.social/@lisamims

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Those Mercator-projection-wielding invaders are going to feel pretty silly when they get to Greenland and find it's actually a little smaller than Central Park
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Plant based Tofurkey pepperoni is my new favorite thing. It’s soy free, gluten free, and pretty good with tomatoes, mustard, and mayo in a sandwich. #glutenfree #vegan #vegetarian #Foodsky
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Golden Gate
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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there's nothing more delightful
than the smell of an old bookstore
that you spent formative years
of your life in
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Kyla Houbolt (@luaz.bsky.social), from Becoming Altar (@subpresspoetry.bsky.social)
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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"I come from a long line of quiet beauties,
taxidermied alligators & abandoned daughters
Up late wishing for selkies and mustang ponies,"

wowzer.
POEM 298: "The Last Great American Beauty Queen" by Violette Smith

"Let me tell you ‘bout that wisteria tree, how they cut it down / Men don’t let pretty things rest, darlin’ / Vulpine angel, I was getting tougher, / choking down venison and chicken bones."

stonecirclereview.com/the-last/

#Poem
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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Finger wagging Americans on Bluesky like this is something we collectively want is pretty weird.
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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I love everything about this. I love Grease and a Flash Mob and the train station in Antwerp is my favorite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hl...
Grease, Centraal Station Antwerpen
YouTube video by Music Hall
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Help a kid out? ☺️
Hey people! My son's science fair project is about how people visualize things when they read. It's very short and he'd appreciate it if you could fill it out, and share for more responses!

(info: 'print books' also includes ebooks)

Thank you! ☺️

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Mental Imagery Science Project Survey
The results of this survey are intended to be used as data for a science project meant to determine the correlation between the vividness of a person's mental imagery and four other factors. Please an...
docs.google.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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When you feel desperate and hopeless try to write a poem. It doesn’t have to be good, because you’ll try it again until one line is alive enough to keep you alive.
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
This is embarrassing. We’re the Orcs.
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Reading about how unusable Venezuelan oil is—it’s heavy crude, and hard to refine—it looks like kidnapping Maduro was just an Epstein distraction. Either that, or the Project 2025 writers were too uneducated to know better.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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From my father, who worked in Venezuela in the 80s (my whole family lived there as well):
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I was an Amazon Vine reviewer for about six years, and a Top 500 Reviewer for one or two. I occasionally read public Vine forums to check back in. Apparently Amazon isn’t giving much to reviewers that’s not random parts, these days.
January 4, 2026 at 11:06 AM
So why do we want to invade Cuba?

Free healthcare?
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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what
A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.
Is there any modern precedent for abducting a head of state?

Plenty of examples of coups, assassinations and domestic trials, including show trials, but this is like a Crusader Kings plot.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Good morning, Democrats in Congress.

Wake up, get briefed, and then don't you DARE ever say an equivocating word that attempts to justify this.
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Starting a war with Venezuela is in Project 2025.

Hopefully it goes as well as the rest of Project 2025. Which is mostly backfiring spectacularly.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Life goals are happening! My book, DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL, a @chooseadventure.bsky.social book, is going to be in comic book stores! Maybe I can have some signings at some of them!
#books #chooseyourownadventure #kidsbooks #kidlit #middlegradebooks
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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"When literature was considered transgressive, moralists couldn’t get people to stop buying and reading dangerous books. Now that books are considered virtuous and edifying, moralists can’t persuade anyone to pick one up." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Reading Is a Vice
Being a reader means cultivating a relationship with the world that, by most standards, can seem pointless and counterproductive.
www.theatlantic.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Relatable
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I wear 15 spf sunscreen, do a little bit of Pilates matwork (with original Graatz Heavy magic circles), and eat gluten free and Pescatarian. The most radical thing I’ve done in the last ten years was giving up rice and sugar. My bloodwork is really good. Torturing yourself is not worth it.
"Over the last decade, I’ve participated in rigorous research, traveled the globe, and spoken to thousands of women, leading to an astonishing discovery: you are totally fucking fine the way you are."
It’s Never Too Late to Keep the Body You Have Right Now
Women of a Certain Age, I’ve got some big news: it’s never too late to keep the body you have right now. With my easy step-by-step SAME OLD YOU pro...
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January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM