Lightsabermetrics
@lightsabermetrics.bsky.social
Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.
YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!
May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!
Never kill yourself
April 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Never kill yourself
This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.
One of the funniest bumper stickers I've ever seen.
April 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One of the funniest bumper stickers I've ever seen.
41-year-old brother-in-law music
April 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
41-year-old brother-in-law music
I've been using one like this for 10 years and it has held up really well. Easily slips into any pocket.
April 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've been using one like this for 10 years and it has held up really well. Easily slips into any pocket.
It's very much dogshit, but still entertaining.
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's very much dogshit, but still entertaining.
This is one of the worst things to see when you're waiting on a package. If it comes through Indy, it's going to be at least 3 days late.
March 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is one of the worst things to see when you're waiting on a package. If it comes through Indy, it's going to be at least 3 days late.
Buff Correll's grandpa?
March 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Buff Correll's grandpa?
Leaning Tower of Niles looks beautiful today.
March 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Leaning Tower of Niles looks beautiful today.
This is like when a local taco truck here decorated for Halloween.
March 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is like when a local taco truck here decorated for Halloween.
Everything sucks right now, but on the bright side, it's the greatest time in history to be a fan of sugar-free, fizzy drinks.
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Everything sucks right now, but on the bright side, it's the greatest time in history to be a fan of sugar-free, fizzy drinks.
"Maple Joe" sounds like an anti-Canadian slur.
March 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Maple Joe" sounds like an anti-Canadian slur.
Haha, nice. Happy Sunday, everyone.
March 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Haha, nice. Happy Sunday, everyone.
The other day I won a run on Balatro almost exclusively with High Card. I eventually leveled it up to 57.
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The other day I won a run on Balatro almost exclusively with High Card. I eventually leveled it up to 57.
