Water pie for dessert at Thanksgiving and Christmas this year.

I don't think very many people outside of California give a shit about him. Buttigieg probably has a better chance than Newsom, and he's as charismatic as a turd.

I worked at Walmart in the 2000s, and it was one of the worst jobs I've ever had. I've been to funerals happier than the break room of that store.

lmao

Man, this guy sucks big time.

Let's redesign every corporate logo. I want to see a red-faced guy in Oakleys fill his diaper over Applebee's switching fonts.