Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
I don't know much about him, but Wes Streeting… mental?
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don't know much about him, but Wes Streeting… mental?
I'm looking forward to listening to the latest episode of my favourite filthy chaotic improvised comedy podcast… as we drive 100 miles exactly to Leicestershire for the weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm looking forward to listening to the latest episode of my favourite filthy chaotic improvised comedy podcast… as we drive 100 miles exactly to Leicestershire for the weekend.
Wow, the Patreon rebrand is so unbelievably strange I thought I'd gone to the wrong site. Is this how Patreons and hosts see themselves?
For me, it's where I go to get my extremely filthy and neurodivergent content about people pooing themselves AND/OR watching ALL of #StarTrek in production order.
For me, it's where I go to get my extremely filthy and neurodivergent content about people pooing themselves AND/OR watching ALL of #StarTrek in production order.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wow, the Patreon rebrand is so unbelievably strange I thought I'd gone to the wrong site. Is this how Patreons and hosts see themselves?
For me, it's where I go to get my extremely filthy and neurodivergent content about people pooing themselves AND/OR watching ALL of #StarTrek in production order.
For me, it's where I go to get my extremely filthy and neurodivergent content about people pooing themselves AND/OR watching ALL of #StarTrek in production order.
Good morning. This is me for the foreseeable.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Good morning. This is me for the foreseeable.
I had a great weekend with Sam at a Spa Hotel in Southampton… but I'm sad I only heard about this MASSIVE LONDON PICKLE FESTIVAL when it was over.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I had a great weekend with Sam at a Spa Hotel in Southampton… but I'm sad I only heard about this MASSIVE LONDON PICKLE FESTIVAL when it was over.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
I was very surprised to see a friend of a friend wrote and starred in her own West End play—especially as the blurb was VERY weak and she doesnt have any writing experience. It got 2* from Theatre Weekly.
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was very surprised to see a friend of a friend wrote and starred in her own West End play—especially as the blurb was VERY weak and she doesnt have any writing experience. It got 2* from Theatre Weekly.
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
COLUMBOB: Bob Mortimer as Columbo… I'd watch that.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
COLUMBOB: Bob Mortimer as Columbo… I'd watch that.
Ha, I love that Victoria Coren owned Glinner when he turned his evil eye on Only Connect.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ha, I love that Victoria Coren owned Glinner when he turned his evil eye on Only Connect.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.
He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
Post you from a different era
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post you from a different era
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
Star Wars IV: A New Hope is on ITV… it must be a particularly terrible cut because the extra CGI George added to Mos Eisley looks truly abysmal on this reasonably good hotel TV.
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Star Wars IV: A New Hope is on ITV… it must be a particularly terrible cut because the extra CGI George added to Mos Eisley looks truly abysmal on this reasonably good hotel TV.
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
It makes the extra creatures and droids look even more needless and dumb
I heard Limmy had started watching Blind Date on twitch 🤣
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I heard Limmy had started watching Blind Date on twitch 🤣
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
I'm back to being unemployed from today, so I'll be cruising the internets looking for jobs—which is historically when I get time to watch @limmy.com.
So I'm catching up on twitch tonight with a £10 bottle of red that was reduced to £7.
Last day at work today and the masks have slipped 🤣 a freeze-frame of one of @mrbiffo.bsky.social's videos was on my screen and my colleague said "who's that sly prick on the end, he looks like a devious wrong'un."
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Last day at work today and the masks have slipped 🤣 a freeze-frame of one of @mrbiffo.bsky.social's videos was on my screen and my colleague said "who's that sly prick on the end, he looks like a devious wrong'un."
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
"That's Paul Gannon" I said. My colleague just tutted and rolled his chair away.
Yeah love it! But why a Type-15 shuffle craft? It must the most Legoable, cos type-6 is clearly the best.
Ro would be better with a headband though.
I believe UK will get the freebie too 🤞🏻
Ro would be better with a headband though.
I believe UK will get the freebie too 🤞🏻
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Yeah love it! But why a Type-15 shuffle craft? It must the most Legoable, cos type-6 is clearly the best.
Ro would be better with a headband though.
I believe UK will get the freebie too 🤞🏻
Ro would be better with a headband though.
I believe UK will get the freebie too 🤞🏻
I saw a Japanese toilet advert yesterday where the act of washing poo off your bumhole was simulated by dipping the top of an orange in chocolate mousse.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I saw a Japanese toilet advert yesterday where the act of washing poo off your bumhole was simulated by dipping the top of an orange in chocolate mousse.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
I didn't want to see it, but now I can't stop thinking about it.
It was innovative. The top of an orange is a bit like a bumhole, I guess.
OMG. The Enterprise-D Lego set includes Guinan (holding a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey) and Data's cat Spot.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
OMG. The Enterprise-D Lego set includes Guinan (holding a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey) and Data's cat Spot.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
Wesley Crusher is also present, at least he has a cool mini tractor beam emitter.
OMG.
This limited edition Date & Coffee Bread from Tesco is amazing. It tastes even better when reduced to half price 🤪 I'm gonna freeze it and have for breakfast all next week.
This limited edition Date & Coffee Bread from Tesco is amazing. It tastes even better when reduced to half price 🤪 I'm gonna freeze it and have for breakfast all next week.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
OMG.
This limited edition Date & Coffee Bread from Tesco is amazing. It tastes even better when reduced to half price 🤪 I'm gonna freeze it and have for breakfast all next week.
This limited edition Date & Coffee Bread from Tesco is amazing. It tastes even better when reduced to half price 🤪 I'm gonna freeze it and have for breakfast all next week.
This is where I post from 🖤
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is where I post from 🖤
You can save your National Insurance number to your phone wallet now. Very handy.
I memorised my NI number when I was 18... but that's so long ago now that I'd forgotten part of it when I last needed it.
I memorised my NI number when I was 18... but that's so long ago now that I'd forgotten part of it when I last needed it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You can save your National Insurance number to your phone wallet now. Very handy.
I memorised my NI number when I was 18... but that's so long ago now that I'd forgotten part of it when I last needed it.
I memorised my NI number when I was 18... but that's so long ago now that I'd forgotten part of it when I last needed it.
"They've found me, Marty. I don't know how but they've found me."
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"They've found me, Marty. I don't know how but they've found me."
No. Hoarding is keeping everything.
If you only keep dolls… that's something else.
If you only keep dolls… that's something else.
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No. Hoarding is keeping everything.
If you only keep dolls… that's something else.
If you only keep dolls… that's something else.
How your email finds me…
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
How your email finds me…
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM