Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Careful, one of these little shitters must have gone the wrong way, cos I just sneezed it out—nasty!
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Careful, one of these little shitters must have gone the wrong way, cos I just sneezed it out—nasty!
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Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way
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I looked at this map and became ENRAGED.
Just look at this shit. Other Trek channels using AI in their thumbnails. This is how I see you. SLLLLLLOP
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I looked at this map and became ENRAGED.
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My next door neighbour has done this amazing marketing for the pub he works at.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My next door neighbour has done this amazing marketing for the pub he works at.
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Quite proud of last night's dinner…
Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce.
Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).
Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce.
Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Quite proud of last night's dinner…
Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce.
Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).
Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce.
Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).
"So shines a good deed, in a weary world."
Abubakar Abdullahi: Nigerian imam honoured for saving Christian lives dies aged 90 - BBC News
Abubakar Abdullahi sheltered 262 people after they came under attack from Fulani herders in 2018.
www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"So shines a good deed, in a weary world."
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Everything sounds more romantic in French.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Everything sounds more romantic in French.
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“One day, son, all this will be yours.”
“What, the curtains?”
“What, the curtains?”
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
“One day, son, all this will be yours.”
“What, the curtains?”
“What, the curtains?”
Trump Always Chickens Out.
TACO CUNT.
TACO CUNT.
Trump walks back Greenland tariffs threat, citing vague ‘deal’ over territory
US president claims ‘framework’ of agreement in the works after ‘very productive’ meeting with Nato secretary general
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Trump Always Chickens Out.
TACO CUNT.
TACO CUNT.
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Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
Would DONCASTER be more popular if it were renamed BONKFASTER?
I think so.
I think so.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Would DONCASTER be more popular if it were renamed BONKFASTER?
I think so.
I think so.
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Wow, I must be bored and spiritually lost… I randomly started singing songs from Eli Silverman's OH, NORMAN! as if it were a real musical.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Wow, I must be bored and spiritually lost… I randomly started singing songs from Eli Silverman's OH, NORMAN! as if it were a real musical.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
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Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
I really hope someone raises this at a press conference.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I really hope someone raises this at a press conference.
Good, I hope it fails SO MUCH.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Good, I hope it fails SO MUCH.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
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What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
What's your sign?
