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Fake Kold
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cisgender heterosexual man.

these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one
based
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
nope
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
KRILL YOURSELF!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
its working great now
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
my beloved awesomewm, xmonad, lost to the wind perished under the moonlight
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
more like 5%
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
my beloved labubu post....you never saw the sky that was destined to you
there's a famous story about diogenes: plato had defined a man as a "featherless" biped so diogenes took a labubu and ran into plato's academy screaming: "behold! a man!"
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I HAVE SO MANY BETTER POSTS THAT UTILIZE POP CULTURE IN WITTY WAYS
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i think its the first time i've seen this notifcation.

great feeling to not be confined to the app
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
will be trying to get yt music vanced as well cuz not being able to play music in the background SUCKS
December 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
looked sus to me chief
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
download the manager, asks for access to notifs and the ability to run in the background.

try to select the youtube app, says i need to load an apk from storage, have to go to a sus apk website to get a youtube apk...very sus
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Fake Kold
"the forward march of technology must never be impeded" is truly a disgusting and revolting ideology that no one should ever fucking have, yet here we are.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
oomf is into colonizers
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
woke tom scott
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM