Perfume Papi
@heyhassan.com
🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
But Connor is being discriminated against because he wasn't made the head of the writer's room after his first season on tv.
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
But Connor is being discriminated against because he wasn't made the head of the writer's room after his first season on tv.
Had a dream that the Fugazzi fragrance I wore yesterday came in a body wash. Woke up and looked and it absolutely did.
I don't know what this knew clairvoyance i've unlocked is but I absolutely cannot afford it.
I don't know what this knew clairvoyance i've unlocked is but I absolutely cannot afford it.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Had a dream that the Fugazzi fragrance I wore yesterday came in a body wash. Woke up and looked and it absolutely did.
I don't know what this knew clairvoyance i've unlocked is but I absolutely cannot afford it.
I don't know what this knew clairvoyance i've unlocked is but I absolutely cannot afford it.
Cynthia is getting ready to play all 23 roles in “Dracula” on the West End. I don’t know how she has the time to still be in Black American business but I KNOW she has better things to do.
why is she never paying tribute to the icons from the uk or nigeria?
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Cynthia is getting ready to play all 23 roles in “Dracula” on the West End. I don’t know how she has the time to still be in Black American business but I KNOW she has better things to do.
Buy me David Yurman if it’s real.
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Buy me David Yurman if it’s real.
The only ones who still believe this are cishet men and they’re usually single.
Messy and emotional, and every major civilization has fallen because of it. Qualitative and quantitative data all over the place but yet…
Messy and emotional, and every major civilization has fallen because of it. Qualitative and quantitative data all over the place but yet…
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The only ones who still believe this are cishet men and they’re usually single.
Messy and emotional, and every major civilization has fallen because of it. Qualitative and quantitative data all over the place but yet…
Messy and emotional, and every major civilization has fallen because of it. Qualitative and quantitative data all over the place but yet…
Oh Joy about to start some shit!
Let’s talk hair perfumes that smell better than their EDP counterparts, I’ll go first:
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb makes me wanna quit life as an EDP but the hair perfume? Perfection, esp in locs for some reason.
Let’s talk hair perfumes that smell better than their EDP counterparts, I’ll go first:
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb makes me wanna quit life as an EDP but the hair perfume? Perfection, esp in locs for some reason.
The OG Mügler hair perfume >>>>>>
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh Joy about to start some shit!
Let’s talk hair perfumes that smell better than their EDP counterparts, I’ll go first:
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb makes me wanna quit life as an EDP but the hair perfume? Perfection, esp in locs for some reason.
Let’s talk hair perfumes that smell better than their EDP counterparts, I’ll go first:
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb makes me wanna quit life as an EDP but the hair perfume? Perfection, esp in locs for some reason.
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Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
In 2026 I’m going to be open to the idea of intimate relationships again with one caveat:
I’m on the hunt for my new best friend FIRST and love of my life later.
We will not be mixing up the order again.
I’m on the hunt for my new best friend FIRST and love of my life later.
We will not be mixing up the order again.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In 2026 I’m going to be open to the idea of intimate relationships again with one caveat:
I’m on the hunt for my new best friend FIRST and love of my life later.
We will not be mixing up the order again.
I’m on the hunt for my new best friend FIRST and love of my life later.
We will not be mixing up the order again.
My other fragrance hot take: if you got more than a couple inches of hair and not using hair perfume you’re missing out.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My other fragrance hot take: if you got more than a couple inches of hair and not using hair perfume you’re missing out.
Firm boundaries make me easier to love, not harder.
2025 is almost over, what did you learn ?
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Firm boundaries make me easier to love, not harder.
I pulled up to my homegirls house today and the postman was delivering her mail. He looked at me and said “Burberry?”
I said “Excuse me?”
“You’re wearing Burberry.”
Me: “No I’m wearing Orange Crush Extrait by Fugazzi”
Him: Never heard of it.
Me: That’s the point. 😎
I said “Excuse me?”
“You’re wearing Burberry.”
Me: “No I’m wearing Orange Crush Extrait by Fugazzi”
Him: Never heard of it.
Me: That’s the point. 😎
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I pulled up to my homegirls house today and the postman was delivering her mail. He looked at me and said “Burberry?”
I said “Excuse me?”
“You’re wearing Burberry.”
Me: “No I’m wearing Orange Crush Extrait by Fugazzi”
Him: Never heard of it.
Me: That’s the point. 😎
I said “Excuse me?”
“You’re wearing Burberry.”
Me: “No I’m wearing Orange Crush Extrait by Fugazzi”
Him: Never heard of it.
Me: That’s the point. 😎
Yerrrrrrr!! 👏🏾
@heyhassan.com I got my perfume in the mail today! 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yerrrrrrr!! 👏🏾
Spent the evening in the company of some of NYC’s most talented creative directors, photographers, filmmakers and agency strategists.
Sometimes I forget I’m funny until I’m in front of smart people.
Sometimes I forget I’m funny until I’m in front of smart people.
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Spent the evening in the company of some of NYC’s most talented creative directors, photographers, filmmakers and agency strategists.
Sometimes I forget I’m funny until I’m in front of smart people.
Sometimes I forget I’m funny until I’m in front of smart people.
Individually I love them but together!? WHOOOOO.
December 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Individually I love them but together!? WHOOOOO.
I got an account strike on TikTok yesterday. A lady was playing Karoline Leavitt and she had needle scabs on her mouth. My comment:
“The butchered lip is air frying me”
They said that went against community standards. I’m finna delete that hoe anyway.
“The butchered lip is air frying me”
They said that went against community standards. I’m finna delete that hoe anyway.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I got an account strike on TikTok yesterday. A lady was playing Karoline Leavitt and she had needle scabs on her mouth. My comment:
“The butchered lip is air frying me”
They said that went against community standards. I’m finna delete that hoe anyway.
“The butchered lip is air frying me”
They said that went against community standards. I’m finna delete that hoe anyway.
They don’t need access to your DMs to be weird.
only allowing DMs from mutuals will save you some trouble
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They don’t need access to your DMs to be weird.
So what’s funny is I thought I was being irritable/sensitive and was consciously trying to interact in a certain way bc I had to ask myself if I would’ve received it differently from someone I was attracted to.
Nope. Just a serial weirdo I guess.
Nope. Just a serial weirdo I guess.
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So what’s funny is I thought I was being irritable/sensitive and was consciously trying to interact in a certain way bc I had to ask myself if I would’ve received it differently from someone I was attracted to.
Nope. Just a serial weirdo I guess.
Nope. Just a serial weirdo I guess.
NYC is going to be ground zero for what the rest of the country could look like going forward.
Might have to pull up on Mamdani getting sworn in!
Might have to pull up on Mamdani getting sworn in!
NYC has launched a guaranteed income program for unhoused young adults, funded through the city budget.
It reflects a growing shift toward material support over punishment, and recognition that cash can be a direct path to stability.
Source: New York City Council
#adopteesky
It reflects a growing shift toward material support over punishment, and recognition that cash can be a direct path to stability.
Source: New York City Council
#adopteesky
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
NYC is going to be ground zero for what the rest of the country could look like going forward.
Might have to pull up on Mamdani getting sworn in!
Might have to pull up on Mamdani getting sworn in!
If you ever come across a fragrance you love and they have an extrait, get the extrait.
The option exists for a reason and you will get your money's worth.
The option exists for a reason and you will get your money's worth.
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you ever come across a fragrance you love and they have an extrait, get the extrait.
The option exists for a reason and you will get your money's worth.
The option exists for a reason and you will get your money's worth.
There it is.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There it is.
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Your AI pictures do not impress me.
Stop putting them fucking abs and muscles on your body.
We need drinking water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop putting them fucking abs and muscles on your body.
We need drinking water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Your AI pictures do not impress me.
Stop putting them fucking abs and muscles on your body.
We need drinking water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop putting them fucking abs and muscles on your body.
We need drinking water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh good for them!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh good for them!!
I don't really wrap presents like I used to back in the day, because I don't buy presents like I used to because fuck them ppl, but my gift wrapping hack?
Stop using tape. Glue Dots. Seamless finishes all over.
Stop using tape. Glue Dots. Seamless finishes all over.
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't really wrap presents like I used to back in the day, because I don't buy presents like I used to because fuck them ppl, but my gift wrapping hack?
Stop using tape. Glue Dots. Seamless finishes all over.
Stop using tape. Glue Dots. Seamless finishes all over.
Shoutout to Mariah Carey for the decades of festive she's provided us, but particularly Black Irish...a DRANK!
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Shoutout to Mariah Carey for the decades of festive she's provided us, but particularly Black Irish...a DRANK!