Slim da Skeetheart
@curvegottii.bsky.social
Yap City: Tha Basement🔊
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You mean you have to put time and effort into actually studying for the exam that would allow you to practice law? You can’t just treat it like you treat everything else as a pompous, self-centered millionaire? What a concept. I cannot believe the audacity of these folks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You mean you have to put time and effort into actually studying for the exam that would allow you to practice law? You can’t just treat it like you treat everything else as a pompous, self-centered millionaire? What a concept. I cannot believe the audacity of these folks.
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Kim Kardashian thinking she could ChatGPT her way through California’s bar exam as if it’s not one of, if not THE hardest… is truly one of the best representations of her stupidity and sense of entitlement. And then trying to blame psychics… chile.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Kim Kardashian thinking she could ChatGPT her way through California’s bar exam as if it’s not one of, if not THE hardest… is truly one of the best representations of her stupidity and sense of entitlement. And then trying to blame psychics… chile.
Are we actually surprised? 🤨
That girl Kim K took one of THE HARDEST state bar exams using ChatGPT to study???
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Are we actually surprised? 🤨
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HAYLEY LASHONDA WILLIAMS IS FAMILY AND YOU WILL TREAT HER AS SUCH.
Who TF is Haley Williams and why is her name in the same sentence as Beyonce
I wish Beyoncé put as much thought and consideration into her fans getting tickets and making them affordable as Haley Williams.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
HAYLEY LASHONDA WILLIAMS IS FAMILY AND YOU WILL TREAT HER AS SUCH.
I love how locked in on Bama my nephew has become. My heart would just burst open if he went for undergrad 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I love how locked in on Bama my nephew has become. My heart would just burst open if he went for undergrad 🥰
Happy Veterans Day to the Black Vets 🖤 thank you for your service to this ghetto ass country!
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy Veterans Day to the Black Vets 🖤 thank you for your service to this ghetto ass country!
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My fav is getting a color that matches their eggplant.
And then send a pic like I’m holding it for a color match.
And then send a pic like I’m holding it for a color match.
Getting my nails done how he like em. Gotta send a pic spreading my cheeks later.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My fav is getting a color that matches their eggplant.
And then send a pic like I’m holding it for a color match.
And then send a pic like I’m holding it for a color match.
What a sweet thing to say 🥹
Not only are you a good friend, but you’re a good woman too.
Just 10 all around 🙂↕️
Just 10 all around 🙂↕️
Getting my nails done how he like em. Gotta send a pic spreading my cheeks later.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What a sweet thing to say 🥹
Getting my nails done how he like em. Gotta send a pic spreading my cheeks later.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Getting my nails done how he like em. Gotta send a pic spreading my cheeks later.
I told them folks that on the other app, & you would’ve thought I cursed em out 😒
As an HR professional. I agree with most of this. The one thing that I tell people about work is that you can be friendly, but never friends. DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE AT WORK. Everything I found out about things that are going on in the company is because somebody's work bff came into my office
Absolutely not and BLOCK as many as you can before you even start the job especially your boss. Yes you make friends and have a few but that is a vetting process 😎
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I told them folks that on the other app, & you would’ve thought I cursed em out 😒
It’s flurrying. We didn’t even get a real fall 😒
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It’s flurrying. We didn’t even get a real fall 😒
Why y’all ain’t tell me pre workout be tearing ya stomach up?!? 🥴 omg, I’m tryna get to work
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Why y’all ain’t tell me pre workout be tearing ya stomach up?!? 🥴 omg, I’m tryna get to work
It’s too damn cold nie 😤
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It’s too damn cold nie 😤
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Happy birthday, to the heavenly 🙏🏽beautiful Dorothy Dandridge! 🩷🥰
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Happy birthday, to the heavenly 🙏🏽beautiful Dorothy Dandridge! 🩷🥰
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Tillllll. Thissss. Dayyyyy.
Love Sosa still slaps till this day!!
What a time.
What a time.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Tillllll. Thissss. Dayyyyy.
Love Sosa still slaps till this day!!
What a time.
What a time.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Love Sosa still slaps till this day!!
What a time.
What a time.
🤝🏾
I’m so far removed from “having somebody’s baby” I be swallowing my birth control dry sometimes. 😂 it’s going down with or without a drink 🤷🏽♀️
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🤝🏾
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rose are red.. I need some head … that’s the poem 😅
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
rose are red.. I need some head … that’s the poem 😅
I don’t even have to ask 👐🏽😂
Overheard my coworker saying how she mostly takes sink baths during the with week and she takes her showers on the weekends 🤨
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don’t even have to ask 👐🏽😂
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First trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic
In theaters April 24, 2026
In theaters April 24, 2026
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
First trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic
In theaters April 24, 2026
In theaters April 24, 2026
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November is Men’s Mental Health Month. Check in. Listen. Support.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November is Men’s Mental Health Month. Check in. Listen. Support.
Talk about it!!!!!
When I'm trying to explain to white people about how their own will willingly shoot themselves in the foot if it means the ricochet will kill us, I tell them the story of Don Seigelman and the Alabama Lottery.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Talk about it!!!!!
Procrastination
Ladies, what's stopping you from making your feet page?
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Procrastination
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Girls’ middle school basketball is pretty painful to watch. For me. In this moment. It’s so chaotic.
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Girls’ middle school basketball is pretty painful to watch. For me. In this moment. It’s so chaotic.