Lightsabermetrics
@lightsabermetrics.bsky.social
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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The Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)
"A Burglar Bitten by a Skeleton," Illustrated Police News, June 27, 1874
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)
After his nightly good night text, my dad had to text me again to let me know that Mounds and Almond Joys were on sale for $0.50 today at the WinCo. So, heads up if you have one of those in your area.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
After his nightly good night text, my dad had to text me again to let me know that Mounds and Almond Joys were on sale for $0.50 today at the WinCo. So, heads up if you have one of those in your area.
This guy's videos are always great. Bread slicer, fire extinguisher, soviet fire helmet, and jammed antique lock are some of my favorites.
the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
111 Years Old Antique Toaster Restoration
YouTube video by Odd Tinkering
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September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This guy's videos are always great. Bread slicer, fire extinguisher, soviet fire helmet, and jammed antique lock are some of my favorites.
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decided to compile some of charlie’s best performing tweets from each month going back through 2017 to let the man’s actual words speak for himself and things are off to a good start
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
decided to compile some of charlie’s best performing tweets from each month going back through 2017 to let the man’s actual words speak for himself and things are off to a good start
I hope everyone had a nice 9/11 today.
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hope everyone had a nice 9/11 today.
Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.
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He died doing what he loved, promoting hated and violence against those he considered lesser. ⚰️
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He died doing what he loved, promoting hated and violence against those he considered lesser. ⚰️
I'm going to be just as sad about the news of the Nazi bobblehead's death as he would be about the news of mine.
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm going to be just as sad about the news of the Nazi bobblehead's death as he would be about the news of mine.
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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The history of America has been forged by political violence, and contrary to the narrative being built on the news at this moment Most of that violence was at the hand of conservative white men against minorities and women throughout our history.
Slavery was violence
Jim Crow was violence
Etc
Slavery was violence
Jim Crow was violence
Etc
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The history of America has been forged by political violence, and contrary to the narrative being built on the news at this moment Most of that violence was at the hand of conservative white men against minorities and women throughout our history.
Slavery was violence
Jim Crow was violence
Etc
Slavery was violence
Jim Crow was violence
Etc
I don't like the Cracker Barrel redesign because I think it looks boring and sterile. However, now that weird conservatives are losing their minds over it, I think I'm starting to come around to it.
August 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't like the Cracker Barrel redesign because I think it looks boring and sterile. However, now that weird conservatives are losing their minds over it, I think I'm starting to come around to it.
Happy Fred Durst Day to all who celebrate.
August 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Fred Durst Day to all who celebrate.
YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!
May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!
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Child endangerment.
Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future.
This is my baseline for political engagement.
Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future.
This is my baseline for political engagement.
You can't make this up.
ICE left a 12-year-old completely abandoned on the street after abducting the adult he was with.
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
ICE left a 12-year-old completely abandoned on the street after abducting the adult he was with.
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
May 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Child endangerment.
Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future.
This is my baseline for political engagement.
Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future.
This is my baseline for political engagement.
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We need people to stop saying/implying that Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves due process because he has no criminal record.
His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record.
Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process
His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record.
Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We need people to stop saying/implying that Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves due process because he has no criminal record.
His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record.
Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process
His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record.
Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process
Never kill yourself
April 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Never kill yourself
This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.
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**$82 million annual** budget for police misconduct lawsuits and its exhausted 4 months into the year lol
NEW: The City Council just approved this settlement, officially exhausting the city's entire $82 million annual budget to resolve police misconduct lawsuits. @wttw.bsky.social
Pay Man Who Lost Both Legs After Being Struck by Driver Being Chased by Police $32M, City Lawyers Recommend
The City Council’s Finance Committee on Friday is set to consider the proposed settlement, which calls for taxpayers to pay $20 million and the city’s insurance company to pay $12 million. A final vot...
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April 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
**$82 million annual** budget for police misconduct lawsuits and its exhausted 4 months into the year lol
I am not built for factory work or any other kind of manual labor. Thousands of years of my ancestors fucking has led to the perfect genetic mix for a man built only for sitting at a desk and looking at computer all day.
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am not built for factory work or any other kind of manual labor. Thousands of years of my ancestors fucking has led to the perfect genetic mix for a man built only for sitting at a desk and looking at computer all day.