Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe
@shahbanu.kawaii.social
she/her autocaïssaphile
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Okay, new pinned post: a thread of my best OTB chess games!
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Lex continues to be the worst gay app on the fucking planet and it takes a LOT to be worse than Her
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Lex continues to be the worst gay app on the fucking planet and it takes a LOT to be worse than Her
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sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
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Reskeeting my spiritual bangers to get them the two likes they deserve
August 30, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Reskeeting my spiritual bangers to get them the two likes they deserve
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Not at all, you're just a normal guy, everything is fine. Do not put on the cat ears. Do not try pronouns. Do not under any circumstance wonder why you're following so many trans women on here.
trans.
If you are a bisexual man that happens never to fall for any man but you "just" feel that "heterosexual" just doesn't fit you at all
don't worry, it's all good no need to look into it it's 100% normal :)
If you are a bisexual man that happens never to fall for any man but you "just" feel that "heterosexual" just doesn't fit you at all
don't worry, it's all good no need to look into it it's 100% normal :)
Si vous êtes un homme bisexuel qui de façon complètement accidentelle ne tombe jamais amoureux d'aucun homme et trouve "juste" que "hétérosexuel" ne décrit pas bien sa situation...
... continuez ^^ ne vous inquiétez pas et ne vous posez pas de questions. C'est normal :)
... continuez ^^ ne vous inquiétez pas et ne vous posez pas de questions. C'est normal :)
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Not at all, you're just a normal guy, everything is fine. Do not put on the cat ears. Do not try pronouns. Do not under any circumstance wonder why you're following so many trans women on here.
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the opposite of a day collar is a fishing hook cap btw
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the opposite of a day collar is a fishing hook cap btw
"It Has To Be Heinz" No More - Millennials Say It Hass To Have Avocado
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"It Has To Be Heinz" No More - Millennials Say It Hass To Have Avocado
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I love it when the Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopezzily
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love it when the Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopez Ruy Lopezzily
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Me: idk man I really think talking about transitioning in a matter-of-fact way and deconstructing the esotericism of it would be huge in helping people who are struggling with taking the next step
Shrimp Bill Clinton with a sax: oOoOoOOo yeAaa i love eating plankton and sexually harassing women
Shrimp Bill Clinton with a sax: oOoOoOOo yeAaa i love eating plankton and sexually harassing women
March 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me: idk man I really think talking about transitioning in a matter-of-fact way and deconstructing the esotericism of it would be huge in helping people who are struggling with taking the next step
Shrimp Bill Clinton with a sax: oOoOoOOo yeAaa i love eating plankton and sexually harassing women
Shrimp Bill Clinton with a sax: oOoOoOOo yeAaa i love eating plankton and sexually harassing women
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all they had to do was kick back and sell communion wine and Veggie Tales and like a Bible or two, and evidently "two" was a stretch goal
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
all they had to do was kick back and sell communion wine and Veggie Tales and like a Bible or two, and evidently "two" was a stretch goal
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❌ fact checked by real theses-nailers: these hoes can't read. like how tf we run lifeway out of business
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
❌ fact checked by real theses-nailers: these hoes can't read. like how tf we run lifeway out of business
#snackscult sucking down a green Twinx bar
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
#snackscult sucking down a green Twinx bar
(no!)
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
(no!)
computers aren't magic, but there are ELFs 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
computers aren't magic, but there are ELFs 🤔
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first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
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Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
big boat unstuck :(
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
big boat unstuck :(
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All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
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the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the ugly truth they don't want you to know is that the math without numbers is actually more fun than the math with numbers
spicing up The Hoodie with some truly daring fashion choices tonight
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
spicing up The Hoodie with some truly daring fashion choices tonight
presbyterian chess
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
presbyterian chess
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i’m more of a consmedicalist
transmedicalism is when Jesus winds up in communion pills by mistake
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i’m more of a consmedicalist
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transmedicalism is when Jesus winds up in communion pills by mistake
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
transmedicalism is when Jesus winds up in communion pills by mistake
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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pericopium
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
pericopium