Doe-eyed assassin
@lillyfromschool.bsky.social
Researcher. C- & K-drama aficionado. Masters graduate in Development Politics. She/her. Free 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩🇸🇸
How do I marry Hayao Miyazaki asap?! Not for his money, just to spend my married life watching him interact with his cat and seeing him react to anime made with AI 😍
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
How do I marry Hayao Miyazaki asap?! Not for his money, just to spend my married life watching him interact with his cat and seeing him react to anime made with AI 😍
“I am not Toph, I am MELON LORD 😈🔥”
And Toph!
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“I am not Toph, I am MELON LORD 😈🔥”
8 minutes until the new episode of How Dare You drops 🥳
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
8 minutes until the new episode of How Dare You drops 🥳
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Team Mongolia’s uniforms for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026. ❄️🔥😮💨
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Team Mongolia’s uniforms for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026. ❄️🔥😮💨
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Nah they were tryna derail your training cuz why they gotta make you remember when you were driving, driving in your car? 😩💔
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Nah they were tryna derail your training cuz why they gotta make you remember when you were driving, driving in your car? 😩💔
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Me, when "Fast Car" comes on in the middle of a workout:
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Me, when "Fast Car" comes on in the middle of a workout:
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he did it he made his brand worse. we didn't think it was possible but he did it.
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
he did it he made his brand worse. we didn't think it was possible but he did it.
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Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
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Man I *hate* when a mix-up leads to me almost performing at a klan rally
Ludacris has dropped out of Kid Rock’s “Rock the Country” music festival, with his spokesperson saying there was a “a mix-up” about the rapper’s involvement
Ludacris Pulls Out of Rock the Country Festival, Citing "Mix-Up"
Ludacris has dropped out of Kid Rock's 2026 "Rock the Country" festival tour after fan backlash and what his team calls "a mix-up."
consequence.net
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Man I *hate* when a mix-up leads to me almost performing at a klan rally
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Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
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Rolling Stone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
20-odd years ago, I was fired from my dream job at Rolling Stone before I could publish anything. So let's try this again! Thanks to all who read me in the Post these past 6 years - hope you'll follow the next chapter.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Rolling Stone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
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This is not the one that died???
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is not the one that died???
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Hello! If you're behind in your student loans and been notified your wages could be garnished, or you're worried you will be, reach out to me at mpotts at tnr dot com or monicabpotts.57 at signal! It's for an article, and I'd love to chat about how this could impact your life.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hello! If you're behind in your student loans and been notified your wages could be garnished, or you're worried you will be, reach out to me at mpotts at tnr dot com or monicabpotts.57 at signal! It's for an article, and I'd love to chat about how this could impact your life.
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He lived to tell the tale??? Tell him to do it again…
This white man telling me he did a cold plunge in Lake Lanier…
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
He lived to tell the tale??? Tell him to do it again…
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And even if the protests weren't peaceful, ICE is far from peaceful. So why is anyone expecting more from the people than from so-called law enforcement?
I have yet to see any protestor do anything at all that is anything but peaceful, even the radical lesbian agitators. I’m not sure why Tim Walz is doing the ‘both sides’ thing here. Also, for the love of god, add description to ur pic!!
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And even if the protests weren't peaceful, ICE is far from peaceful. So why is anyone expecting more from the people than from so-called law enforcement?
Someone on Twitter just told JD Vance “you were the only baby worth choosing crack over”, I’m inconsolable right now 😭🤣
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Someone on Twitter just told JD Vance “you were the only baby worth choosing crack over”, I’m inconsolable right now 😭🤣
Someone said “sometimes reading is a trauma response in kids” and the bird app boo’d then cuz “ig EVERYTHING is a trauma response now” and that why I hate “my therapist says” twt. For some of us (the ones with those specific traumas and who react that way) it WAS a trauma response, you peanut
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Someone said “sometimes reading is a trauma response in kids” and the bird app boo’d then cuz “ig EVERYTHING is a trauma response now” and that why I hate “my therapist says” twt. For some of us (the ones with those specific traumas and who react that way) it WAS a trauma response, you peanut
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A shiny baby is a loved baby
Mama grabbed the Vaseline and was like:
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
A shiny baby is a loved baby
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This is high key one of my favorite things to do to my kid.
Why are we like this? 🤣
Why are we like this? 🤣
Mama grabbed the Vaseline and was like:
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
This is high key one of my favorite things to do to my kid.
Why are we like this? 🤣
Why are we like this? 🤣