Lily Baker
@lilybaker.bsky.social
Lesbian, Actor, London-based
Repped by DNA Management
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Repped by DNA Management
https://spotlight.com/6059-4500-1687
https://instagram.com/lily.baker.actor
https://ko-fi.com/lilybaker
she/her
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Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
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as performance art, this is infinitely better than anything you could generate with AI
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 AM
as performance art, this is infinitely better than anything you could generate with AI
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
this pot has killed 9 people im p sure (they all deserved it)
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
this pot has killed 9 people im p sure (they all deserved it)
ive been watching this really cool, old isekai recently, the twist is it's british? and live action? yeah, it's called "life on mars"?
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
ive been watching this really cool, old isekai recently, the twist is it's british? and live action? yeah, it's called "life on mars"?
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Many people are saying they are delighted to see me on screen talking pottery again, maybe it is time to give Rose her own tv show many are saying
Did a really fun video with the V&A at their cool storehouse location! WAs such a delight to get to see some of really cool objects up close and chat about art ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Js3LV1KZ7M
Rose Schmits Breaks Down Five Iconic (& Bizarre) V&A Ceramics 🏺👀 Unexpected Item
YouTube video by V&A Up Next
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January 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Many people are saying they are delighted to see me on screen talking pottery again, maybe it is time to give Rose her own tv show many are saying
Seeing my gf for the first time since before Christmas and she's been showing me the minecraft castle she built in that time - it's been 15 minutes and there's still more
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Seeing my gf for the first time since before Christmas and she's been showing me the minecraft castle she built in that time - it's been 15 minutes and there's still more
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Thinking about when I played Secret Hitler with a friend whose strategy was to say "I'm Hitler" a lot regardless of evidence - we all ended up voting for him bc, well, there's no way he could actually be Hitler right?
We unanimously voted in Hitler and lost the game
We unanimously voted in Hitler and lost the game
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Thinking about when I played Secret Hitler with a friend whose strategy was to say "I'm Hitler" a lot regardless of evidence - we all ended up voting for him bc, well, there's no way he could actually be Hitler right?
We unanimously voted in Hitler and lost the game
We unanimously voted in Hitler and lost the game
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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BREAKING: PM Keir Starmer responds to U.S. acts of war in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 AM
BREAKING: PM Keir Starmer responds to U.S. acts of war in Venezuela
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I mean, ideally don't start unprompted wars of aggression at all but clearly that's asking too much
3 days? Like, at least wait til everyone's properly recovered from their NYE hangovers, it's just rude at this point
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I mean, ideally don't start unprompted wars of aggression at all but clearly that's asking too much
you know, I think 2026 is gonna be a great y- oh uhhh maybe 2027, actually
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
you know, I think 2026 is gonna be a great y- oh uhhh maybe 2027, actually
showed my family pluribus and my mum thought carol and helen were "just friends" AHHHHHHHHHH
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
showed my family pluribus and my mum thought carol and helen were "just friends" AHHHHHHHHHH
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gf called me "dilf bait" so now im looking into faking my own death, ama
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
gf called me "dilf bait" so now im looking into faking my own death, ama
8 year old sat in the corner, a cloth in their hand, a faraway look in their eye: "War? What do you know of war? You have not seen the treachery in the soul of man. You have not felt what it means to pull the trigger." They turn their head away from you and continue polishing their Nerf gun
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
8 year old sat in the corner, a cloth in their hand, a faraway look in their eye: "War? What do you know of war? You have not seen the treachery in the soul of man. You have not felt what it means to pull the trigger." They turn their head away from you and continue polishing their Nerf gun
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Basically there was "proper time" where a year lasted a year, roughly 1978-1998; "grown-up time", the five years that were 1999-2012; 2016, which lasted from 2013 to March 8 2020; Lockdown, which was a year again; and then The Eternal Now of May 2021 onward, which lasted a second and a millennium.
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Basically there was "proper time" where a year lasted a year, roughly 1978-1998; "grown-up time", the five years that were 1999-2012; 2016, which lasted from 2013 to March 8 2020; Lockdown, which was a year again; and then The Eternal Now of May 2021 onward, which lasted a second and a millennium.
They've replaced the free water fountain at Euston with a new one......... that charges you to use it
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They've replaced the free water fountain at Euston with a new one......... that charges you to use it
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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chat is Charizard a bottom
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
chat is Charizard a bottom
Having to seriously reconsider my relationship after finding out my girlfriend hates Charizard
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Having to seriously reconsider my relationship after finding out my girlfriend hates Charizard
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tried to do a Bluesky Wrapped and it said "you post too much" and told me to "log off"??
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
tried to do a Bluesky Wrapped and it said "you post too much" and told me to "log off"??