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Leyton Jay
@leytonjay.bsky.social
42, He/him, UK 🇬🇧🖖🏻
Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9
I don't know much about him, but Wes Streeting… mental?
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'd love to see Pertwee's Sea Devils revamped… if you know what I mean.

#DoctorWho classic The Sea Devils to get "blockbuster" revamp | Radio Times share.google/U70IZURpKwQQ...
Doctor Who classic The Sea Devils to get "blockbuster" revamp ahead of new spin-off
The Sea Devils return in a newly re-cut classic — just in time for their modern comeback.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm looking forward to listening to the latest episode of my favourite filthy chaotic improvised comedy podcast… as we drive 100 miles exactly to Leicestershire for the weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Wow, Stormy Daniels talked about this too. So many similarities between them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I still can't believe people chose Mandy over Big Ron.
EastEnders bringing back Pat Butcher from the dead to try and revive their terrible ratings when what everyone wants is Big Ron.

Not Mandy. If any of you voted Mandy in 1993 you are dead to me.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Er… well, that is the correct market for toys.

Who were they targeting before?
Toy sales rebound as brands target kids and adults
Sales have risen by 6% so far this year, analysts say, after a string of post-pandemic falls.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I found your wife… #foundyourwife
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wow, the Patreon rebrand is so unbelievably strange I thought I'd gone to the wrong site. Is this how Patreons and hosts see themselves?

For me, it's where I go to get my extremely filthy and neurodivergent content about people pooing themselves AND/OR watching ALL of #StarTrek in production order.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I found your wife… #foundyourwife
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Oulipo and oblique strategies have come up a lot in our house recently—so I was delighted to hear this week's episode of CHEAPSHOW where (after a while) Paul Gannon limited himself to 50 words.

It was actually quite gripping and suspenseful and @e-loud.bsky.social did much better than expected 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Good morning. This is me for the foreseeable.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Wrong answers only
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
One day soon we’re gonna wake up and find out that he’s dead.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I had a great weekend with Sam at a Spa Hotel in Southampton… but I'm sad I only heard about this MASSIVE LONDON PICKLE FESTIVAL when it was over.

The Dog & Bell in Deptford, I must remember that for next year.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Young Peter Capaldi goes to Milan for 17mins in 1984 to explore how glaswegians are influencing fashion and culture.
1984: "The Glasgow Style" with Peter Capaldi | Spectrum | Fashion | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I was very surprised to see a friend of a friend wrote and starred in her own West End play—especially as the blurb was VERY weak and she doesnt have any writing experience. It got 2* from Theatre Weekly.

Are rubbish plays from debut writers on in the West End often, or has she thrown money at it?
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
COLUMBOB: Bob Mortimer as Columbo… I'd watch that.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ha, I love that Victoria Coren owned Glinner when he turned his evil eye on Only Connect.

Must be hard for his former friends to see him relentlessly trying to portray his despicable one-dimensional trolling as moral high-ground.

He's so deep now he's even started to look like a swivel-eyed loon.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Post you from a different era

2010, I had hair and a partial fringe
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM