Perfume Papi
@heyhassan.com
🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
It’s happening. Right now.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s happening. Right now.
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Someone should ask him to address how the "ambition" of black business owners makes up for their lack of access to funding, especially as they're scaling (ie proven concept) since black people receive less than 0.5% of all venture capital funding. Minion brain ass.
Pharrell Williams Reveals His Political Stance, Says Picking Sides Inadvertently Supports ‘Division’
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/trey...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/trey...
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Someone should ask him to address how the "ambition" of black business owners makes up for their lack of access to funding, especially as they're scaling (ie proven concept) since black people receive less than 0.5% of all venture capital funding. Minion brain ass.
Chile, if ya'll don't go find a good 60 year old CPA to do this and stop playing.
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Chile, if ya'll don't go find a good 60 year old CPA to do this and stop playing.
Just purchased a new insurance plan from the marketplace and I would like to extend a hearty, heartfelt, FUCK YOU to everyone who contributed to this bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just purchased a new insurance plan from the marketplace and I would like to extend a hearty, heartfelt, FUCK YOU to everyone who contributed to this bullshit.
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DO NOT GET SICK Y'ALL
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
DO NOT GET SICK Y'ALL
I hope ya'll treat the people running over here from Elon's hellscape like ya'll do the people going to the gym in the New Year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I hope ya'll treat the people running over here from Elon's hellscape like ya'll do the people going to the gym in the New Year.
Now why would half the internet go down on the day of my Black Friday event!?
(Because Mercury is in micro braids. that's why)
(Because Mercury is in micro braids. that's why)
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Now why would half the internet go down on the day of my Black Friday event!?
(Because Mercury is in micro braids. that's why)
(Because Mercury is in micro braids. that's why)
What's great about being single and child free is that I can buy one offs of things like my favorite cup and saucer set.
It's perfect size for tea or espresso, and I don't need multiples.
It's perfect size for tea or espresso, and I don't need multiples.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What's great about being single and child free is that I can buy one offs of things like my favorite cup and saucer set.
It's perfect size for tea or espresso, and I don't need multiples.
It's perfect size for tea or espresso, and I don't need multiples.
Woke up to discover our current mayor is in Israel, giving away the last of the store before he’s out of office. 🤬
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Woke up to discover our current mayor is in Israel, giving away the last of the store before he’s out of office. 🤬
Who?
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Who?
I'm catching up on the James Comey/Halligan situation and
BITCH WTF!?
They couldn't cover up a pimple with full coverage foundation.
BITCH WTF!?
They couldn't cover up a pimple with full coverage foundation.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm catching up on the James Comey/Halligan situation and
BITCH WTF!?
They couldn't cover up a pimple with full coverage foundation.
BITCH WTF!?
They couldn't cover up a pimple with full coverage foundation.
Guess who got locked out of their lab and can't get back in for three business days?
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Guess who got locked out of their lab and can't get back in for three business days?
Someone asked what kind of kid I was.
One of my favorite phrases was “What’s this supposed to be?”
One of my favorite phrases was “What’s this supposed to be?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Someone asked what kind of kid I was.
One of my favorite phrases was “What’s this supposed to be?”
One of my favorite phrases was “What’s this supposed to be?”
Sunday Scaries are probably WORSE now with the looming threat of layoffs hanging over people’s heads.
I’d take a broken arm over a bullet wound but that shit still hurts.
I’d take a broken arm over a bullet wound but that shit still hurts.
Unemployment is too high to have Sunday scaries right now. Too many people wish that they had a reason to set an alarm in the morning to be complaining about having to do so.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sunday Scaries are probably WORSE now with the looming threat of layoffs hanging over people’s heads.
I’d take a broken arm over a bullet wound but that shit still hurts.
I’d take a broken arm over a bullet wound but that shit still hurts.
Good because he acted a plum damn fool in that deposition and his lawyer allowed it. Her ass needs to be reported to the state bar too.
Tory Lanez and his lawyer have been held in contempt of court after Lanez refused to answer questions in a deposition in Megan Thee Stallion's defamation lawsuit against Milagro Gramz.
He's to pay $20,000, and jury in Megan's trial will be told he refused to answer questions.
He's to pay $20,000, and jury in Megan's trial will be told he refused to answer questions.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Good because he acted a plum damn fool in that deposition and his lawyer allowed it. Her ass needs to be reported to the state bar too.
Goonica always been a pick me ass broad.
Her boyfriend is his manager. 🙄
Her boyfriend is his manager. 🙄
Monica: “Chris Brown is the Greatest Entertainer That is Left Here on Earth with Us”
Monica is a big supporter of Chris Brown, and she is being candid about how high her appreciation towers. Full story below...
Monica is a big supporter of Chris Brown, and she is being candid about how high her appreciation towers. Full story below...
Monica: “Chris Brown is the Greatest Entertainer That is Left Here on Earth with Us”
Monica is a big supporter of Chris Brown, and she is being candid about how high her appreciation towers. Full story below...
thatgrapejuice.net
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Goonica always been a pick me ass broad.
Her boyfriend is his manager. 🙄
Her boyfriend is his manager. 🙄
As time passes it’s very easy to become casual about your gifts even if they’re not your job.
Tonight I was cooking, harmonizing along with Sarah McLachlan, doing clean piquè turns through the kitchen and admiring my art projects from earlier.
Artists never die, they bloom.
Tonight I was cooking, harmonizing along with Sarah McLachlan, doing clean piquè turns through the kitchen and admiring my art projects from earlier.
Artists never die, they bloom.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
As time passes it’s very easy to become casual about your gifts even if they’re not your job.
Tonight I was cooking, harmonizing along with Sarah McLachlan, doing clean piquè turns through the kitchen and admiring my art projects from earlier.
Artists never die, they bloom.
Tonight I was cooking, harmonizing along with Sarah McLachlan, doing clean piquè turns through the kitchen and admiring my art projects from earlier.
Artists never die, they bloom.
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
And when we told ya’ll criminalizing black folks for cannabis while white ones built a $30B industry off it was wrong you told us to stfu because “free market”.
Now look at your stupid asses.
Now look at your stupid asses.
Icymi: The government shutdown ended with a federal ban on marijuana above 0.4 grams — effectively destroying the $28-billion hemp industry, and hard-hitting farmers at the worst possible time.
Many of us use marijuana to stay calm; unlike alcohol, it *reduces* violent crime — it doesn’t *cause* it
Many of us use marijuana to stay calm; unlike alcohol, it *reduces* violent crime — it doesn’t *cause* it
New law killing "THC loophole" could hurt state programs and businesses, advocates say
A last-minute provision re-criminalizes many hemp-derived products, reversing their 2018 legalization.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And when we told ya’ll criminalizing black folks for cannabis while white ones built a $30B industry off it was wrong you told us to stfu because “free market”.
Now look at your stupid asses.
Now look at your stupid asses.
Just FYI: Because Measles vaccines are designed for kids, you as an adult over 30 are probably no longer immune and likely need to get another MMR shot.
Got my second series on Thursday because it won’t be me.
Got my second series on Thursday because it won’t be me.
Special thanks to RFK, Jr., Jenny McCarthy, and all those crunchy moms.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/cana...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/cana...
The Americas Are No Longer Officially Measles-Free
Canada lost its official measles elimination status after a year of continuous transmission
www.scientificamerican.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just FYI: Because Measles vaccines are designed for kids, you as an adult over 30 are probably no longer immune and likely need to get another MMR shot.
Got my second series on Thursday because it won’t be me.
Got my second series on Thursday because it won’t be me.
Today’s page: Working on playing with light in 2D. I’ve added these colored spotlights to see how I could give them depth using only complimentary colors.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today’s page: Working on playing with light in 2D. I’ve added these colored spotlights to see how I could give them depth using only complimentary colors.
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MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
If you're going to get on here and brag, please moisturize.
"face card doesn't decline" okay but your skin is visibly dry.
"laugh if yo dick big" Okay but you shared it last week and it was ashy.
Do you not have reflective surfaces in your homes?
"face card doesn't decline" okay but your skin is visibly dry.
"laugh if yo dick big" Okay but you shared it last week and it was ashy.
Do you not have reflective surfaces in your homes?
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you're going to get on here and brag, please moisturize.
"face card doesn't decline" okay but your skin is visibly dry.
"laugh if yo dick big" Okay but you shared it last week and it was ashy.
Do you not have reflective surfaces in your homes?
"face card doesn't decline" okay but your skin is visibly dry.
"laugh if yo dick big" Okay but you shared it last week and it was ashy.
Do you not have reflective surfaces in your homes?
See now I could've told you that any establishment in NYC called "Sei Less" was gonna be a problem.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
See now I could've told you that any establishment in NYC called "Sei Less" was gonna be a problem.