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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
One thing about them edibles:

They always gonna show you who is actually getting ate up.
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They keep telling us exactly who to get rid of. 🤣
the centrism will continue until morale decreases
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Kash flying his little girlfriend to England for dinner with Chuck and Camila!?
F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It

The episode has contributed to concerns among intelligence allies that Kash Patel, brash and partisan, is also unpredictable and even unreliable. No paywall 🎁

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/w...
F.B.I. Director Is Said to Have Made a Pledge to Head of MI5, Then Broken It
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
MAGA Minaj. Shocked. 😭
Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’ve been in serious denial about the fact that I’m still recovering from holiday planning. I’ve been working on Christmas since June.

I also think I’ve seriously done some of my best work.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New York.
What’s one thing that’s absolutely non-negotiable for you in this chapter of your life?
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Okay who is doing the podcast?
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I believe Ariana’s project was indeed on the Grammy nominations list at some point. Particularly for the visual categories, “Brighter Days” is a forerunner.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from Sanrio.
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from Mattress Firm.
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Had a YN explain to me that I can still get the princess treatment even though he’s younger than me. Then he asked what my favorite flowers were.

Me: “Save your money baby”
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That was my thought too until I learned that the CA Bar has to offer re-tests to the people who took the bar exam in Feb because they had a portion of the test written via AI and the questions were wrong/weird.

Test takers started calling it out and then they copped to contracting it out.
She actually admitted that she uses a chat bot for legal questions?

Then she does not deserve to pass the bar. Attorneys are getting in trouble for this.
No, let's dunk on her because she thinks she's too busy and important to go to law school.

Let's dunk on her for the number of times she failed the baby bar.

Let's dunk on her for admitting she uses GPT when she has legal questions like legal software doesn't exist.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No, let's dunk on her because she thinks she's too busy and important to go to law school.

Let's dunk on her for the number of times she failed the baby bar.

Let's dunk on her for admitting she uses GPT when she has legal questions like legal software doesn't exist.
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Sheehan: 78 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*cracks knuckles*

Let's talk about our biggest Holiday collection ever to date!

Welcome to the HOLIDAZE, X(tra).
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Comparing Robin Thicke to that other man is so insulting to Robin. His voice and discography >>> that man that married that lady from 7th Heaven.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
HAYLEY LASHONDA WILLIAMS IS FAMILY AND YOU WILL TREAT HER AS SUCH.
Who TF is Haley Williams and why is her name in the same sentence as Beyonce
I wish Beyoncé put as much thought and consideration into her fans getting tickets and making them affordable as Haley Williams.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
IDK who needs to hear this but if you're going to be doing holiday shopping online...do it now.

The shipping carriers are already falling apart. UPS just cut 34k people, USPS is doing more with far less govt resources, FedEx is struggling too.

The problems are already manifesting.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Watch this!

Also, ya'll WILL be getting this Holiday Collection thread this morning. Tuh!
For you (and for me!)
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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"I can't wait for fall so I can start dressing!"

We almost 3 months in and I ain't seen the Mr. Ranches and Miss Thousand Islands YET. Step to the front. You supposed to make this cold worth it.
a woman in a red shirt is drinking from a red cup .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is drinking from a red cup .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'm kinda glad Schumer shit the bed.

There were far too many in the party that were comfortable with him. Now, we can hoist him on his own petard and hook them too on the way out.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Summer 2025 ✨
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I dropped 15 new fragrances this quarter.

Product development is closed until Spring 2026x
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We launched officially last week. Is now a good time to walk ya'll through the holiday collection?
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM