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Slim da Skeetheart
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Yap City: Tha Basement🔊
Why do you want us to be mean to you?? 🤨
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Somebody finna be a widooowww
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Halfway to the gym & I realize I still have my Nike slides on 😑😑😑😑😑😑
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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I don’t understand why people accept cheating & downplay the severity of it
Cheating is not a deal breaker for a lot of people. It’s one for me. You know how much planning, lying and coordinating you have to do to cheat well?

Alll that energy to be a shitty person is wild
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I somehow ended up on teachertok, & y’all better hope they all don’t just up & quit. The shit is beyond ridiculous at this point 👐🏽
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This!
Stop deleting. I’m working. I’m missing it!!!

START SCREENSHOTTING YALL. I NEED TO SEE THIS.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Teaser is out for Devil Wears Prada 2 starring Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Press pause for a minute. I have a meeting. Brb.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is the most time I’ve spent on here in forever, & y’all have not disappointed me yet 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Not being popular enough to end up in group chats>>>>>
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I was sleep at 4:17 am
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Not they hounding you with they broke ass 🤨
T-Mobile text me TODAY about a bill due on 12/03 kiss my ass!!
If I just paid the bill two weeks ago, don’t email me bout the next one that ain’t even due yet
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Words can't explain how much that burns my biscuits, plz don't notify me about something that ain't due for another 3-4wks
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If I just paid the bill two weeks ago, don’t email me bout the next one that ain’t even due yet
a woman with long hair is wearing a white hoodie and sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long hair is wearing a white hoodie and sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No, do tell. Lemme know you a loser off rip. Save us both some time 🫶🏾
Talking about who wants you and who has been dm’ing you and texting you is the easiest way to fumble somebody….. why would anyone care about that
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Hooked, tethered, chained on phonics
We use to tease people that was using hooked on phonics. And I now know that that was wrong and we hooked on phonics needs to come back. Everybody needs to be hooked on it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Good morning 🤗
Good morning to Black women but particularly to the Black women who have their toes done. I hope you get everything you want today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good morning 😌
Anyway.. Good Morning to everyone who’s gone this far without owning a pair of Crocs
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I have like 57 different recipes to try, most of which are for the colder months. Time to lock the fuck in.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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You mean you have to put time and effort into actually studying for the exam that would allow you to practice law? You can’t just treat it like you treat everything else as a pompous, self-centered millionaire? What a concept. I cannot believe the audacity of these folks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM