Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
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Everything sounds more romantic in French.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Everything sounds more romantic in French.
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“One day, son, all this will be yours.”
“What, the curtains?”
“What, the curtains?”
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
“One day, son, all this will be yours.”
“What, the curtains?”
“What, the curtains?”
Trump Always Chickens Out.
TACO CUNT.
TACO CUNT.
Trump walks back Greenland tariffs threat, citing vague ‘deal’ over territory
US president claims ‘framework’ of agreement in the works after ‘very productive’ meeting with Nato secretary general
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Trump Always Chickens Out.
TACO CUNT.
TACO CUNT.
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Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
Would DONCASTER be more popular if it were renamed BONKFASTER?
I think so.
I think so.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Would DONCASTER be more popular if it were renamed BONKFASTER?
I think so.
I think so.
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Wow, I must be bored and spiritually lost… I randomly started singing songs from Eli Silverman's OH, NORMAN! as if it were a real musical.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Wow, I must be bored and spiritually lost… I randomly started singing songs from Eli Silverman's OH, NORMAN! as if it were a real musical.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
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Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
I really hope someone raises this at a press conference.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I really hope someone raises this at a press conference.
Good, I hope it fails SO MUCH.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Good, I hope it fails SO MUCH.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
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What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
What's your sign?
My approach to Wetherspoons is that if I break the seal on a bottle of sauce, I take that sauce bottle home.
It happened today with HP sauce and I couldn't be happier 👍🏻
It happened today with HP sauce and I couldn't be happier 👍🏻
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM
My approach to Wetherspoons is that if I break the seal on a bottle of sauce, I take that sauce bottle home.
It happened today with HP sauce and I couldn't be happier 👍🏻
It happened today with HP sauce and I couldn't be happier 👍🏻
Erm, any relation, @e-loud.bsky.social?
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Erm, any relation, @e-loud.bsky.social?
Mock The Week is back... on TLC?
I've barely heard of that channel and have no idea how to watch it. So I predict the return will only last one series; people will sub-consciously refuse to watch that channel for reasons unknown even to them. Also, inc. adverts will make it seem less satisfying.
I've barely heard of that channel and have no idea how to watch it. So I predict the return will only last one series; people will sub-consciously refuse to watch that channel for reasons unknown even to them. Also, inc. adverts will make it seem less satisfying.
Dara Ó Briain is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as including Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne and Katherine Ryan.
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/998/d...
Dara Ó Briain returns to host Mock The Week, with panellists revealed - British Comedy Guide
p]Dara Ó Briain[/p] is returning to host Mock The Week he has confirmed, as returning panellists for the show are named as Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan, Rhys Ja...
www.comedy.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Mock The Week is back... on TLC?
I've barely heard of that channel and have no idea how to watch it. So I predict the return will only last one series; people will sub-consciously refuse to watch that channel for reasons unknown even to them. Also, inc. adverts will make it seem less satisfying.
I've barely heard of that channel and have no idea how to watch it. So I predict the return will only last one series; people will sub-consciously refuse to watch that channel for reasons unknown even to them. Also, inc. adverts will make it seem less satisfying.
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So we're in the "Even a broken clock is right twice a day timeline"
(VERY Heavy sigh) Yay !
(VERY Heavy sigh) Yay !
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 AM
So we're in the "Even a broken clock is right twice a day timeline"
(VERY Heavy sigh) Yay !
(VERY Heavy sigh) Yay !
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Frasier or Niles ?!
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Frasier or Niles ?!
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Erm, why is Speaker of the House of nincompoops Mike Johnson on my telly while I'm trying to fucking eat breakfast?
Go home, you American twat.
Go home, you American twat.
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Erm, why is Speaker of the House of nincompoops Mike Johnson on my telly while I'm trying to fucking eat breakfast?
Go home, you American twat.
Go home, you American twat.
I'm at a shopping centre in Camberley an hour before it opens trying to collect an electric blanket the same colour as our sofa—god forbid it would be a slightly different colour and available near our house.
There's several toilet cubicles full of gasping men. I'm not sure they're gasping about.
There's several toilet cubicles full of gasping men. I'm not sure they're gasping about.
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I'm at a shopping centre in Camberley an hour before it opens trying to collect an electric blanket the same colour as our sofa—god forbid it would be a slightly different colour and available near our house.
There's several toilet cubicles full of gasping men. I'm not sure they're gasping about.
There's several toilet cubicles full of gasping men. I'm not sure they're gasping about.
STENCHFORM
My new novel about evil hologram that stinks. Set in 1995, all the main characters are stupid and awful, within a few pages you're rooting for them to die.
My new novel about evil hologram that stinks. Set in 1995, all the main characters are stupid and awful, within a few pages you're rooting for them to die.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
STENCHFORM
My new novel about evil hologram that stinks. Set in 1995, all the main characters are stupid and awful, within a few pages you're rooting for them to die.
My new novel about evil hologram that stinks. Set in 1995, all the main characters are stupid and awful, within a few pages you're rooting for them to die.
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"I am… inevitable."
"I am… inevitable."
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"I am… inevitable."
"I am… inevitable."
Quote an actor in the wrong film.
“There is no 'i' in team—but there is an 'i' in pie. There's an 'i' in meat pie and meat is an anagram of team...”
“There is no 'i' in team—but there is an 'i' in pie. There's an 'i' in meat pie and meat is an anagram of team...”
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film.
“There is no 'i' in team—but there is an 'i' in pie. There's an 'i' in meat pie and meat is an anagram of team...”
“There is no 'i' in team—but there is an 'i' in pie. There's an 'i' in meat pie and meat is an anagram of team...”