Linus Closs
@linuscloss.bsky.social
Special effects artist and occasional actor, he/him, IATSE 873 union thug, abolish police and prisons
abolitionism gaining serious traction would invariably lead to this, a bunch of unserious people desperately trying to stuff a policy of retributive violence into the model and acting like it’s a catastrophic oversight
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
abolitionism gaining serious traction would invariably lead to this, a bunch of unserious people desperately trying to stuff a policy of retributive violence into the model and acting like it’s a catastrophic oversight
the damage that Rich Dad, Poor Dad did to the last of the middle class is about to come due
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the damage that Rich Dad, Poor Dad did to the last of the middle class is about to come due
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"if you give us a photo of your driver's license, you can jerk off to our LLM" is somehow their best idea so far on how to monetize
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"if you give us a photo of your driver's license, you can jerk off to our LLM" is somehow their best idea so far on how to monetize
you either die a woke leftist or you live long enough to say something completely insane about sex work
October 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
you either die a woke leftist or you live long enough to say something completely insane about sex work
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
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I never celebrate a persons death, I hate celebrating.
September 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I never celebrate a persons death, I hate celebrating.
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I really don’t think the media is gonna correctly talk about CTE making people violent. I always remember the Chris Benoit stuff was like “I think he had roid rage” and today they are framing it like “NFL Player blames NFL for CTE” I mean, I think he got the CTE in the NFL.
July 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I really don’t think the media is gonna correctly talk about CTE making people violent. I always remember the Chris Benoit stuff was like “I think he had roid rage” and today they are framing it like “NFL Player blames NFL for CTE” I mean, I think he got the CTE in the NFL.
Timothy Treadwell would have been at Jan 6 if the bear hadn’t gotten him
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Timothy Treadwell would have been at Jan 6 if the bear hadn’t gotten him
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I don't know how you'd measure something like this, but I strongly believe the Liberal Party of Canada to be the luckiest political party of all time. Party of Kramers. Do nothing. Succeed for no reason. Fall ass backwards into votes.
April 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't know how you'd measure something like this, but I strongly believe the Liberal Party of Canada to be the luckiest political party of all time. Party of Kramers. Do nothing. Succeed for no reason. Fall ass backwards into votes.
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I'll miss David Lynch a lot
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'll miss David Lynch a lot
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What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
January 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
The best YouTube short genre that come up on my feed lately is “a middle aged bearded guy with the most clockable autism you ever saw pitching a novel woodworking tool”
January 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The best YouTube short genre that come up on my feed lately is “a middle aged bearded guy with the most clockable autism you ever saw pitching a novel woodworking tool”
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the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
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the jackass crew making ehren drive the Sorcerer truck over the bridge and throwing firecrackers at him
December 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
the jackass crew making ehren drive the Sorcerer truck over the bridge and throwing firecrackers at him
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Sometimes it feels like we live in the movie idiocracy starring Luke Wilson and Dax Shepard
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes it feels like we live in the movie idiocracy starring Luke Wilson and Dax Shepard
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That’s sad, judging someone without knowing them or their situation and letting them die is some pretty fucked up stuff.
“A lot of people are judging him, not knowing him at all,” he said. “And it’s not right. That’s not him. It’s just a sad thing of what has happened and even more sad of what people have tried to turn him into.”
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UnitedHealthcare C.E.O. Laid to Rest as Family Mourns Privately
Brian Thompson was remembered in his Minnesota hometown as a devoted father to his two sons.
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December 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
That’s sad, judging someone without knowing them or their situation and letting them die is some pretty fucked up stuff.
Luigi walking into Rikers like
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Luigi walking into Rikers like
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bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM
bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.