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half monkey. half jew.
megyn kelly rules
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this prob goes without saying, but teddy roosevelt def high on this list
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
idk what kind of b******* playlist this is
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
[comic book guy voice] worst. halloween. costume. ever.
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
a little **too** on the nose really
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think we know how that pitt game is going to go
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i love []__[], miami
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
since we're getting out there again tomorrow, shout out to this dude with what is still my fav protest sign ever
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
NFL always trying to make me feel inadequate
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
dabo post game and all next week
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
don't ever talk to me about on campus stadiums, or attendance.

ever.
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I remember earlier this summer several people asking me why I had full face covering at a sweltering mid day summer protest.

the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid.

I was not overreacting.

I was not being paranoid.

Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
thanks, jerk
September 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
smu/baylor
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
OMG baylor
September 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
be careful with nitrous, kids.
August 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ghislaine at the big epstein congressional hearing
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i'm not trying to tell his family what to do but there's only one shirt he should be buried in and wearing for the rest of eternity
July 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
July 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
good morning specifically and exclusively to this man making an honest living selling t-shirts outside the courthouse
July 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
el. oh. m'f'n. el.
June 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
wsj beat the onion to it
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM