Boater Witch Poppy
@boaterwitch.bsky.social
Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Pinned
What happens when a *POST-OP* trans woman takes the cumstack is the experiment, this is why peer review is so useful
Friends, I am embarking on an experiment: the experiment is "What happens when a trans woman takes the cumstack?"
If anyone other post-vaginoplasty folks fancy doing this and recording their results it sure would be cool to have a sample size of >1, DM me if you do, I'll figure out a way to standardise our data
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The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.
Fuck, in all the transphobic shit Labour have been doing, I forgot they're also SWERFs
Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fuck, in all the transphobic shit Labour have been doing, I forgot they're also SWERFs
You gotta hand it to them, they really are motivated to claim the "most unpopular government in history" record
you actually cannot fathom the daily psychic damage living in this dogshit joke of a country is inflicting on me
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You gotta hand it to them, they really are motivated to claim the "most unpopular government in history" record
It's funny the discrepancy in reaction between trans people hearing the joke "trans women are the women of women" vs cis people, raucous laughter vs polite chuckles
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's funny the discrepancy in reaction between trans people hearing the joke "trans women are the women of women" vs cis people, raucous laughter vs polite chuckles
"The digital age had a resurgence of cruel and unusual torture devices, which seemed to be largely focused on the sexual organs - we're unsure what crimes led to their use, but it seems that priestesses (trans women) were often punished by being locked in chastity, perhaps signaling infidelity"
imagine an archaelogist finding this in 1000 years
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"The digital age had a resurgence of cruel and unusual torture devices, which seemed to be largely focused on the sexual organs - we're unsure what crimes led to their use, but it seems that priestesses (trans women) were often punished by being locked in chastity, perhaps signaling infidelity"
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If I get stabbed to death and my family decides to use that as an opportunity to campaign against 'being too online' instead of against 'stabbing trans people' I preemptively encourage anyone who finds out about that to call my family a bunch of fuckwitted asses who only care about clout.
Do you not think it's bizarre to have strangers on the internet decide they know better than Brianna's own loved ones on what is or isn't insulting to her memory?
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If I get stabbed to death and my family decides to use that as an opportunity to campaign against 'being too online' instead of against 'stabbing trans people' I preemptively encourage anyone who finds out about that to call my family a bunch of fuckwitted asses who only care about clout.
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“i didn’t vote for this.“
yes you did.
yes you did.
May 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“i didn’t vote for this.“
yes you did.
yes you did.
We already have a solution from the last time smth like this happened and it's called Reichenbach Falls
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
We already have a solution from the last time smth like this happened and it's called Reichenbach Falls
I am (finally) getting back to continuing my cumstack experiment and good gods, I forgot what pygeum can do to an mf
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I am (finally) getting back to continuing my cumstack experiment and good gods, I forgot what pygeum can do to an mf
Mahjong is a fun game, I wish they'd add more hands than all sinoles into the game though?
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Mahjong is a fun game, I wish they'd add more hands than all sinoles into the game though?
Boating is crazy, you'll be on a night out and be like "damn, flushing toilets kinda rad"
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Boating is crazy, you'll be on a night out and be like "damn, flushing toilets kinda rad"
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
It's so annoying watching Labour very clearly listen to the Democrats about how to win elections, like listening to the most insufferable guy at the party talk about how to make people like you
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's so annoying watching Labour very clearly listen to the Democrats about how to win elections, like listening to the most insufferable guy at the party talk about how to make people like you
Can't believe two of my partners have vetoed my plan to sell my underwear online so I can buy more underwear, they don't understand my entrepeneurial spirit
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Can't believe two of my partners have vetoed my plan to sell my underwear online so I can buy more underwear, they don't understand my entrepeneurial spirit
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>walk into my room, find my wife in bed with someone else
>wtf
>it's her other wife
>we're polyamorous
>i love them both so much
>why are they in *my* room tho lmao
>wtf
>it's her other wife
>we're polyamorous
>i love them both so much
>why are they in *my* room tho lmao
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
>walk into my room, find my wife in bed with someone else
>wtf
>it's her other wife
>we're polyamorous
>i love them both so much
>why are they in *my* room tho lmao
>wtf
>it's her other wife
>we're polyamorous
>i love them both so much
>why are they in *my* room tho lmao
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doing my mandatory hazing prevention training and they're telling me that if i join a club they might assign me a "big sister" who will force me to get drunk and subject me to verbal abuse, "sexual simulations" and, , bbranding? uh, yeah thats, haha yeah sounds like a real bad time,,
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
doing my mandatory hazing prevention training and they're telling me that if i join a club they might assign me a "big sister" who will force me to get drunk and subject me to verbal abuse, "sexual simulations" and, , bbranding? uh, yeah thats, haha yeah sounds like a real bad time,,
Thinking once more about how much I'd love to do roller derby but can't bc I can't risk injuring my face
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Thinking once more about how much I'd love to do roller derby but can't bc I can't risk injuring my face
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Friend: what if one day your wife wanted to kill you, ...?
Me: then I would die.
Friend: I applaud the loyalty but ...
Me: it's not loyalty, you are underestimating my wife. There is no way I could stop her if she wanted to kill me. She is very killy.
Me: then I would die.
Friend: I applaud the loyalty but ...
Me: it's not loyalty, you are underestimating my wife. There is no way I could stop her if she wanted to kill me. She is very killy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Friend: what if one day your wife wanted to kill you, ...?
Me: then I would die.
Friend: I applaud the loyalty but ...
Me: it's not loyalty, you are underestimating my wife. There is no way I could stop her if she wanted to kill me. She is very killy.
Me: then I would die.
Friend: I applaud the loyalty but ...
Me: it's not loyalty, you are underestimating my wife. There is no way I could stop her if she wanted to kill me. She is very killy.
Gut who thinks he diesn't need to wash his hands because he's on antibiotics
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gut who thinks he diesn't need to wash his hands because he's on antibiotics
Playing chicken (seeing if my laptop can update before tge battery runs out)
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Playing chicken (seeing if my laptop can update before tge battery runs out)
Bought a portable power station that fits in my rucksack and I'm omw to the library to charge it, I'm so ready to finally play video games in the winter lmao
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bought a portable power station that fits in my rucksack and I'm omw to the library to charge it, I'm so ready to finally play video games in the winter lmao
Have decided I want to learn to control all my pelvic floor muscles individually bc that seems like a fun thing to be able to do
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Have decided I want to learn to control all my pelvic floor muscles individually bc that seems like a fun thing to be able to do
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Crazy thought came into my head thinking about shipping tonnes of molten halfway across the world in order to sell solar energy away from where it's harvested
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Crazy thought came into my head thinking about shipping tonnes of molten halfway across the world in order to sell solar energy away from where it's harvested
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For the attention of literally half my followers:
hey y'all! my questionnaire on player experience in historical videogames is now LIVE! if you play videogames about the past, we want to hear from you! edu.nl/7w3yn
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
For the attention of literally half my followers: