Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
cisgender heterosexual man.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one
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Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
· Aug 15
i'm sorry for being an illiterate gooner
don't tell me this is going to be my all-time banger on this account. i can't cope with this
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
don't tell me this is going to be my all-time banger on this account. i can't cope with this
grown ups in my replies talking about the origins of 67....scary
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
grown ups in my replies talking about the origins of 67....scary
anyway i'm listening to hank green while browsing bluesky so revanced seem to be working great
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
anyway i'm listening to hank green while browsing bluesky so revanced seem to be working great
i'm trying to set up youtube revanced and every step of this is so sus
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i'm trying to set up youtube revanced and every step of this is so sus
I had the northernlion Jamie page song from Unbeatable stuck in my head for entirely too long. It's completely not his fault but I still blame @fake.koldinium.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
why does every application under wayland take twice as long to startup
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
why does every application under wayland take twice as long to startup
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"the forward march of technology must never be impeded" is truly a disgusting and revolting ideology that no one should ever fucking have, yet here we are.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"the forward march of technology must never be impeded" is truly a disgusting and revolting ideology that no one should ever fucking have, yet here we are.
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new life goal is to make something important enough for claude to think of me when compiling a list of people to appreciate
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
new life goal is to make something important enough for claude to think of me when compiling a list of people to appreciate
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me when I watch Northernlion
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
me when I watch Northernlion
people only care about the envirnoment when the thing damaging the environment is a thing they don't like
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
people only care about the envirnoment when the thing damaging the environment is a thing they don't like
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mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
how do you americans like it when i make cultural references you don't understand
jinnah's pakistan
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
how do you americans like it when i make cultural references you don't understand
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anyway its lisp, lisp can cast the first stone
let the language without a janky grammar cast the first stone
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
anyway its lisp, lisp can cast the first stone
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… you’re telling me this mistletoe is hung?!?
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
… you’re telling me this mistletoe is hung?!?
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doomscrolling fdroid
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
doomscrolling fdroid
my health and safety lecturer was pitching us on a volunteer project for the uni and he said "It's not just about what <UNI> can do for you its also about what you can do for <UNI>, its like what Kevin Spacey said in House Of Cards"
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my health and safety lecturer was pitching us on a volunteer project for the uni and he said "It's not just about what <UNI> can do for you its also about what you can do for <UNI>, its like what Kevin Spacey said in House Of Cards"
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December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
real functional programming has never been tried
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
real functional programming has never been tried
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
working on a vim wrapper for jj-vcs called gege.vim
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
working on a vim wrapper for jj-vcs called gege.vim