Boater Witch Poppy
@boaterwitch.bsky.social
Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Pinned
What happens when a *POST-OP* trans woman takes the cumstack is the experiment, this is why peer review is so useful
Friends, I am embarking on an experiment: the experiment is "What happens when a trans woman takes the cumstack?"
If anyone other post-vaginoplasty folks fancy doing this and recording their results it sure would be cool to have a sample size of >1, DM me if you do, I'll figure out a way to standardise our data
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Looking at the Lorwyn spoilers and regrettably we may be back
January 7, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Looking at the Lorwyn spoilers and regrettably we may be back
Happy "too cold for my lithium batteries to charge" day for all who commiserate
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Happy "too cold for my lithium batteries to charge" day for all who commiserate
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I appreciate Zack Polanski being a poster, I appreciate him reposting shit about how fucked up the world is at midnight on a Saturday, he's just like me fr
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I appreciate Zack Polanski being a poster, I appreciate him reposting shit about how fucked up the world is at midnight on a Saturday, he's just like me fr
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during the winter, the bimbo dons a darker coat that preserves heat while huddling in her burrow.. as the first warmth of spring comes, she'll slowly turn pink as her skirts grow shorter and shorter
the cycle of nature
the cycle of nature
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
during the winter, the bimbo dons a darker coat that preserves heat while huddling in her burrow.. as the first warmth of spring comes, she'll slowly turn pink as her skirts grow shorter and shorter
the cycle of nature
the cycle of nature
Getting someone off using a remote control vibe is just a skinner box - you're just pressing buttons until you receive seed
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Getting someone off using a remote control vibe is just a skinner box - you're just pressing buttons until you receive seed
Embarassing new year's resolution: no more smoking or vaping (even at parties)
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Embarassing new year's resolution: no more smoking or vaping (even at parties)
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[lf smol beans were allowed to be nonbinary in 1956]:
erm *touches shoulder* could you not play jazz i have autism and its overstimulating 🫣
erm *touches shoulder* could you not play jazz i have autism and its overstimulating 🫣
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
[lf smol beans were allowed to be nonbinary in 1956]:
erm *touches shoulder* could you not play jazz i have autism and its overstimulating 🫣
erm *touches shoulder* could you not play jazz i have autism and its overstimulating 🫣
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the Supreme Thursday Injection Gang is pleased to ring in the new year with a flawless right leg injection. always good to start off on the right foot.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
the Supreme Thursday Injection Gang is pleased to ring in the new year with a flawless right leg injection. always good to start off on the right foot.
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
Sorry I'm late, I thought about getting creampied and couldn't do anything for 10 minutes while I calmed down
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sorry I'm late, I thought about getting creampied and couldn't do anything for 10 minutes while I calmed down
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Got a dealer seat tsumo haneman and then all my opponents dc'd
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Got a dealer seat tsumo haneman and then all my opponents dc'd
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actually never felt like a hotter transsexual than getting disappeared off the weenie hut jr ass shitlib hugbox silicon valley accelerationist pervert website
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
actually never felt like a hotter transsexual than getting disappeared off the weenie hut jr ass shitlib hugbox silicon valley accelerationist pervert website
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![Comic. [Top panel: Long-necked dinosaur with red X over it.] [Bottom panel: two smaller dinosaurs the same shape except their neck isn’t long, while in the background there’s an extremely long neck criss-crossing the frame like a snake. Green check mark in center.] [caption] Thanks to modern paleontological reconstructions, we now know that most sauropods had short necks, and all those extra vertebrae belonged to the sauropod colony’s queen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigjcepbb3hjlvpjzmj6msuydmem6gdakkl5svr4kh4q7qi3c4m2fu@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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When my UK friends post good
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When my UK friends post good
The World/Zosia struggling with We/I pronouns is so real ngl
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The World/Zosia struggling with We/I pronouns is so real ngl
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Awake at 3am and so tired I have a headache, but I thought about what my life would be like if I was a trans woman in caveman times and got sad
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Awake at 3am and so tired I have a headache, but I thought about what my life would be like if I was a trans woman in caveman times and got sad