Lindz
@lindz.bsky.social
Screaming into the void. Gen AI hater.
“Heels, nails, blade, mascara
Fit check for my napalm era.” She/Her.
“Heels, nails, blade, mascara
Fit check for my napalm era.” She/Her.
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A small thing but for anyone with small children trying to explain what’s going on I would highly recommend the book “Noodlephant.” A fantastic parable about the power of community defense and mutual aid to combat fascism and racism, and the inherent violence of policing
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
A small thing but for anyone with small children trying to explain what’s going on I would highly recommend the book “Noodlephant.” A fantastic parable about the power of community defense and mutual aid to combat fascism and racism, and the inherent violence of policing
Look, if they ban whistles, I require whistle speakeasies. Or at least a secret handshake or signal to indicate the type of whistles you’re offering.
Also, great opportunity to develop 3d objects that are actually whistles but look like other things.
Also, great opportunity to develop 3d objects that are actually whistles but look like other things.
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Look, if they ban whistles, I require whistle speakeasies. Or at least a secret handshake or signal to indicate the type of whistles you’re offering.
Also, great opportunity to develop 3d objects that are actually whistles but look like other things.
Also, great opportunity to develop 3d objects that are actually whistles but look like other things.
These days I’m definitely: I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 AM
These days I’m definitely: I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
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I personally don't tell people who have been fighting their hearts out daily for weeks not to celebrate wins of any size. I certainly don't do that when I've been nowhere near the place where the fight has been happening and have done little more than make some donations from miles away.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I personally don't tell people who have been fighting their hearts out daily for weeks not to celebrate wins of any size. I certainly don't do that when I've been nowhere near the place where the fight has been happening and have done little more than make some donations from miles away.
Streaming service: We got this new Sports Romance show
Me: Nah, I’m not really into Sports Romance stories
Streaming Service: …it involves ice skates
Me: Clear my schedule!!
(I blame the Mighty Ducks movies for coming out during my formative years)
Me: Nah, I’m not really into Sports Romance stories
Streaming Service: …it involves ice skates
Me: Clear my schedule!!
(I blame the Mighty Ducks movies for coming out during my formative years)
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Streaming service: We got this new Sports Romance show
Me: Nah, I’m not really into Sports Romance stories
Streaming Service: …it involves ice skates
Me: Clear my schedule!!
(I blame the Mighty Ducks movies for coming out during my formative years)
Me: Nah, I’m not really into Sports Romance stories
Streaming Service: …it involves ice skates
Me: Clear my schedule!!
(I blame the Mighty Ducks movies for coming out during my formative years)
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Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.
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Uhhh, did this ALL THE TIME growing up in a rural area. In fact, it was one of a few activities that was available to teens in my area (the others being bowling and skating).
I’m so tired of out of touch tech ceos. Just in every facet of life tbh.
I’m so tired of out of touch tech ceos. Just in every facet of life tbh.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Uhhh, did this ALL THE TIME growing up in a rural area. In fact, it was one of a few activities that was available to teens in my area (the others being bowling and skating).
I’m so tired of out of touch tech ceos. Just in every facet of life tbh.
I’m so tired of out of touch tech ceos. Just in every facet of life tbh.
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This is why they could never make me hate you, Emily Henry.
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This is why they could never make me hate you, Emily Henry.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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My latest essay for @uncannymagazine.bsky.social is live!!
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
These Stories Teach Us How to Fight - Uncanny Magazine
Chicago, October 2025. I need you to know we tried. I bought whistles and saline eyewash for my friends, students. The theatre bought 150 whistles. They were gone in days. A neighbor 3D-printed hundre...
www.uncannymagazine.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
My latest essay for @uncannymagazine.bsky.social is live!!
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
My editor: "I've never published a more important essay." 🥹
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#Phoenix get your “How to Report ICE” zines with the local hotline number and stay safe out there.
drive.google.com/file/d/1ofWS...
drive.google.com/file/d/1ofWS...
January 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
#Phoenix get your “How to Report ICE” zines with the local hotline number and stay safe out there.
drive.google.com/file/d/1ofWS...
drive.google.com/file/d/1ofWS...
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Continue my collection of library cards (up to 7!) and create more historical garments. I have a pile of linen and am deep in the rabbit hole of historical undergarments 💖
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Continue my collection of library cards (up to 7!) and create more historical garments. I have a pile of linen and am deep in the rabbit hole of historical undergarments 💖
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An underrated story is my husband and I were in LA, and I wanted to introduce him to Moroccan food. Unbeknownst to us, the small restaurant we went to was co owned by Ryan Gosling. That night he was there with his family. It was just them and our table. The night was lovely and the food wonderful 💖
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
An underrated story is my husband and I were in LA, and I wanted to introduce him to Moroccan food. Unbeknownst to us, the small restaurant we went to was co owned by Ryan Gosling. That night he was there with his family. It was just them and our table. The night was lovely and the food wonderful 💖
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“If you want him, come and fucking claim him!”
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“If you want him, come and fucking claim him!”
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
Stupid Canadian wolf bird!
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Stupid Canadian wolf bird!
Inside me there are two wolves
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Inside me there are two wolves
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So I am going to say something about romance as a genre.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So I am going to say something about romance as a genre.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...