Boater Witch Poppy
@boaterwitch.bsky.social
Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Did you know that after listening to this tape, you can't say "Please somebody, let me touch myself again"? You can't say that, but you *can* say "you can't say "please sokebody let me touch myself again"" but you *especially* can't say "please pick me up, throw me over a counter and rail me withi-
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Did you know that after listening to this tape, you can't say "Please somebody, let me touch myself again"? You can't say that, but you *can* say "you can't say "please sokebody let me touch myself again"" but you *especially* can't say "please pick me up, throw me over a counter and rail me withi-
He's begging for the moustache to be drawn on every picture of him
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
He's begging for the moustache to be drawn on every picture of him
He's begging for the moustache to be drawn kn every picture of him
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
He's begging for the moustache to be drawn kn every picture of him
Ngl, the shit they've been doing is pretty bad, but also if you listen to what they're saying it's pretty clear they're just sorta bored with nothing to do?
September 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ngl, the shit they've been doing is pretty bad, but also if you listen to what they're saying it's pretty clear they're just sorta bored with nothing to do?
I see we're manufacturing consent for ASBOs again
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I see we're manufacturing consent for ASBOs again
Switching to SubQ injections is difficult for exactly one reason: I have to choose a cute colour for my needles and that's really hard
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Switching to SubQ injections is difficult for exactly one reason: I have to choose a cute colour for my needles and that's really hard
Balatro is not a roguelike it's an arcade/score attack game with difficulty unlocks
August 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Balatro is not a roguelike it's an arcade/score attack game with difficulty unlocks
This bit. This is the bit I'm especially ignoring.
![Alice Crowley arrives on a camel. The following panels involve her showing her vagina to Barbara and Sophie (you can't see it) and then riding off.
The dialogue reads:
Alice: Yes?
Barbara: Uh, excuse us lady, but we're sort of lost out here. We wondered if you could maybe...
Sophie: Barbara, wait. That's not a woman. It looks more like a guy, or... Oh Jeez. A-Are you Aleister Crowley?
A: Why, whatever do you girls mean? When I'm like this, you can call me Alice. You see, I'm riding route thirteen, Gimel, The High Priestess, up to the crown.
Here, Magicians become magic itself. The penetrator becomes the penetrated.
Male becomes Female.
S: "Gimel." That's the path from Tiphereth to Kether. Doesn't it mean Camel, in Hebrew?
B: Wait a minute... So this High Priestess path you're on, you have to travel it in drag?
A: Goodness, no, I'm every bit the woman you are, dear.
[Panel shows her hitching up her skirt and spreading her legs while B&S stare in shock]
A (cont): Look... You see? that pretty little "V" with a cleft? Just like yours. Do you know, I've heard some men... The awful, vulgar creatures... refer to it as "The Camel's Hoof"?
B: Uhh...
A: Anyway, I can't stand here gossiping with you all night. I've an appointment with the crown of creation, and... Oh, I say! Isn't that interesting? Just there, in the sand behind me.
See! Five footprints of a camel... V. V. V. V. V.
Toodle-pip, dearies.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xq4ownhhqpww7v7qdzrg23bd/bafkreibj5dk5he3xm7fick6jhjfadcgdgj6vf55gm5lyag4juudnre32le@jpeg)
August 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This bit. This is the bit I'm especially ignoring.
Thinking about this and how so many trans women know are into magic
August 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thinking about this and how so many trans women know are into magic
Lmao, it actually did, this country is a fucking joke
August 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lmao, it actually did, this country is a fucking joke
The new guidance in england got me walking around like, yeah, I'm
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The new guidance in england got me walking around like, yeah, I'm
Oh my gods I'm so hype for this card from the new magic set, finally a way to deal with lands decks
July 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Oh my gods I'm so hype for this card from the new magic set, finally a way to deal with lands decks
I LIVE IN A BIG METAL TUBE, I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE
June 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I LIVE IN A BIG METAL TUBE, I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE
![Three panel Adam Driver meme:
1) He points at the camera with an angry/sad expression on his face, the caption reads "Every day I wake up in England"
2) He bashes his fist against a wall
3) He holds his hands up to his face, the caption reads "[crying]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xq4ownhhqpww7v7qdzrg23bd/bafkreif7hqu4gqcuamlk3en5yc53crzpcgr3rdmryntojmpgm5badg3fxe@jpeg)
Okay, actually there is one more purchase I urgently need to make before I worry about staying out of my overdraft again:
June 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Okay, actually there is one more purchase I urgently need to make before I worry about staying out of my overdraft again:
Hard to get a picture but I gave it a try
May 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hard to get a picture but I gave it a try
Saw this a few days back and thought about how good it'd look covered in red paint
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Saw this a few days back and thought about how good it'd look covered in red paint
Feel like Iain is starting to realise it's a bad idea already
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Feel like Iain is starting to realise it's a bad idea already
A healthy flock requires carnivores - Howell Sheepsjacket for the spectator
May 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A healthy flock requires carnivores - Howell Sheepsjacket for the spectator