Patricia Correll
@authorpcorrell.bsky.social
Writer of ghost stories, fantasy and daily to-do lists. She/her
I blocked the entire federal government pretty much, but I see posts other people comment on, and Stephen Miller posts the most stupid, ignorant, factually incorrect things, it's really remarkable. Is he actually this stupid? Blinded by hate? Trolling like a 12-year-old with bad parents? Who knows
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I blocked the entire federal government pretty much, but I see posts other people comment on, and Stephen Miller posts the most stupid, ignorant, factually incorrect things, it's really remarkable. Is he actually this stupid? Blinded by hate? Trolling like a 12-year-old with bad parents? Who knows
Cooking with the niece.
Me: Um, my chicken nuggets seem to have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Those aren't chicken nuggets. They're baked potatoes.
Me: Oh. My baked potatoes have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Yes.
Me: Okay.
Her: Okay.
Me: Um, my chicken nuggets seem to have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Those aren't chicken nuggets. They're baked potatoes.
Me: Oh. My baked potatoes have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Yes.
Me: Okay.
Her: Okay.
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cooking with the niece.
Me: Um, my chicken nuggets seem to have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Those aren't chicken nuggets. They're baked potatoes.
Me: Oh. My baked potatoes have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Yes.
Me: Okay.
Her: Okay.
Me: Um, my chicken nuggets seem to have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Those aren't chicken nuggets. They're baked potatoes.
Me: Oh. My baked potatoes have eyes. Is that normal?
Her: Yes.
Me: Okay.
Her: Okay.
Kids: What are we going to do for the rest of winter vacation?
Me, flipping through my mom's 1970s cookbooks: You guys want to set a cake on fire?
Me, flipping through my mom's 1970s cookbooks: You guys want to set a cake on fire?
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Kids: What are we going to do for the rest of winter vacation?
Me, flipping through my mom's 1970s cookbooks: You guys want to set a cake on fire?
Me, flipping through my mom's 1970s cookbooks: You guys want to set a cake on fire?
Sam's Club had LEGO Chopper on clearance for $30 off so now I am finally getting a LEGO Chopper!!! Because I feel guilty spending $100 on a toy but $70 is okay 😄
If you know what I am talking about, hello friend!
If you know what I am talking about, hello friend!
a close up of a man with a beard says hello there
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December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sam's Club had LEGO Chopper on clearance for $30 off so now I am finally getting a LEGO Chopper!!! Because I feel guilty spending $100 on a toy but $70 is okay 😄
If you know what I am talking about, hello friend!
If you know what I am talking about, hello friend!
Fifth-grader is watching Young Sheldon and they're going to a shuttle launch. But the show is set in the 80s and I'm like uh, which shuttle exactly? 😬
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fifth-grader is watching Young Sheldon and they're going to a shuttle launch. But the show is set in the 80s and I'm like uh, which shuttle exactly? 😬
Since my sons wouldn't watch K-Pop Demon Hunters, I finally found someone else who would do it. Having a kid niece rocks 😄
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Since my sons wouldn't watch K-Pop Demon Hunters, I finally found someone else who would do it. Having a kid niece rocks 😄
Last year, Fifth-grader got a Ford F-159 snap-together model and took it out for a photoshoot. This year he got a Jeep Gladiator.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Last year, Fifth-grader got a Ford F-159 snap-together model and took it out for a photoshoot. This year he got a Jeep Gladiator.
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My wife has stage 4 metastatic cancer and is undergoing radiation and chemotherapy. You can support her via her GoFundMe page at gofundme.com/f/help-debbi... or by purchasing one of my thrillers or murder mysteries at tinyurl.com/24nucxb9. Your support is greatly appreciated. Thank you!
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My wife has stage 4 metastatic cancer and is undergoing radiation and chemotherapy. You can support her via her GoFundMe page at gofundme.com/f/help-debbi... or by purchasing one of my thrillers or murder mysteries at tinyurl.com/24nucxb9. Your support is greatly appreciated. Thank you!
There is a big mall the kids like to stop at but this is dangerous now because it has a LEGO store and I have Christmas money. 😬
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December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There is a big mall the kids like to stop at but this is dangerous now because it has a LEGO store and I have Christmas money. 😬
I requested this game solely because I find the soundtrack to be such a vibe.
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I requested this game solely because I find the soundtrack to be such a vibe.
I have been 'catching Pokémon' with my 3-year-old niece for almost an hour. We're really good at this. We catch everything we go after. We'll be Pokémon masters in no time.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I have been 'catching Pokémon' with my 3-year-old niece for almost an hour. We're really good at this. We catch everything we go after. We'll be Pokémon masters in no time.
Appropriately enough for this day, I petted a donkey.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Appropriately enough for this day, I petted a donkey.
You know that meme 'My husband brings home six figures a month' but it turns out it's Warhammer figures?
That still means he's rich!
That still means he's rich!
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know that meme 'My husband brings home six figures a month' but it turns out it's Warhammer figures?
That still means he's rich!
That still means he's rich!
Loading stuff up for the next house. We got our nephew a baby DJ turntable set and there must already be batteries in it because I accidentally poked the package and it started singing in Spanish 😄
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Loading stuff up for the next house. We got our nephew a baby DJ turntable set and there must already be batteries in it because I accidentally poked the package and it started singing in Spanish 😄
@thejasonoffutt.bsky.social , look what I got for Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@thejasonoffutt.bsky.social , look what I got for Christmas!
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
Is it bad that I would probably eat this?
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is it bad that I would probably eat this?
Slightly lopsided gingerbread cake with cranberry buttercream frosting.
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Slightly lopsided gingerbread cake with cranberry buttercream frosting.
I worked every single Christmas Eve for probably 15 years (I don't even remember, it was that long). To all the retail employees who are working today, I appreciate you, and don't let the bastards grind you down.
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I worked every single Christmas Eve for probably 15 years (I don't even remember, it was that long). To all the retail employees who are working today, I appreciate you, and don't let the bastards grind you down.
I got to meet my best friend's new kitten and LOOK HOW PRECIOUS HE IS ❤️❤️❤️
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I got to meet my best friend's new kitten and LOOK HOW PRECIOUS HE IS ❤️❤️❤️
Today I saw animals and got Cincinnati chili. Perfect day.
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I saw animals and got Cincinnati chili. Perfect day.
Today I saw animals and got Cincinnati chili. Perfect day.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today I saw animals and got Cincinnati chili. Perfect day.
I FINALLY got me some Skyline so if you're going to be a HATER about Cincinnati chili then you can just GET LOST 😋
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I FINALLY got me some Skyline so if you're going to be a HATER about Cincinnati chili then you can just GET LOST 😋
Hope you like cars (Fifth-grader was pretty tickled that Captain Slow is prominently featured in the Corvette Museum's pop culture display #TopGear #thegrandtour
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hope you like cars (Fifth-grader was pretty tickled that Captain Slow is prominently featured in the Corvette Museum's pop culture display #TopGear #thegrandtour