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Lily Baker
@lilybaker.bsky.social
I can tell I was tired last night bc when messaging my girlfriend goodnight, it took me 3 tries to get "tty tomoroew" at which point I gave up and left it
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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On my third glass of Limestone Slurry
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
my "chill drinks with friends at 7" plans have somehow transmuted into "east london pub crawl starting at 2"
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"oh yeah, i met her hobby dogging and she gave me her handy" - Germans, apparently
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
guy walking through the park with a big speaker blasting ambient synth
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
forgot headphones, day ruined
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*hearing any song off rumours that isn't the chain* wait, this is on rumours too??????
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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my name is ozymandias, king of kings: click like to look on, click subscribe to despair
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The want to go to bed vs the need to shower
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
tell me it's the worst excesses of capitalism all you like, i just really love an individually wrapped teabag
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
you can't advertise smth by saying i can check my emails there. no. let me be free.
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
say what you like about me, but you can't ever fault my logic (i don't use any)
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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the future anarchists want
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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He was so real for this
November 2, 2024 at 11:01 AM
love letters to the genre are so passé i need hate letters to the genre, show me pure unadulterated contempt for the medium
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
local woman discovers secret to happiness: eating entire bodyweight in cheese each day

scientists claim "we already knew this, come on"
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The spines on this go so hard holy shit
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
See ya later alligator

In a bit piece of shit
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the "why don't I know more of their songs?" to "Oh." pipeline
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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I’ve also heard from multiple acting agents that private equity buyouts make their job unpleasant. The agency bloats into a blob of sports, digital, presenting, & talent to maximise ROI for the investors. Clear mission gets lost. New bosses don’t know anything about acting, just line go up
acting industry friends know if they buy me a couple drinks I’ll start ranting about how many acting agencies are up to their eyeballs in private equity and won’t survive the coming recession. If they bet the farm on AI too it’d be another good reason to steer clear, IMO
October 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM