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lieutenant winslow
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half monkey. half jew.
Pinned
we rioting yet?
maga is furious rn
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
a collective of hackers who do nothing but hack the phones of democratic members of congress & autocorrect words like "reform" and "rein in", to say "abolish" and "prosecute" instead
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
@timothysnyder.bsky.social are you in a position to opine... is this just the newest strain of russian window cancer or is this ukraine taking the fight into moscow? tks

www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Russian General With Key Intelligence Role Is Shot in Moscow
The attack on the deputy head of the GRU, the Russian military-intelligence agency, follows a series of killings of top military officials in the country.
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
one of the legit funniest things about epstein is how he gave rise to a $1.4B dollar ponzi scheme when scott rothstein told investors he represented underage victims in civil suits & they were investing in structured settlements to give victims immediate payouts

www.sun-sentinel.com/2019/07/19/s...
Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Ponzi king Scott Rothstein square off in court
On one side is Jeffrey Epstein, the South Florida sexual offender now facing new federal sex trafficking charges in New York. On the other side is Scott Rothstein, the convicted Ponzi schemer servi…
www.sun-sentinel.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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"Nobody wants your cryptocurrencies around here, LOUIE."
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
what do the miami heat front office and chuck schumer have in common?
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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how am i supposed to keep up with all the persisting horrors in the world when the heat are trying to land giannis at the deadline
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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we rioting yet?
January 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
with all the existential doom that bombards our every waking minute, unchaperoned ja morant on the loose in miami is **exactly** what we collectively as a nation, need right now
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Gawker was killed to protect pedophiles
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I saw it too:
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
f'n AI can't even spell Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
she's with gus polinki doing the polka twist now, which is more than i can say for us
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
[nine minute long, audible sigh]

fine i will cape up for don lemon
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i know fuck all about warsh, but mohamed el-erian appears to be on board with it so that's at least somewhat comforting.

January 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
the jungian archetypes of fascism are all present in thia ice/ minneapolis story

the tyrant (donnie);
the goebbels (miller);
the grifter (homan);
the lockjaw (bovino);
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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It’s easy to forget since he’s still a high public official but Homan straight up took $50,000 in cash from undercover agents on camera and then nothing happened
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
frfr i'm gonna find the next future ex-mrs.winslow on this list
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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They must be searching for 11,780 votes.
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i want ilhan omar to square up on me.

i was told there would be no kink shaming on this site.
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
greg bovino has engaged the enemy face to face in battle, and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage. he was once raped in reverse.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
oh no please don't tell everyone how fucking cool I am
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM