Patricia Correll
@authorpcorrell.bsky.social
Writer of ghost stories, fantasy and daily to-do lists. She/her
This is Martin's squad, the friends he made in the afterlife.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is Martin's squad, the friends he made in the afterlife.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
This is Martin's squad, the friends he made in the afterlife.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is Martin's squad, the friends he made in the afterlife.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
You might feel sorry for Jordan, assuming she died young. But she was 78. Just punk to the end.
Patron said that she enjoyed the Boxcar Children series a kid, but never finished the whole series and wants to do so now.
I don't know how many were out when she was a kid, but currently there are 166 books in the main series, 21 'specials' (children of the 80s know), and 9 spin-off series-
I don't know how many were out when she was a kid, but currently there are 166 books in the main series, 21 'specials' (children of the 80s know), and 9 spin-off series-
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Patron said that she enjoyed the Boxcar Children series a kid, but never finished the whole series and wants to do so now.
I don't know how many were out when she was a kid, but currently there are 166 books in the main series, 21 'specials' (children of the 80s know), and 9 spin-off series-
I don't know how many were out when she was a kid, but currently there are 166 books in the main series, 21 'specials' (children of the 80s know), and 9 spin-off series-
Anyone see the adorable Studio Ghibli short with Grogu and the soot sprites?
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Anyone see the adorable Studio Ghibli short with Grogu and the soot sprites?
I have discovered overnight oats.
I don't like hot oatmeal because of the texture.
But somehow, when they're cold and squishy, it's fine.
I don't like hot oatmeal because of the texture.
But somehow, when they're cold and squishy, it's fine.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have discovered overnight oats.
I don't like hot oatmeal because of the texture.
But somehow, when they're cold and squishy, it's fine.
I don't like hot oatmeal because of the texture.
But somehow, when they're cold and squishy, it's fine.
While doing the incredibly boring and tedious task of shaving my legs, I had a breakthrough idea for the story I am writing.
Thank you, modern female beauty standards.
Thank you, modern female beauty standards.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
While doing the incredibly boring and tedious task of shaving my legs, I had a breakthrough idea for the story I am writing.
Thank you, modern female beauty standards.
Thank you, modern female beauty standards.
Unfortunately, the kitties taking out Bitcoin servers by sitting on them is untrue. Ah well 🤷♀️
Although they probably could, they just don't care enough.
Although they probably could, they just don't care enough.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Unfortunately, the kitties taking out Bitcoin servers by sitting on them is untrue. Ah well 🤷♀️
Although they probably could, they just don't care enough.
Although they probably could, they just don't care enough.
Fifth-grader has his annual nasty sinus infection.
Doctor: How is his appetite?
Breakfast was watermelon, hard-boiled egg & hot pretzel, an hour later he had a bag of popcorn and dark-chocolate banana chips, 2 hours later he had a plate of chili & spaghetti...
Me: It's normal.
Doctor: How is his appetite?
Breakfast was watermelon, hard-boiled egg & hot pretzel, an hour later he had a bag of popcorn and dark-chocolate banana chips, 2 hours later he had a plate of chili & spaghetti...
Me: It's normal.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fifth-grader has his annual nasty sinus infection.
Doctor: How is his appetite?
Breakfast was watermelon, hard-boiled egg & hot pretzel, an hour later he had a bag of popcorn and dark-chocolate banana chips, 2 hours later he had a plate of chili & spaghetti...
Me: It's normal.
Doctor: How is his appetite?
Breakfast was watermelon, hard-boiled egg & hot pretzel, an hour later he had a bag of popcorn and dark-chocolate banana chips, 2 hours later he had a plate of chili & spaghetti...
Me: It's normal.
Happy birthday, Dad! Different kind of Pepsi this year since the doctor put the fear of diabetes in me, but I'm sure you understand.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Happy birthday, Dad! Different kind of Pepsi this year since the doctor put the fear of diabetes in me, but I'm sure you understand.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Get rid of them all. Put me in charge. Everyone gets healthcare and food if they need it. Billionaires have to pay taxes. Everyone also gets a government-issued pet lizard. I don't golf or have weird sex parties so I will work way more than Trump. 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Get rid of them all. Put me in charge. Everyone gets healthcare and food if they need it. Billionaires have to pay taxes. Everyone also gets a government-issued pet lizard. I don't golf or have weird sex parties so I will work way more than Trump. 1/2
I posted on a local news site (on an article about Trump's 'stimulus') that they won't give us bread but they sure provide a circus, and promptly learned that many people do not know what the phrase means.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I posted on a local news site (on an article about Trump's 'stimulus') that they won't give us bread but they sure provide a circus, and promptly learned that many people do not know what the phrase means.
On this Sesame Street Day, let me introduce you to the most special Oscar in the whole world.
Years ago my best friend & I went to a con to meet Carroll Spinney, who played both Oscar & Big Bird. I took my ancient Oscar I had since I was a baby to show him. The pupils of his ping pong-ball-
Years ago my best friend & I went to a con to meet Carroll Spinney, who played both Oscar & Big Bird. I took my ancient Oscar I had since I was a baby to show him. The pupils of his ping pong-ball-
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On this Sesame Street Day, let me introduce you to the most special Oscar in the whole world.
Years ago my best friend & I went to a con to meet Carroll Spinney, who played both Oscar & Big Bird. I took my ancient Oscar I had since I was a baby to show him. The pupils of his ping pong-ball-
Years ago my best friend & I went to a con to meet Carroll Spinney, who played both Oscar & Big Bird. I took my ancient Oscar I had since I was a baby to show him. The pupils of his ping pong-ball-
Poor Fifth-grader inherited my screwed-up teeth and it is finally time to start doing something about it 😅
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November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Poor Fifth-grader inherited my screwed-up teeth and it is finally time to start doing something about it 😅
My stepdad must have had one of his back injections yesterday, because he is posting nonstop on Facebook today 😄
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My stepdad must have had one of his back injections yesterday, because he is posting nonstop on Facebook today 😄
Happy Sesame Street Day!
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy Sesame Street Day!
People on FB: complaining that teachers don't provide snacks for kids whose parents don't send them with a snack
Me: who survived K-12 with zero snacks, only lunch, and also no water bottle
Me: who survived K-12 with zero snacks, only lunch, and also no water bottle
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
People on FB: complaining that teachers don't provide snacks for kids whose parents don't send them with a snack
Me: who survived K-12 with zero snacks, only lunch, and also no water bottle
Me: who survived K-12 with zero snacks, only lunch, and also no water bottle
I was looking at a Bluey book we got in, and one thing I dislike about Bluey is that it gives kids unrealistic expectations. In the book, the Dad gets a new job & they have to move. The kids are upset, of course, but it all works out so that they don't move 1/
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was looking at a Bluey book we got in, and one thing I dislike about Bluey is that it gives kids unrealistic expectations. In the book, the Dad gets a new job & they have to move. The kids are upset, of course, but it all works out so that they don't move 1/
Oooh, a $2000 stimulus check.
I'll deposit it right next to the big check I got from all the money DOGE saved...oh, wait.
I'll deposit it right next to the big check I got from all the money DOGE saved...oh, wait.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oooh, a $2000 stimulus check.
I'll deposit it right next to the big check I got from all the money DOGE saved...oh, wait.
I'll deposit it right next to the big check I got from all the money DOGE saved...oh, wait.
Husband: If you were rich, would you give me money to open a pub?
Me: If I can name it.
Husband: But naming it is half the fun of owning a pub.
Me: If I can name it.
Husband: But naming it is half the fun of owning a pub.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Husband: If you were rich, would you give me money to open a pub?
Me: If I can name it.
Husband: But naming it is half the fun of owning a pub.
Me: If I can name it.
Husband: But naming it is half the fun of owning a pub.
Fifth-grader asked me to play Half-Life, a game he loves. I played NieR: Automata for his brother so I kind of have to.
So FPS gamers...what do you do if you get motion sick while playing? 😅 #fps #gamers #help
So FPS gamers...what do you do if you get motion sick while playing? 😅 #fps #gamers #help
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November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I got lucky at a claw machine and now I have a punk rock unicorn.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I got lucky at a claw machine and now I have a punk rock unicorn.
At a bowling birthday party.
One kid scored 67 and they all lost their freaking minds.
🙄
One kid scored 67 and they all lost their freaking minds.
🙄
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
At a bowling birthday party.
One kid scored 67 and they all lost their freaking minds.
🙄
One kid scored 67 and they all lost their freaking minds.
🙄
Fifth-grader: Why is Frankenstein the bad guy?
Me: He created a human being but he didn't love him or teach him anything. It's like he had a baby and abandoned it.
FG: Oh. Like Elon Musk does.
Me: He created a human being but he didn't love him or teach him anything. It's like he had a baby and abandoned it.
FG: Oh. Like Elon Musk does.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Fifth-grader: Why is Frankenstein the bad guy?
Me: He created a human being but he didn't love him or teach him anything. It's like he had a baby and abandoned it.
FG: Oh. Like Elon Musk does.
Me: He created a human being but he didn't love him or teach him anything. It's like he had a baby and abandoned it.
FG: Oh. Like Elon Musk does.
Some of the changes to del Toro's Frankenstein seemed pointless. But aging up William & making Elizabeth his fianceé made sense. Because Victor is such a complete and total asshole that no woman would go near him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Some of the changes to del Toro's Frankenstein seemed pointless. But aging up William & making Elizabeth his fianceé made sense. Because Victor is such a complete and total asshole that no woman would go near him.