Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
pakistani cisgender heterosexual man.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one.
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Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
· Aug 15
i'm sorry for being an illiterate gooner
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Everything went to shit when not wanting to learn new things became normalized.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Everything went to shit when not wanting to learn new things became normalized.
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kira likes the attention i think
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
kira likes the attention i think
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its interesting (derogatory) that every time amanda askell gets talked about on this website the thinly veiled misogyny comes out in force
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
its interesting (derogatory) that every time amanda askell gets talked about on this website the thinly veiled misogyny comes out in force
youtu.be/7bSzp-QildA loved this talk
It's Not About The API - Fast, Flexible, and Simple Rendering in Vulkan
YouTube video by Games by Mason
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
youtu.be/7bSzp-QildA loved this talk
something something entities more gullible than my grandma
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
something something entities more gullible than my grandma
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putting mobile processors in desktops and servers is a plot by big.LITTLE to sell a small processor the size of a large processor
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
putting mobile processors in desktops and servers is a plot by big.LITTLE to sell a small processor the size of a large processor
interrogating @kira.pds.witchcraft.systems on exactly why the interaction of liking even exists as a social mechanism
interrogating @kira.pds.witchcraft.systems on exactly why she doesn't like my posts
interrogating @kira.pds.witchcraft.systems on exactly why she liked my post
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
interrogating @kira.pds.witchcraft.systems on exactly why the interaction of liking even exists as a social mechanism
i desperately want to skip math class rn
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i desperately want to skip math class rn
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KDE is gay trying to be chud. Gnome is chud desperately trying to be gay
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
KDE is gay trying to be chud. Gnome is chud desperately trying to be gay
this skeet war typedeout without looking on my android phone
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
this skeet war typedeout without looking on my android phone
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The Austrian state government of Burgenland has adopted LibreOffice in their IT department. Big Tech is DOOMED.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The Austrian state government of Burgenland has adopted LibreOffice in their IT department. Big Tech is DOOMED.
if atproto is so good why don't we have an atproto two
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
if atproto is so good why don't we have an atproto two
sometimes my roommate randomly asks me something like "do you know what the best vocational college in punjab is?" and i'm like "no" and he gives me a *look* and then goes back to what he was doing before with no comment
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
sometimes my roommate randomly asks me something like "do you know what the best vocational college in punjab is?" and i'm like "no" and he gives me a *look* and then goes back to what he was doing before with no comment
what did he mean by this
notable transphobe koldinium dot com it's over for me
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
what did he mean by this
TYSON TAN IS ON BLUESKY!!!
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
TYSON TAN IS ON BLUESKY!!!
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we are anime pfps we carry the flame
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
we are anime pfps we carry the flame
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I think they should allow wireless buttplugs in pro chess, but make it so both sides have to have them and the buttplug operators are the ones actually competing like in Real Steel (2011)
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I think they should allow wireless buttplugs in pro chess, but make it so both sides have to have them and the buttplug operators are the ones actually competing like in Real Steel (2011)
my controversial opinion is that stalemates makes the game more interesting. adds an element of psychological warfare even if you're really behind on material.
you can use your opponent's material *against* them. that's cool af.
you can use your opponent's material *against* them. that's cool af.
This really is the dumbest fucking rule in the history of games. You know some idiot prince came up with the “if you trap my king so that any move causes it to be captured in the game where if you capture my king, I lose, it’s a tie” rule and everyone else had to eat shit and smile to dodge the axe.
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
my controversial opinion is that stalemates makes the game more interesting. adds an element of psychological warfare even if you're really behind on material.
you can use your opponent's material *against* them. that's cool af.
you can use your opponent's material *against* them. that's cool af.
me in 2056 when my hb is ragebaiting me by copying everything i say and adding the eigenslur to every token
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
me in 2056 when my hb is ragebaiting me by copying everything i say and adding the eigenslur to every token
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found this guy for a little project and i've never felt so seen
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
found this guy for a little project and i've never felt so seen
its extra fucked when you realize that like i live here on campus in a hostel. this is like my main internet source.
you can't use tailscale at school? I CAN'T USE IT 24/7 BRO
you can't use tailscale at school? I CAN'T USE IT 24/7 BRO
IT WAS MY FUCKING UNIVERSITY NETWORK.
THE SHIT-ASS FUCKING STUDENT-RUN UNIVERSITY NETWORK.
THE SHIT-ASS FUCKING STUDENT-RUN UNIVERSITY NETWORK.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S CORS, CORS IS THE REASON FAKE.KOLDINIUM.COM NEVER RESOLVES TO THIS ACCOUNT GODDAMIT
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
its extra fucked when you realize that like i live here on campus in a hostel. this is like my main internet source.
you can't use tailscale at school? I CAN'T USE IT 24/7 BRO
you can't use tailscale at school? I CAN'T USE IT 24/7 BRO