Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Oulipo and oblique strategies have come up a lot in our house recently—so I was delighted to hear this week's episode of CHEAPSHOW where (after a while) Paul Gannon limited himself to 50 words.
It was actually quite gripping and suspenseful and @e-loud.bsky.social did much better than expected 🤣
It was actually quite gripping and suspenseful and @e-loud.bsky.social did much better than expected 🤣
It’s just a normal episode of CheapShow this week.
Honest!
It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample…
It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
@e-loud.bsky.social
Share/Rate/Review
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Honest!
It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample…
It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
@e-loud.bsky.social
Share/Rate/Review
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Ep 461: 50 Words | CheapShow
It’s just a normal episode of CheapShow this week. Honest! It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample… It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Oulipo and oblique strategies have come up a lot in our house recently—so I was delighted to hear this week's episode of CHEAPSHOW where (after a while) Paul Gannon limited himself to 50 words.
It was actually quite gripping and suspenseful and @e-loud.bsky.social did much better than expected 🤣
It was actually quite gripping and suspenseful and @e-loud.bsky.social did much better than expected 🤣
Good morning. This is me for the foreseeable.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Good morning. This is me for the foreseeable.
Wrong answers only
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Wrong answers only
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
One day soon we’re gonna wake up and find out that he’s dead.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
One day soon we’re gonna wake up and find out that he’s dead.
I had a great weekend with Sam at a Spa Hotel in Southampton… but I'm sad I only heard about this MASSIVE LONDON PICKLE FESTIVAL when it was over.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I had a great weekend with Sam at a Spa Hotel in Southampton… but I'm sad I only heard about this MASSIVE LONDON PICKLE FESTIVAL when it was over.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
Young Peter Capaldi goes to Milan for 17mins in 1984 to explore how glaswegians are influencing fashion and culture.
1984: "The Glasgow Style" with Peter Capaldi | Spectrum | Fashion | BBC Archive
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November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Young Peter Capaldi goes to Milan for 17mins in 1984 to explore how glaswegians are influencing fashion and culture.
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I was very surprised to see a friend of a friend wrote and starred in her own West End play—especially as the blurb was VERY weak and she doesnt have any writing experience. It got 2* from Theatre Weekly.
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was very surprised to see a friend of a friend wrote and starred in her own West End play—especially as the blurb was VERY weak and she doesnt have any writing experience. It got 2* from Theatre Weekly.
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
COLUMBOB: Bob Mortimer as Columbo… I'd watch that.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
COLUMBOB: Bob Mortimer as Columbo… I'd watch that.
Ha, I love that Victoria Coren owned Glinner when he turned his evil eye on Only Connect.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ha, I love that Victoria Coren owned Glinner when he turned his evil eye on Only Connect.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Post you from a different era
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post you from a different era
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
Star Wars IV: A New Hope is on ITV… it must be a particularly terrible cut because the extra CGI George added to Mos Eisley looks truly abysmal on this reasonably good hotel TV.
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Star Wars IV: A New Hope is on ITV… it must be a particularly terrible cut because the extra CGI George added to Mos Eisley looks truly abysmal on this reasonably good hotel TV.
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
I heard Limmy had started watching Blind Date on twitch 🤣
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I heard Limmy had started watching Blind Date on twitch 🤣
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
I'm gonna listen to this on my way home from my last day at work—window down, slurping a milkshake with my cool guy shades on.
I hope there's some music, as it's been a week and I still can't get the theme tune of Russ Abbot's Madhouse from the last episode out of my head.
I hope there's some music, as it's been a week and I still can't get the theme tune of Russ Abbot's Madhouse from the last episode out of my head.
It’s just a normal episode of CheapShow this week.
Honest!
It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample…
It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
@e-loud.bsky.social
Share/Rate/Review
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-461-50-wo...
Honest!
It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample…
It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
@e-loud.bsky.social
Share/Rate/Review
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-461-50-wo...
Ep 461: 50 Words | CheapShow
It’s just a normal episode of CheapShow this week. Honest! It’s got cheap treats and musical oddities to sample… It’s just that one small argument will make this an incredibly one-sided episode…
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm gonna listen to this on my way home from my last day at work—window down, slurping a milkshake with my cool guy shades on.
I hope there's some music, as it's been a week and I still can't get the theme tune of Russ Abbot's Madhouse from the last episode out of my head.
I hope there's some music, as it's been a week and I still can't get the theme tune of Russ Abbot's Madhouse from the last episode out of my head.
Last day at work today and the masks have slipped 🤣 a freeze-frame of one of @mrbiffo.bsky.social's videos was on my screen and my colleague said "who's that sly prick on the end, he looks like a devious wrong'un."
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Last day at work today and the masks have slipped 🤣 a freeze-frame of one of @mrbiffo.bsky.social's videos was on my screen and my colleague said "who's that sly prick on the end, he looks like a devious wrong'un."
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
I saw a Japanese toilet advert yesterday where the act of washing poo off your bumhole was simulated by dipping the top of an orange in chocolate mousse.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I saw a Japanese toilet advert yesterday where the act of washing poo off your bumhole was simulated by dipping the top of an orange in chocolate mousse.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
I saw a horsebox on the M4 this morning where the door was just a residential door.
It said HORSES above it and it looked like a horsebox… but it had a lounge door on it.
@soozuk.bsky.social could you get a horse through a lounge door? Sorry you've probably not tried, but it seems too small to me.
It said HORSES above it and it looked like a horsebox… but it had a lounge door on it.
@soozuk.bsky.social could you get a horse through a lounge door? Sorry you've probably not tried, but it seems too small to me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I saw a horsebox on the M4 this morning where the door was just a residential door.
It said HORSES above it and it looked like a horsebox… but it had a lounge door on it.
@soozuk.bsky.social could you get a horse through a lounge door? Sorry you've probably not tried, but it seems too small to me.
It said HORSES above it and it looked like a horsebox… but it had a lounge door on it.
@soozuk.bsky.social could you get a horse through a lounge door? Sorry you've probably not tried, but it seems too small to me.
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See also: "fuck that"
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
See also: "fuck that"
OMG. The Enterprise-D Lego set includes Guinan (holding a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey) and Data's cat Spot.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
OMG. The Enterprise-D Lego set includes Guinan (holding a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey) and Data's cat Spot.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
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Holy fuck. The Lego Enterprise D comes with a Spot the cat minifig?!
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Holy fuck. The Lego Enterprise D comes with a Spot the cat minifig?!