Leyton Jay
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Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
#StarTrek Starfleet Academy was initially, meh.

Episode 3 is pranks and Mugato costumes all the way down.
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Careful, one of these little shitters must have gone the wrong way, cos I just sneezed it out—nasty!
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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Oh, the irony
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I looked at this map and became ENRAGED.
Just look at this shit. Other Trek channels using AI in their thumbnails. This is how I see you. SLLLLLLOP
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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My next door neighbour has done this amazing marketing for the pub he works at.
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Too early to judge Gul Dukat's Civilian Government. #startrek
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"It's too late, Stew. She's got your gametes!"

#tmwrnj
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
J'member Dixons?
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Quite proud of last night's dinner…

Double veggie burgers from October (76% discount) with half price cheese on a half price bun with half price lettuce, half price tomato and 20p Big Mac Sauce.

Side dish was a half price mushroom stuffed with half price bread(crumbs).
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
"So shines a good deed, in a weary world."
Abubakar Abdullahi: Nigerian imam honoured for saving Christian lives dies aged 90 - BBC News
Abubakar Abdullahi sheltered 262 people after they came under attack from Fulani herders in 2018.
www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Everything sounds more romantic in French.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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“One day, son, all this will be yours.”

“What, the curtains?”
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Trump Always Chickens Out.

TACO CUNT.
Trump walks back Greenland tariffs threat, citing vague ‘deal’ over territory
US president claims ‘framework’ of agreement in the works after ‘very productive’ meeting with Nato secretary general
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Would DONCASTER be more popular if it were renamed BONKFASTER?

I think so.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Wow, I must be bored and spiritually lost… I randomly started singing songs from Eli Silverman's OH, NORMAN! as if it were a real musical.

Only two days until a new episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast. Can't come soon enough, I'm so bored this week.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Jif Micro Liquid, where are yoooou?!
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I really hope someone raises this at a press conference.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Good, I hope it fails SO MUCH.

Microsoft is a guaranteed loser in the AI battle, copilot is beyond useless and their AI PC project is doomed.
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 PM