lieutenant winslow
@lieutenantwinslow.bsky.social
half monkey. half jew.
Pinned
we rioting yet?
it's not that you only got 3 on this drive, it's that you chewed up damn near 6 minutes of clock and only got 3
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it's not that you only got 3 on this drive, it's that you chewed up damn near 6 minutes of clock and only got 3
serious question. do tinder girls get a "happy thanksgiving" text or no?
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
serious question. do tinder girls get a "happy thanksgiving" text or no?
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Heroes are everywhere
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Heroes are everywhere
no matter how comically low the bar is, the democratic party of florida always, always, f'n always finds a way to not clear it.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...
U.S. Rep. Cherfilus-McCormick surrenders to authorities in $5M federal theft case
The Broward congresswoman is acccused of pocketing a $5 million overpayment by the state to her family’s healthcare company for Covid-19 services.
www.miamiherald.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
no matter how comically low the bar is, the democratic party of florida always, always, f'n always finds a way to not clear it.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...
really thought we'd have gotten bailed out by "heart attack on the shitter" by now
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
really thought we'd have gotten bailed out by "heart attack on the shitter" by now
I love you, ACC football
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I love you, ACC football
if only there were some precedent for miami getting f'ed out of an opportunity to play for a natty b/c a team w/ an identical record, WHO MIAMI BEAT IN THE REG SEASON, got the spot instead b/c the other team's loss to miami received more weight as a quality loss, than miami actually beating them H2H
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
if only there were some precedent for miami getting f'ed out of an opportunity to play for a natty b/c a team w/ an identical record, WHO MIAMI BEAT IN THE REG SEASON, got the spot instead b/c the other team's loss to miami received more weight as a quality loss, than miami actually beating them H2H
megyn kelly rules
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
megyn kelly rules
i honestly did not know whether it was possible to convince me that the conspiracy theorists have been right all along about epstein getting whacked in prison but here we are
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i honestly did not know whether it was possible to convince me that the conspiracy theorists have been right all along about epstein getting whacked in prison but here we are
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we rioting yet?
January 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
we rioting yet?
one of my best friends in the world graduated from fsu in '01 & decided that after 4 yrs of partying in tally he could prob use some structure & discipline.
so he joined the army.
in august.
of 2001.
today is one of my fav days of the year bc i get to wish him, specifically a happy veteran's day
so he joined the army.
in august.
of 2001.
today is one of my fav days of the year bc i get to wish him, specifically a happy veteran's day
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
one of my best friends in the world graduated from fsu in '01 & decided that after 4 yrs of partying in tally he could prob use some structure & discipline.
so he joined the army.
in august.
of 2001.
today is one of my fav days of the year bc i get to wish him, specifically a happy veteran's day
so he joined the army.
in august.
of 2001.
today is one of my fav days of the year bc i get to wish him, specifically a happy veteran's day
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steel magnolias is on cmt.
the first time I ever got high I was 12 yrs old at my friend's house, in his living room with his dirtbag weed dealer father bagging up a QP, rolling one after another after another and steel magnolias happened to be on the tv
and maaaaaaaan that movie fucked me up bro
the first time I ever got high I was 12 yrs old at my friend's house, in his living room with his dirtbag weed dealer father bagging up a QP, rolling one after another after another and steel magnolias happened to be on the tv
and maaaaaaaan that movie fucked me up bro
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
steel magnolias is on cmt.
the first time I ever got high I was 12 yrs old at my friend's house, in his living room with his dirtbag weed dealer father bagging up a QP, rolling one after another after another and steel magnolias happened to be on the tv
and maaaaaaaan that movie fucked me up bro
the first time I ever got high I was 12 yrs old at my friend's house, in his living room with his dirtbag weed dealer father bagging up a QP, rolling one after another after another and steel magnolias happened to be on the tv
and maaaaaaaan that movie fucked me up bro
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when they say that democrats and republicans have so more in common than what separates us, they are mainly talking about how we both want to chuck schumer to be catapulted into the f'n sun
March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
when they say that democrats and republicans have so more in common than what separates us, they are mainly talking about how we both want to chuck schumer to be catapulted into the f'n sun
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it's difficult to imagine that there are two human beings anywhere on this planet who are less up to the task at hand than chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it's difficult to imagine that there are two human beings anywhere on this planet who are less up to the task at hand than chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries
university of florida head football coach jedd fisch is going to be the single funniest thing that happens in 2025
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
university of florida head football coach jedd fisch is going to be the single funniest thing that happens in 2025
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I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works
SUCK IT BROHM
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
SUCK IT BROHM
db cooper.
the lost colony of roanoke.
how this miami team beat ND, UF and USF
the lost colony of roanoke.
how this miami team beat ND, UF and USF
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
db cooper.
the lost colony of roanoke.
how this miami team beat ND, UF and USF
the lost colony of roanoke.
how this miami team beat ND, UF and USF
that's why you're gonna be a dentist buddy
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
that's why you're gonna be a dentist buddy
UTSA has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever rn
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
UTSA has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever rn
rip OG palpatine
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
rip OG palpatine